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#9138 (77/240) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Vahina2002: it was not difficult
Cayen2000: I know but I'm blind in one eye and can't see out the other |
#10165 (91/287) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
BeHeMoTh101 : dude, this one time in school i was looking at this advertisement to a christian club
BeHeMoTh101 : and on the poster it said "who carries your load? jesus does."
BeHeMoTh101 : and i was like, wtf it's the scrotum |
#11712 (81/253) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Podex> AHOY! I SEE THAT THE FAG FLEET IS IN PORT. MY INSULTS AND DISSING SHALL DECIMATE YOU LIKE A VERBAL PEARL HARBOR!
*** Podex was kicked by Chipko (autokick for CAPS LOCK) |
#163074 (264/890) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Trinexx> I broke my microphone yesterday
<Trinexx> and my first thought was "FUCK, microphowned"
<Trinexx> -_- |
#295400 (45/137) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dutch> I've a girl coming over tomorrow to have sex with in my room
<Dutch> what should i tell my mother
<Dutch> so she don't suspect us doing naughty thing?
<Emma> if she doesn't want you to shag in HER house, she's the one who needs to be respected
<Dutch> my plan is telling my mother she is interested in playing some new video games on my computer
<Dutch> would that work?
<Foxhill> what if your mum runs in with a copy of wii bowling and an extra controller and you're busy getting a groinal spitbath?
<Foxhill> it could happen.. |
#304583 (31/83) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Adam|Lunch: How can I play a sound using jQuery?
coldhead: rename jquery.js to jquery.wavComment: #jquery on freenode
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#309395 (30/84) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BlackoutIsHere> Hey, how much space does it take to host a debian package repo?
<cZk> the same amount it did 7 years agoComment: Found in #ramnode @ irc.esper.net
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#295369 (66/204) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Illing> can anyone recommend a good cult? |
#308130 (68/210) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Adorable> On a scale of Helen Keller to Osama Bin Laden, how good is my hiding spot? |
#40411 (70/218) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert
<RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?
<T-Wolf> ya, why man?
<RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
<T-Wolf> you mother fuckerComment: the funniest thing you will read in a while
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#41975 (51/153) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CXI> shit, I was great at minesweeper
<CXI> I should've been in namComment: #geekissues
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#52688 (76/238) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Mal> OK, so one of the guys we hired for Christmas was telling us a story from his last job yesterday...
<Mal> A bunch of senior management guys came down for the weekend, and took some junior management guys (store managers and stuff) out camping.
<Mal> So they're out there in the bush and they're doing a bonding exercise where they skin kangaroos they've shot.
<Mal> They're busy getting drunk that night when the senior guys chip in $25 and dare one of the junior guys to fuck one of the skinned kangaroos. He refuses, they up the ante to $50, and he fucking does it. Fucks a skinned kangaroo.
<Mal> The guy wakes up the next morning in his tent, and the skinned kangaroo he fucked the night before has been put in the sleeping bag beside him. Not only did this poor bastard fuck a dead, skinless kangaroo, he then slept with it!
<Wad_S> LOL, that's awesome! Where'd he work?
<Mal> That's the best part.
<Mal> He worked at Burger King. |
#11839 (80/252) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cyxxwirc> Soui's ass is able to compile C
<cyxxwirc> that is pretty godly
<rogueWRC> not when he core dumps |
#13549 (95/302) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sumez> so, what's happened over the last week?
<RafaMan> |
#16292 (89/287) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<m00ks> ooop that almost wasn't a fart. Brb. |
#29144 (80/252) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sydeshow> it was just way too odd this morning. Like. "why the fuck does my ass hurt!" |
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<ILLogik> i was having cybersex with this chick but she wouldn't go all the way so i had to rape her |
#625 (92/292) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ash> We hardly ever do crack. Sometimes barely once a week. |
#2589 (80/251) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[Zammo] missee, humans are the only species that do it front on
[Zammo] so over a long time, females evolved boobs
[Zammo] because it matched the attractive effect of a good looking arse |
#4825 (77/241) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** Toramo has joined #---------
<Toramo> It's a full house tonight!!!
<Illuvatar> Can I be uncle Joey? |
#7250 (78/244) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<yunicus> god has so many stalkers |
#8648 (81/255) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<hakan> i asked this hot girl out, she said she just wanted to be pen pals
<hakan> and she dropped our class
<dr_rotcod> haha
<hakan> is that a good thing? |
#8658 (67/207) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<imsuxok> Maybe there'll be some breakthrough in internet technology
<imsuxok> I hear the powerline stuff is close to being released commercially
<imsuxok> I'm just worried that it'll overload the outlets in my old house. I don't feel like burning to death just so I can download porn faster. |
#1193 (79/250) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<|Chris> i want you to setup a word substitution in your head
<|Chris> whenever you see the term "wrestling," i want you to think, "white trash" |
#1735 (79/249) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(Dark_Fear) women and malls gotogether like warez and t3 connectiosn :) |
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