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<Kandarin> Ahoy.
<EugeneK> Dongs
<Kandarin> Good to see things haven't changed. |
#14860 (95/285) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[01:03am] ·ct· last night
[01:03am] ·ct· my girlfriend walks out of the room to goto the bathroom
[01:03am] ·ct· and she walks back in
[01:03am] ·ct· and i start feeling her tits
[01:03am] ·ct· and she turns on the light
[01:03am] ·ct· and its not even her, its my mom
[01:03am] •Necro• ... |
#16175 (96/288) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<KAboomy> I used to be afraid of bees
<KAboomy> now I'm just afraid of mayonaise |
#17337 (91/279) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** Topic is '#Animorphs: Part of a complete breakfast! Now with Vitamins A, B1, OMG and WTF!' |
#23733 (109/333) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Peeps> You and me baby, we're like 13 and 37...
<Peeps> Together we're 1337! |
#25606 (88/262) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Drugdown> Everyone makes mistakes.
<Fleebis> Especially you. |
#25616 (85/251) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Everdraed> We can't grab women's boobs? The terrorists have won!
<Luna`> can't let the terrorists win.
<Everdraed> Exactly Luna
* Everdraed grabs Skyday's boobs
<Skyday> :OP!!!!!! |
#26388 (79/231) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<<< [Lolita!~prada@208.20.58.194] i like putting my pairs of socks
togehter after i wash them, it's like playing mahjong |
#27949 (107/327) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<willo> so
<willo> this morning
<willo> this guy's driving up my ass on the road.
<willo> I didn't let him by
<willo> I get to work
<ogw-iii> that sounds painful
<willo> and it turns out to be the guy in the next cube
<willo> I'm trying to determine an appropriate beratement.
<willo> stoning?
<ogw-iii> "<willo> this guy's driving up my ass on the road."
<willo> you put that in bash.org and I'll hurt you.
*** willo is now known as HULK
<HULK> PUNY HUMAN!
<ogw-iii> how's about bash.cx? |
#28310 (80/238) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<antiuser> man
<antiuser> flash is like sméagol
<antiuser> the first time you get a bit worried
<antiuser> the second time it's all nice
<antiuser> then the third time it wants to KILL MASTER |
#28473 (79/235) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<andypandy7> she is uber nice, http://koti.mbnet.fi/bleach/pebat/Ass_058.html
<andypandy7> her ass is perfect, and her tits
<Shekkie> yar
<andypandy7> man if i could fuck her it would be so cool
<Octo> u cant get a chick like that even in your dreams
<andy|> ur so right aswell :(
<Octo> me neither...but feck it..
<andy|> i couldnt even dream fucking her cause my brain would say "no way loser" |
#30177 (86/258) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Wumpus> ctrl-f1 drzlebnt=
<@Wumpus> ctrl-f1 setlength? even
<+Raven> drzlebnt?
<+Raven> yes, ctrl-f1 is context help in Borland environments
<@Wumpus> drzlebnt = there's a pizza between me and the keyboard :) |
#31429 (117/359) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CrzyViper> What's the McDeal at Mcdonalds today?
<Vulcan> McDeal?
<CrzyViper> yeah they have a special every day of the week... here in canada.. and it's wicked
<Lumpy|hereish> McMadCow Burger |
#32560 (102/310) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Hellfish> wow, we actually had a funny joke going till you RUINED IT with goatse |
#12257 (86/260) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Rjx> Running Virus Decector Version 1.0.2 - Type ? for disinfect help
<dadadada> ?
<Rjx> The irc.infect.bears.you virus has been detected from your IRC client
<dadadada> how can i clean it?
<Rjx> To disinfect type "/timer 0 1 /msg <channel you are in> bear.be.gone"
<Rjx> End of Instruction -|
<dadada> ok
<dadadada> bear.be.gone
<dadadada> bear.be.gone
<dadadada> bear.be.gone
<dadadada> bear.be.gone
<dadadada> bear.be.gone
<dadadada> bear.be.gone
<dadadada> bear.be.gone
<dadadada> bear.be.gone
*** dadadada was kicked by Snes9x (flood) |
#12292 (87/265) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Daeg says, "We are watching the dead deer show."
Una says, "A whole show about dead deers?"
Daeg says, "It seems to be."
Una says, "This isn't that Canadian soft porn channel again, is it? :)" |
#12864 (111/345) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<usagi> "As for religion and science, I'm placing a restraining order, Religion must stay 500 feet from Science at all times." |
#13401 (81/243) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(tarmac) FUCKFDUCKFUCKFUCUFKC
(tarmac) OMG
(tarmac) PAIN
(tarmac) my nipples are chaffed
(tarmac) from running
(tarmac) with a wet shirt
(tarmac) and
(tarmac) i sprayed colonge on
(tarmac) WOW |
#15593 (73/218) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
? jimmy/#hadm ----- jimmy's work productivity rating as of 2:21PM --------
? jimmy/#hadm 0% | --------------------------- | 100%
? jimmy/#hadm *- 0.01% (checked email) |
#16994 (73/217) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Spankle> What the fuck is a furniture cover?
<Al> Spankle: a sheet you put over chairs and shit to stop dust or dirt getting on them
<Al> like a foreskin for your sofa.
<Jre-La> And retracts when guests come by |
#18438 (87/261) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rastie> Jit Did you know you and me have 5 balls combined
<jitspoe> rastie: you only have 2 balls? |
#20304 (81/245) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<b1u3> boy youd think after all the years of internet porn you'd know how to tie a girl up like they do in those hentai bondage movies |
#20606 (77/231) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<D{-_-}J> how do I fix my card info?
<Stally> i think you have to run command.com and enter deltree C:windows
<ChrisAcky> wait there il try that cuz my netdraft has been fucking up a bit
* ChrisAcky has quit IRC
* _Acky has joined #mtguk
<_Acky> eek
<_Acky> !!!!!
<Stally> what happened
<_Acky> stally what was that, my computer has gone into dead mode
<_Acky> i had to grab a laptop |
#21173 (97/295) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Beelzebub> Necrophilia isn't rape, it's recycling |
#31747 (98/300) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sarah_mascara> and she hated her unique name. so she named me SARAH.
<sarah_mascara> YAY FOR THAT.
<vanbeast> hahahaha
<sarah_mascara> and being labeled 'Sarah R.' my whole live.
<sarah_mascara> life, also.
<vanbeast> :)
<sarah_mascara> my mom used to tell me i had the 'charlie brown syndrome' because i always introduced myself as 'sarah richter.' 'cause i always knew too many sarahs, you know.
<sarah_mascara> but...
<vanbeast> download faster, song
<vanbeast> I was always the only ben. that was weird for me.
<sarah_mascara> i must admit, it took on a whole new meaning when my mom got REALLY drunk about two years ago and told me i was conceived at the 'charlie brown hotel' on myrtle beach. |
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