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#3451 (90/276) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<smcn> tomorrow's forecast: partly cloudy with a slight chance of terrorism |
#6885 (90/271) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rick_rizzy> dude how's this for a horror story
<rick_rizzy> i just ate a hershey's kiss
<rick_rizzy> but sort of half choked on it
<rick_rizzy> some of it got caught in my throat
<rick_rizzy> so i was all snorting and trying to cough it up
<rick_rizzy> and now it's all up in my upper throat and nasal passage
<rick_rizzy> I'M IN HELL |
#7871 (75/227) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<damnyoure> where did you find that link
<Spoof> google
<damnyoure> and why would you believe something that some ass posted :/
<Spoof> cause he is .edu :D |
#39804 (78/234) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* plugged sets topic in #php to 'why do programmers confuse christmas and halloween? because oct 31 = dec 25'Comment: Efnet #php
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#49385 (87/267) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SkoroMac> hrmm
<SkoroMac> Victoria's Secret is offering me a "Free Supermodel Lip Kit"
<SkoroMac> sounds like some sort of artificial blow job device |
#70154 (110/344) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ibram> Jesus christ
<Ibram> $490 dollars for a japanese font for microsoft word?
<Ingell> sucker.ttf |
#151794 (78/236) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cyclonut> the whole "you must use our browser" "you have been authenticated" bla bla bla bullcrap doesnt sit well with me
<homerj> they detect your IP, contact your ISP for your information. Then they sneak into your house and install Vista
<homerj> then charge it to your bank account
<cyclonut> homerj, and then take a crap in your toilet and not flush. thats their trademark
<homerj> cyclonut, yes, that's how you know it wasn't just random vandalism
<RioMerc> Anyone who craps in your toilet and doesn't flush gets sued for trademark infringement |
#14304 (91/277) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
ElectromagneticPhantom> there's like this monster, stooping over a dead body, it looks up at the camera, and as it moves, the heavy skin shifts and folds over itself in places and IT LOOKS FRELLING *REAL*
Lyme> Okay, PHant, I read that sentence, and thought you were talking about dick.
ElectromagneticPhantom> yeah
Lyme> I reread it like, 3 times, and I still think you're talking about dick.
Lyme> Are you talking about dick?
ElectromagneticPhantom> but this monster has no eyes, I think. and four legs
ElectromagneticPhantom> and claws and stuf
Lyme> Four-legged dickmonster
ElectromagneticPhantom> and nasty teeth
ElectromagneticPhantom> and it eats people
CommandantCleavage> four-legged dick monster? You mean men?
Lyme> four-legged clawed cannibalistic dickmonster
ElectromagneticPhantom> it is NOT a dickmonster!
Lyme> It only eats other dick.
ElectromagneticPhantom> STOP IIIIIIIT |
#15713 (73/220) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<{Mantis}> we had an interesting conversation once while we were both doing
nitrous balloons...
<{Mantis}> pure...pharamsuetical grade nitrous I might add
<{Mantis}> we were in the middle of this awesome conversation and then we both
looked up and here walking up to us....was this naked woman who was painted
from head to toe as a cheetah...
<{Mantis}> with wiskers and all...I thought I was hallucinating...and then she
walked up to me...and reached out and said...."can I have some of your
ballooon"
<{Mantis}> I was so startled I let it go......and it went zinnning around,....
<{Mantis}> she went damn.........now I'll have to blow and another one... |
#20459 (76/230) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<deathazre> somebody stole twish's vanilla cock
<deathazre> er, coke
<deathazre> ^_^
<TheOrgasmicMe> mmm vanilla cock
<whatboy> maybe it was missy elliot
<whatboy> o.O
<TheOrgasmicMe> if cock tasted like vanilla i would be gay |
#22024 (87/265) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MrWhippy> it's raining, it's pouring.. the old man is... HOLY SHIT HE IS BEATING OFF! FFS THATS HORRID! |
#23345 (88/269) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<elusive> lol, the only legal thing on tylers pc are his drivers |
#24775 (93/287) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Dr_J> I'm a tarded CSer - short and stout
<@Dr_J> From my arse comes all the shit that I spout.
<@Dr_J> When I get all steamed up, hear me shout!
<@Dr_J> He's cheating, kick him out.
* Dr_J bows |
#32536 (100/308) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CFC|Laptop> Bash.cx keeps changing colour... i think it wants to be micheal jackson |
#15730 (75/228) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<depresso> *** Notice -- K-line active for AllYour
<depresso> *** Notice -- K-line active for BaseAre
<depresso> *** Notice -- K-line active for Belong2Us
* depresso falls over
<depresso> those were actual klines that just poped up on my screen |
#15798 (76/232) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<EnemyFC> can you feel the love i'm excreting from my pores?
<Cobra> I'm just glad you aren't excreting it from other places o_O |
#16574 (62/185) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<McManus-wrk> how 'bout a pr0n site? you'd get tons of hits :)
<manual_overide> McManus-wrk: LOL
<McManus-wrk> :D
<KT> when the page loads up the page should say "kiddie pr0n is uncool! you should be ashamed of yourself! your IP has been logged and sent to the nearest law enforcement agency"
<McManus-wrk> and then CLICK HERE for kiddie pr0n... |
#16761 (89/275) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
{KatmanDu} I'm hung like a baby.
{KatmanDu} 15 inches, 8 pounds.
{Midnight} Now that, is an evil picture....
{KatmanDu} "Pardon me while I whip this out."
{Xain} Oh he nick named it to?
{KatmanDu} "Russel the love muscle."
{Midnight} Kat, you are about as subtle as a heart attack |
#24021 (81/253) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<YelseyKing> Y'know what the internet needs?
<Chocoboko> What?
<DragonFogel> Quality control? =P
<Kamui> Fewer "SpongeBob Squarepants" fansites? |
#25153 (113/355) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
{ava}> A WORM
<{ava}> JUST
<{ava}> CRAWLED OUT OF MY DOGS ASS AND LANDED ON ME
<_enzo> o m f g
* {ava} dies. |
#28498 (90/278) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<JaYoNaIsE> i'll be back in a bit gonna clean room up a bit
<JaYoNaIsE> for some reason when i got older my mom stoped cleaning it
<[Piratez]> dam woman! |
#30107 (90/278) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Hurricane_Hasney> * Hurricane_Hasney hands RVD316619 some weed
<Hurricane_Hasney> *** RVD316619 has quit IRC (Broken pipe) |
#31891 (82/252) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Derfud> what?
<Derfud> Goatse is dead!?
<Derfud> nooooooooooooooo
<LongHairedHippy> yes
<LongHairedHippy> i cried
<Derfud> the internet's favourite dialated anus is gone...Comment: # desertcombat on gamesnet. RIP goatse
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#41199 (49/143) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<xtraverse> we were thinking about building the shed out of wood
<HerbDX> dude that'd come down faster than my pants at a childrens day out
<HerbDX> oh SHIT that REALLY came out wrong
<xtraverse> you have issues |
#45489 (55/163) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<hybridpro> what is the best program
<hybridpro> for avi to dvd
<hybridpro> on mirc
<wixard> irc2dvd
<PcChip> i hear they released version 5.6
---- five minutes later ----
<hybridpro> um, there is no irc 2 dvd
<hybridpro> U ALL ARE A BUNCHA LIERS
<hybridpro> FUCKERS!!!!! |
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