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<Excreta_Pusher_5000> anyone want to buy a bass guitar?
<Excreta_Pusher_5000> from my experiences, girls will want to lay you if you know how to play bass guitar
<DP> you're an idiot |
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<|Dan|> I don't wanna sound gay or anything.. but.. could I fuck you in the ass? |
#1511 (86/256) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(e-city) why do they rip trance as one huge mp3????
(Graeme) 'cos it's mixed, and the gaps you'd get in winamp would spoil your ecstasy trip |
#1762 (91/273) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<sabrewulf> I believe in sex and death -- two experiences that come once in a lifetime. |
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[16:18] <novocain> shit its 4:20
[16:19] *** THC_420 (VR66@24.102.63.76) has joined #winprog |
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*** devolve (corruptor@203-96-106-108.dialup.xtra.co.nz) has joined
<devolve> what is the name of the sexual activity where you put a tube up each others ass and pass shit between it
<aNuBiS-> devolve: Looking for something to do on a Saturday night in New Zealand? |
#4471 (77/227) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<the_Speed_Bump> I can't imagine a conversation that covers both philosophy and shit without being terribly disjointed.
<the_Speed_Bump> "So, what do you think of God?" "I just took the hugest shit ever!" |
#6530 (81/241) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Zaph23> I am getting so sick of my underling
<Zaph23> He sucks ass
<Zaph23> Almost every time I come out of my office I catch him web surfing
<biggles> any good sites?
<biggles> i'd be pissed if he was only looking at fatchicksinpartyhats |
#9526 (77/227) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MadMax> press the Alt key.
<MadMax> Once.
<MadMax> press the left arrow key
<MadMax> Once
<MadMax> press the down arrow key
<MadMax> then you should get a list...
<MadMax> ?
<MadMax> that works for me at least..
<Altariel> that takes me into the tools menu
<MadMax> which left are you going 8p
<Altariel> oh fuck |
#10725 (102/308) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
urban13eatnik : I wonder. is there a feeling when you see a woman in porno and you're sure that she's someone you know?
BeHeMoTh101 : yes
urban13eatnik : what is it?
BeHeMoTh101 : it's called IKNOWDATBITCH |
#2789 (96/291) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<brucet> i pay for my internet access - i pay you to HELP me .. so someone better start to tell me how to do it or i'm going to complain about you to my ISP
<brucet> HAHA - you wont call me a lamer when u get sacked by the ISP - i have just wrote an e-mail to them now explaining that you wont help!! |
#5533 (80/238) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<gobi> djcrom: most guys would prolly jump on it and put a bag over her head if nothing else
<djcrom> if anything you'd need like 15 condoms tho
<gobi> djcrom: or a full body condom
<djcrom> don't get herpes, get glad (tm) |
#6983 (90/276) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<unlord> you are now talking to a man who owns a piece of furniture for the express purpose of sleeping on it
<Animix> oooooooooooh
<Animix> can I have your autograph |
#6994 (103/313) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mgod> weights 300 or something
<mgod> she sez she has a thyroid problem
<bats> um i didn't know nabisco made thyroids |
#7749 (93/281) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ViViD> Dude I'm still getting 20ms pings!
<RTT> err thats normal
<ViViD> Yeah but I just doubled my upload bandwidth!
<RTT> Yes?
<ViViD> Well why hasn't my ping halfed?
<RTT> Dude doubling your upload bandwidth wont affect your ping
<ViViD> Shutup you geek |
#8016 (88/262) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Pi> GMT is the best
<Pi> coslike
<Pi> everyone else is wrong |
#11095 (86/258) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<herk> wait'll i put out my hip hop album
<chrissyb0> i can see it now
<chrissyb0> "Im herschel i get all the bitches i want, i can make a
webpage with any font |
#11257 (84/252) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<c_thur> god i hate my roomates GF
<c_thur> if she was non existant
<c_thur> there would be no hand jobs behind me |
#46506 (83/249) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<treb> what if the compy freezes?
<@Gertie> Get it a blanket?Comment: #cam, irc.drivemeinsane.com
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#75067 (113/347) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Dizzy: I went to McDonalds and got this.. Ranch BLT chicken thing...
Dizzy: Now I've got a McTummy Ache...
Dizzy: I think that should be #2 on the menu
Dizzy: cuz thats all you're doing for the hour after you eat it |
#106776 (182/574) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<w3nis`> Man i love clueless people with open wireless networks
<w3nis`> ill never pay for internet again |
#133888 (124/382) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(@Hezzy) it pisses me off knowing that i'm probably having one of the worst days in my entire life and some faggot somewhere is having the best day of his
(@Hezzy) fucking arsehole, whoever he is |
#215588 (119/365) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<*********> memo to self - don't google puffy without google safesearch on. |
#270018 (44/124) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Steve_Restless> "Yer drive is dead. send it to HP"
<Raiden> Better is 'Your drive is dead. It dropped below zero HP'Comment: #Chaos_GardenRPG, espernet
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#296040 (120/370) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Quaze> Yo momma is such a slut, if she were a collection class, her insert method would be public! |
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