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#49704 (108/344) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Celestar> OMFG
<Celestar> people have weird ideas on how computers work
<glx> why?
<Bjarni> you mean they feed the little people in the CPU?
<Celestar> some colleague just asked me what gcc version supported the creation of graphical user interfaces
<Celestar> they also asked me why gcc doesn't support c++ :S
<glx> wow!
<Bjarni> you work for Mircosoft? |
#53055 (78/238) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<m[a]cky> I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself. |
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<Ash> Win2k! ^_^
*** Ash Quit (Read error: 73 (Connection reset by peer)) |
#2084 (76/231) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sharkey> When you talk to your cactus at the end of the quest he says "He got hard?"
<kill> at least you wouldn't have to water a cactus
<kill> it's pretty low-maintenance, if you got one
<Starchild> That's my ideal adopted kid. One you don't have to water or feed.
<kill> you just have to cloth it
<DigiGnome> And you don't even have to do that, as long as you don't let it out of its room. |
#4801 (79/239) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Amanda> Oh yeah, a thug did his commemorative speech on "P Diddy" today
<kisama_> fuck thugs
<kisama_> thugs will amount to shit later
<kisama_> there's a bunch of thugs here taking CISCO NETWORKING CERTIFICATION courses
<kisama_> they are all "YEAH MAN I'M GONNA MAKE 80K COMING RIGHT OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL MAN!" |
#6255 (94/291) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<hd> i did not have sexual relations with that couch |
#6753 (78/239) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CyberPunkWanabe> I broke my new stereo that I got after christmas cause I broke the one I got for christmas..
<CyberPunkWanabe> I shouldnt be allowed within 10 ft of electronics |
#11094 (77/235) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<magoo> herk knows all about liquid saftey
<herkit> i know where to buy new keyboards |
#116163 (63/189) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<sly> being a sex addict is a bad thing?
<hohum> only for ugly people |
#181576 (66/198) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@rob> the trolls that are in #flirts are internet trolls. stacy`` is the kind of troll that lives in the ground and under bridges and asks tolls of people passing over her
<@Phrang> oh, i've heard of that profession. |
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<bobjam> Demonstrators in Cairo demanded Tuesday that Saudi Arabia release an Egyptian doctor sentenced to 15 years in prison and 1,500 lashes after he was convicted of malpractice reportedly after treating a Saudi princess.
<bobjam> saudi arabia is bad.
<Snow> But I bet their malpractice insurance costs are lower than ours. |
#303357 (25/65) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
tanuki: [URL of photo gallery]
tanuki: thoughts?
stabnburn: why is that creepy fat lady grabbing that kids boobs
tanuki: lolwut
... time passes ...
tanuki: stabnburn: Okay, I figured out WTF you're talking about.
tanuki: "that creepy fat lady" is my mother.
tanuki: And the kid is my nephew.
stabnburn: so um. YOUR MOM
stabnburn: hahaa ahaaaahahaha hahahaahahaaaaa
jedrek: stabs has been waiting for like 4 years for this
tanuki: You fail humor forever. |
#310227 (22/56) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@NWH> Random thought: Do Facebook users who like the movie "The Social Network" get put on a secret blacklist? |
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<ron_frown> oh god... this guy comes in and talks to my boss about why his phone doesnt ring loud
<ron_frown> so my boss opens it up and ends up frying the mobo
<ron_frown> I throw a new mobo in there and it rings the same volume
<ron_frown> ends up the dipshit had a sticker over his ringer and it severly muted it
<ron_frown> something that could have been a 5second fix
<ron_frown> took a day, and cost him a mobo which was like 30Comment: #php
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#36225 (51/155) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* NWC_Omega gets bored and wonders if he should attempt to make idle chit chat with the few girls on his buddy lists
<@STompy> do 'em !
<@STompy> ask for a blowjob
<+NWC_Omega> ....!!!!
<@STompy> :/
<+NWC_Omega> oi
<+NWC_Omega> after I said that, they all logged off, creepy :-S |
#55750 (90/280) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<xbf> argh addiction to manga is killing me
<Fibbles> thats darwin at work |
#59620 (99/311) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<nihon-jin> why would you need regular partner for causual sex.... i'm speaking about geeks & sex, not about geeks and relationships here
<teh_LaC> who needs a regular partner when you have regular expressions? |
#61139 (131/423) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Saito|SemiHere> HA!
<Saito|SemiHere> I pwned my ex.
<Saito|SemiHere> we were snuggling and I leaned over like I was going to kiss him and said "Kthxbye." |
#12327 (74/224) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@madragoran> then i couldn't find the buslogic module
<@madragoran> so i went and recompiled my kernel
<@madragoran> still couldn't find it
<@madragoran> oh
<@madragoran> there it is - BusLogic
<@madragoran> fucking hell
<@madragoran> since when are module names capitalized?
<@madragoran> BusLogic and NVidia think they are hot shit |
#13576 (79/244) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Darth-Phenom> I've just realised something which you'll find quite remarkable
<Darth-Phenom> This place sucks |
#16180 (94/294) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<WSBN-DannyBoy> stfuysmfs
<Cowboy_LapDog> is "sit on my face" part of that?
<Cowboy_LapDog> hmmn
<Tankd> I was tryin to decode that too.
<WSBN-DannyBoy> STFU YSMFs
<WSBN-DannyBoy> Monkey is part of it
<Cowboy_LapDog> sit the fuck on my and your faces?
<Cowboy_LapDog> you sick monkey fucks?
<Cowboy_LapDog> sexy monkey fuckers?
<Cowboy_LapDog> wait i have one
<Cowboy_LapDog> FYYFF FFFFFFFFF FFFFF !@# FFF
<Cowboy_LapDog> "fuck" is a part of it |
#16633 (84/264) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<eller> i ate sushi today
<eller> i hoped that it would cure my hangover
<eller> but i just puked it up
<motardo> not good
<eller> raw fish is even more disgusting when it comes out of your mouth...
<eller> it swims in the toilet on its own. |
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<RiTe> Saddam has been captured, his sons are dead, and his regime has fallen, but he has good news......he just saved a bunch of money on his car insurance by switching to Geico |
#31650 (78/240) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[myg0t]Techno_Warrior> my freind's friend's girlfriend got a tat in jap
<[myg0t]Techno_Warrior> it said white whore
<[myg0t]b4d_k4rm4> lol
<littlepanis> hahahaha
<littlepanis> good things it not ur friends gf
<[myg0t]Techno_Warrior> it was one of those tat shacks
<[myg0t]Techno_Warrior> at special events
<[myg0t]Techno_Warrior> she couldnt find the guy so she paid for removal |
#32576 (118/374) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Gothic_CatGirl> Another network
<Kupo> you go to... other networks!
<Kupo> AAAH!~
<Davey_Rootbeer> you sleep with so many other networks...
<Gothic_CatGirl> I know.
<Davey_Rootbeer> *tsk, tsk*
<Davey_Rootbeer> i hope you use firewalls!
<Gothic_CatGirl> I'm such a hoe <3
<Davey_Rootbeer> Firewalls prevent CTD's.
<Gothic_CatGirl> Mmm.
<Davey_Rootbeer> Computer transmitted deseases. |
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