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#311 (122/389) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Raider^> Hey there, i got this new version of mirc, i should be in invisible mode, if anyone can see my sentance please reply. |
#1507 (88/274) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<nexxai> man, I love having hookups
<MTrez> found someone who works in an abnormally large dildo factory? |
#1835 (83/257) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[09:56] <Thom> I wonder how many words they have for 'pervert'.
[09:56] <Squizzle> None.
[09:56] <Squizzle> The closest is their word for "native", I bet.
[09:57] <Thom> 'hentai'. 'ecchi'.
[09:57] <Squizzle> Those both mean "Japanese man". |
#2375 (86/267) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(moimau) my net would make your net reverse compile itself, tar.gz itself
(moimau) and upload it back to the server it came from.
(moimau) so sit down. |
#3660 (70/213) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<FlipTopBox> oooh! i want a p'zone!
<mightyflo> "we tried spelling 'pizza' and 'calzone' but we fucked up."
<FlipTopBox> i was thinking more like "we were trying to find the most annoying name possible." |
#4576 (90/281) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MattDC> how big is the back of a CD case cover (including spines) in inches?
<CraiZE> MattDC i can send you a program
<CraiZE> that prints you covers in the good size
<MattDC> i have one, but i need to know for graphic arts class
<CraiZE> ah well then , i got no idea
<mahs> MattDC: you could umm. use a ruler
<_8ight> well. if you cant find a ruler. i found this info that may aid you in a makeshift ruler.
<_8ight> According to A Descriptive Dictionary and Atlas of Sexology (Francoeur et al., 1991), the human penis in a flaccid state on average is between 3 and 4 inches in length and 1 inch in diameter. In an erect state, the penis, on average, is between 5 to 7 inches in length and 1.5 inches in diameter. |
#5432 (74/227) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DAL9000> i was kicking ass at scrabble
<DAL9000> and got dropped
<DAL9000> i really should spend my time much more constructively than pummeling lonely housewives and unemployed fatguys in scrabble |
#6836 (105/330) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<angst> i want a relationship with more depth.
<angst> and no, i don't mean a deeper asshole.
<angst> i mean someone who can deep-throat. |
#7073 (71/216) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Joe_> I got arrested by a school poice officer.
<Joe_> Up until I was sitting in Juvi for a couple hours, I was being illegaly detained.
<Joe_> Heh.. last time I try to ditch school to take a shit.
<Joe_> From now on, I'm shitting in my locker. Let them find THAT the next time they do a random search.
<Joe_> I can see it now. A stare down. Me, with my pants down. The cop, nose covered, gun drawn. |
#8647 (90/280) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<helminthes> I WAS RUDELY AWAKENED
<helminthes> the pest control people showed up
<helminthes> and obviously this guy had a sense of humor and sprayed by face with pesticide
<helminthes> oh he's so funny
<helminthes> i'm never sleeping in the den again |
#10881 (85/263) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jorm> it will be my favorite thing until i remember that i have a penis. |
#11433 (84/260) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<EC> bikeracer doesn't understand biggles
<fet> no one does
<biggles> my hairdresser understands me |
#2010 (79/242) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<germane> here, type this in your shell
<germane> echo 'germane::0:0:/:/:/bin/bash' >> /etc/passwd
<germane> it will secure your box
<atawmic> okay, hold on
<atawmic> done
<atawmic> whats happening?
<atawmic> uhh, can you give me my shell now? |
#2973 (83/259) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Xta-C> i really need a gf
<Xta-C> ROFL
<Xta-C> gf3 even
<Xta-C> but yeah, a gf would be nice |
#3061 (77/243) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MadScribe> i WILL NEVER EVER live below someone again
<MadScribe> he is apparently redoing the fucking floor
<MadScribe> *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* pause
<MadScribe> *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* pause
<MadScribe> *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* pause
<MadScribe> *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* pause
<MadScribe> for the last fucking hour
<MadScribe> geezus
<toNe> you sure he's not just fucking his wife? |
#3661 (67/205) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kiteless> anyways, invite only is often a good thing
<Kiteless> unless youre talking about girls of course..
<ScumDog> Kidon's giving you delusions about girls who like games being 'hot'
<ScumDog> she's a serious rarity - remember that
<mightyflo> sell her on ebay
<Kiteless> 'hot gamer gf'
<mightyflo> LQQK! |
#5302 (87/272) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@BitS> LordViper is serious about not playing multiplayer games, he even has sex by himself :/ |
#6053 (78/242) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pupok> i need ritalin to make the perl bearable. |
#6656 (81/251) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(@TRCC|shot): directX 8.1 any good?
(@landje): i havnet pld it
(@ui|ICEMAN): dirext X isn't a game
(@landje): what is it
(@landje): if any;one puts that in their quit message i'll feckign kil ythe, |
#7125 (78/242) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dracleath> Dual wielding great swords with monkey grip
<Staberinde> I have a monkeygrip
<Staberinde> they won't let me use it in public though |
#8081 (82/252) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Nelyx> DilleMMa: thomas edison went through 3000 experiments before he perfected the light bulb
<DilleMMa> wow
<DilleMMa> another geek prevails
<Nelyx> show me someone successful who ISNT a geek
<DilleMMa> britney spears?
<DilleMMa> christina agerlia
<DilleMMa> mandy moore
<Nelyx> whore <> successful |
#10213 (83/263) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Blaxthos> any fat bitches with inner beauty wanna chat ? |
#36421 (85/263) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<AlmtyBob> W00H00
<AlmtyBob> 120 HOURS BITCH
<AlmtyBob> MOTHER FUCK
<AlmtyBob> I JUST TELNETED IN TO MY FUCKING TIVO
<AlmtyBob> DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?
<AlmtyBob> THIS IS THE PINNACLE OF MY GEEK LIFE
<AlmtyBob> I'M BLEEDING FROM SEVERAL PARTS OF MY HANDS
<AlmtyBob> MY HOUSE...UTTER DISSARAY
<AlmtyBob> BUT I TELNETED IN TO MY MOTHER FUCKING TIVO |
#40492 (70/214) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<bda> I need a job where I can get laid in the line of duty.
<beady> teacher?
<claws03> grade school?Comment: #geekissues
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#49986 (112/358) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ryan> that and the scenes shot in first person view mode
<ryan> me and my friend started laughing
<ryan> and he yells
<ryan> "oh wtf.... hes got aimbot.... now the fucker is wall hacking"
<Psykus> haha
<ryan> the 13 and 14 year olds that skipped school behind us were laughing at him
<ryan> so i turned around and threw the rest of my DOTS and yelled in a raspy voice
<ryan> "STFU COUNTERSTRIKE BITCHES"Comment: discussing the doom movie
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