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#32001 (135/421) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
--> TimStarling (TimStarlin@dialup-152.50.194.203.acc02-dryb-mel.comindico.com.au) has joined #wikipedia
<TimStarling> hello
<silsor> re
<angelab> hi
<maximus_rex> hi tim
<Hephaestos> hi tim
<Jamesday> hi Tim
<FooBarBaz> hi Tim
<silsor> hi Tim
<FooBarBaz> ... now if we only had a punchline, this could be worthy of bash. :)
<silsor> ________
<silsor> < Hi Tim >
<silsor> --------
<silsor> \ ^__^
<silsor> \ (oo)\_______
<silsor> (__)\ )\/\
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#32742 (100/306) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Bringa> also, it's kinda ironic how bash DOES display british pound symbol but not, for instance, the symbol for a nasal a in polish.
<Bringa> Where does the pound sign come from anyway?
<somniloquy> from me pressing shift+3
<Bringa> That's deep.
<somniloquy> good stuff, eh?
<Bringa> If this was the internet, I'd conclude that you come from your daddy pressing alt+f4 too late, since only on the internet can you get away with puns that weak.
<Bringa> You're fortunate we're conversing over very fast smoke signs. |
#36159 (51/147) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@lude> I just saw about 50 NYPD B&W's scramble from just about every side street, and all head towards the west side hwy, wonder what is going on...
<@Rjx> what state do you live in? |
#36221 (65/185) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<_Dim_> w0000t, just got an email with a picture taken by a mobilephone
<_Dim_> the fun part is, it's an image of the test im getting tomorrow :D |
#45450 (61/177) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Ahanix> You know what girls love?
<Ahanix> (your cock is not an answer)
<EmoAddict15> small penis?
<EmoAddict15> lol
<Ahanix> i said your cock is not an answer!Comment: iexbeta
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#226 (117/361) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<DigDug> and i *don't* need an absolute nerd like me. THAT's when i will shrivel up and die, because i will never leave the house then.
<Guilty> Yeah pen and his wife would just compete for first post on slashdot
<Guilty> It would never end |
#437 (91/277) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<lamont-> spanish kids can speak better english than most kids on aol
<lamont-> when they're fucking three years old! |
#449 (102/313) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<shady_> if i had 5 comps id put them in a circle and put pics and movies on each one
<shady_> and twist around in my chair jackin off |
#886 (86/260) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<osx> I programmed my sidewinder for IRC combat.
<osx> A for Awp, B for Ban, and C for Kick.
<osx> So watch out.. |
#1681 (73/218) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<_|LoCo|> any1 know whats the last album of paul oakenfold?
<al-x> Paul Oakenfold Presents Another Shitty ALbum With All The Same Tracks As the Last 3 Albums |
#3102 (89/269) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<duk0r> Vegetable oil is made out of vegetables. Olive oil is made out of olives. So what the fuck is baby oil made out of? |
#4852 (74/221) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ryo-ohki> and it would be an understatement to say I AM FUCKING BAKED OUT OF MY MIND
<DCBastard> lol - what else is new?
<DCBastard> one day you should come into the channel and go "WOW - I AM TOTALLY FUCKING STRAIGHT" - we'd all be like "holy shit! that is amazing!" |
#4892 (96/292) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<lewZer> Man, translating 2 pages of non-spaced, non-punctuated, instructions for making lsd is awful rough on a 9th grade dropout |
#7227 (79/236) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Prophet_Tenebrae> i am to porn what pot noodle is to snacks.
<Wesley> an insult? |
#8586 (82/246) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<rg> my f key got fucked once
<rg> i tried to tell people to use the shift key and all hell broke loose |
#9070 (88/266) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<piccchic4ever> oh boy
<piccchic4ever> listen to some of the email's i got today
<piccchic4ever> Lose weight with hypnosis!!
<piccchic4ever> Get FREE Condoms, Lube, T-shirts and more!
<piccchic4ever> why is tshirts in that sentence?
<GoalMstr22> haha
<GoalMstr22> to wipe yourself with |
#11391 (88/267) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Dark_Brood> #define sizeof(x) rand()
<Rangsk> you can do that?
<Dark_Brood> Yup
<Catafriggm> OMFG!
<Catafriggm> That's disgusting! |
#11393 (98/299) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Dark_Brood> Next thing Mac will do is introduce the 1 button keyboard, you type by morsing the ASCII codes of the letter you want to write |
#101852 (41/115) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@DigDug> i had all kinds of disaster dreams
<@DigDug> including one where some troll came in and changed the topicComment: #geekissues -> EFNet
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#137549 (121/377) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Celeste: so um yah
Celeste: you dont have to send me anything
Moozh: got it to work?
Celeste: psh no
Celeste: i did the opposite
Moozh: work to it got? |
#226816 (129/405) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
craig: If Not Me Is Nothing Then Visible = True
craig: my code is getting existential
chagster: thats awful
craig: i hope it's not having a GenericIdentity crisis =\ |
#237243 (47/135) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Poromenos> Getting a bill passed is like getting a story on the reddit frontpage, only in the Senate you're trying to get as many people to game the system as possible
<knight666> So Digg is a more accurate representation of the U.S. Senate? |
#297777 (100/308) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<jimmiejaz> Doctors in Singapore say the virus that causes severe acute respiratory syndrome (SARS) is present in the tears of patients with the disease.
<syberghost> Cry me a fever. |
#43872 (95/291) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@kf`ill> I went with a girl to a bar once, she had one boob bigger then the other, there was a breast contest to see who's was the biggest, she took 1st and third placeComment: #script @ irc.gamesurge.net
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#44151 (83/249) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Alkaline2k> i have no soul after goatse
<Alkaline2k> it's like a black abyss that sucks in all joy
<Alkaline2k> and then it just ruins my day when i have to reach in there and take it back out |
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