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#46369 (89/271) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<blitzkrieg> I suggest finding a moving bus to tell all about it
<blitzkrieg> try standing in front of it to get its attentionComment: #game_maker
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#54886 (90/274) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@phaxx> why on earth would somebody name a function 'T'
< drusilla> troublemaker?
<@phaxx> teabagger.
< drusilla> I don't like tea
<@phaxx> teabaggin' has nothing to do with tea.
<@phaxx> although somehow I suspect you wouldn't like it anyway.Comment: #lobby
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#12606 (72/216) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(Kawmun_Sentz): Tip of the day: Your daily fudgesicles intake should be less than 7 |
#13414 (87/264) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<CheesyPoofs> cheese is good
<CheesyPoofs> I mean "cheese is gouda"
<CheesyPoofs> actually that's not quite true - gouda is cheese
<CheesyPoofs> money is good
<CheesyPoofs> therefore, money is cheese
<CheesyPoofs> which is why it's so good
<sabia> okay whatever you say
<CheesyPoofs> I'm leaving out the technical details |
#14664 (83/252) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Dejocko> I lose 50 IQ points when i talk to girls, no fair
<GIJosh> you had 50? |
#15636 (86/260) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<KB8> im sick of you crazypale
<crazypale> im sick of you to
<KB8> no im sick of you crazypale
<crazypale> no ,im sick of you to
<KB8> you gte on my damn nerves
<crazypale> you make my stomache turn asswipe
<KB8> i gotta go ill pm you later
<crazypale> ok l8r |
#20237 (89/271) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Paintballaddict> when I grow up, I wanna be green
<Paintballaddict> my mom said I could be whatever I want to be, so I want to be green
<Slayer1> dude, ure wierd |
#26324 (81/245) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<tito> they should have a band called Stool
<tito> and their promotional people could be called "Stool Pushers" |
#27207 (83/251) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* jdat sees some weed grow out of whiskers's ears
<whiskers> mmmm, weed
<whiskers> that'd be leet
<whiskers> but dangerous
<whiskers> people would wait for me in dark alleys to beat me up and shave my ears |
#27286 (90/274) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(@Moondo) music question..was it simon or art garfunkle that released a son about their son in the last ear?
(@Spacebarbob) that's one sick combination of typos... |
#28453 (83/251) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Lestat> Fuck these ping timeouts.
<Lestat> Fuck them right in the ear.
<Oolong> ear sex = safe sex |
#30336 (104/320) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<icelandicdic> breasts do have a powerful effect on the male sex. I won't deny that. Its an instinctual thing that evolved in caveman "big breasts make more milk. our babies wont starve. humans will survive!!! Mate with big breasties". |
#31789 (83/251) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[exilex] who here has a fast ass connection?
[+TigerRei] exilex, not many people here like to stick ethernet cables into their bum
[exilex] wtf
[+TigerRei] if 100mbit ethernet cable can make me take a dump easier...
[+yZ-smoke] but your backside bus would bottleneck it
•›› Quit: [exilex] [~blah@md-wmnsmd-cuda1-c1a-a-38.chvlva.adelphia.net] [Quit]Comment: #callofduty on GamesNET
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#32099 (92/282) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<^gangster> jalljo: and btw, whats marijuana?
<jalljo> its a hacker term. |
#32695 (87/265) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Crazy_Lekker_Ding> we're talkign about sex (no big deal at my work) and he pops in and he says this "mmm i like to give them girls golden showers...", after that we were both like "........", and he knew he said something wrong and left .
<ZestyO> ...
<White_Anomaly> strange people on this planet
<White_Anomaly> :(
<ZestyO> indeed
<Crazy_Lekker_Ding> yes very
<Crazy_Lekker_Ding> i didn't know half of the sick things i do now until i got on the internet :(
<Crazy_Lekker_Ding> my poor soul will never be pure again :( |
#714 (111/345) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Hatter> I know it's up for me!
<Hatter> take it etherman!~
<notgoth> if you steal my sunshine!
<Hatter> I SAID etherman
* notgoth steals etherman's sunshine :D
<EtherMan> :(
* EtherMan no sunshine
<notgoth> fine, you can have it back :D
* EtherMan sunshine!
<Hatter> Alright, now that's just gay. |
#1409 (96/295) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<aCidbOy> can anyone help me out? I've been locked up for 6 months (by the INS - They were trying to deport me... long story)... I just got back out, and I'm trying to get back into the scene... I just need a good lead on sites... all my old ones are dead... thanx |
#3509 (75/225) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Rasputin> Episode 1 rocked!!!!!
<Rasputin> Let me rephrase.
<Rasputin> The trailer for Episode 1 ROCKED!!!! |
#5275 (75/223) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<zymurgy> #define NULL NULL /* because I can dammit! */ |
#6868 (77/236) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* Brooke just adores the way you people try to worm out of stuff. <G> "Could you explain it to Brooke?" "I'd love to, but I'm right in the middle of chewing my hand off." |
#10890 (81/245) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<gldnmean> I always thought "The sound of one hand clapping" would be good zen masturbation slang |
#10957 (79/239) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Kateryne> brb
<Kateryne> back
<Malcavious> front
<Kateryne> side
<Malcavious> middle
<Malcavious> other side =P
<Zarakinthish> bottom
<Zarakinthish> top
<Malcavious> no i wanna be on top
<Zarakinthish> Of who exactly?
<Kateryne> ....dude....
<Kateryne> ew. |
#11196 (82/248) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<[OsP]Magus> Awesome, my font is back to normal
<[OsP]Magus> Okay, this is getting to be nifty
<[OsP]Magus> Only things that'll still take some getting used to are the channels on the bottom, and in alphabetical order
<Crazy-Man-Dan> lol
<Crazy-Man-Dan> Geek alert
<Crazy-Man-Dan> Magus redecorated IRC |
#265 (130/410) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<hypr> i rember in kindergarden the teach took me upsidedown by my ankles and swung me around cause i wasent eating my pees..
<hypr> fucking bitch |
#1225 (83/253) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[timmo] i liked the great gatsby movie
[timmo] because gatsby was harrison ford
[timmo] and i cant pass up an opertunity
[timmo] to see him get shot |
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