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Esmé: fuck, I need to play some more of this RL game. I looked out the window, saw a rainbow, and thought "shit, not another skittles commercial" |
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<Paulo> What KOF babe has the sexiest navel?
<Angelblade> Is the navel where your thing-thing is supposed to go?
<K9999> YOUR THING-THING CAN'T GO INTO A NAVEL! Although it might be an intriguing experience...
<MilleniumWEAPON> Your... thing-thing??? Though it does not go into the navel too well, I could recommend some "educational" sites as to where you put your thing-thing, but I'd get banned... |
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<|Wolf|> what's the new catch phrase for teenage girls these days?
<NecroErotica> "I spit" |
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[+miles] okay, two irish guys are walking down this street, right...okay they see this sign that says: "Tree Fellers Wanted" and they go, "oh blast, its a pity theres only the two of us" |
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<@maff> if you are on dialup, do the rest of the world a favor and dont share any files on any p2p networks
<@maff> i dont want to wait an hour to download a 5 meg mp3 just like you dont want to wait an hour to upload it so lets cut the bullshit and not have this problem in the first place |
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<Hatter> I accidentally just IM'd a coworker "Dong lunch?" instead of "Doing lunch?" :? |
#27951 (99/295) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<fr30n> so you married
<fr30n> a pregnant woman?? man.. that's like putting gas in a car you've
<fr30n> already wrecked.. what's wrong with you. |
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* FubarGrn says "I'll take a box of those Magnum condoms............and a box of those little rubberbands"Comment: #d2jsp
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<prof3ta> i think lesbians should be allowed to get married AS LONG AS they produce at least one prOn video every monthComment: #geekissues
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#11973 (89/265) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Tribespr0n> oh wait
<Tribespr0n> i have an 80 gig drive full of porn
<Tribespr0n> i need to hook that up
<Tribespr0n> Dude at work, brought in an 80 gig drive full of asian porn
<Tribespr0n ok
<Tribespr0n> wtf
<Tribespr0n> this drive is part of a raid array |
#12433 (80/235) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DarkPhan> humm... i want to find some software that will track eye movements on a webcam
<Spooky42> www.fbi.com/shareware |
#14448 (76/223) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@harb> Andy: 01:16 < Danelope> http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=30319
<@kitten> JESUS FUCK
<@kitten> THERE ARE NOW SEVEN FUCKING POPUP WINDOWS
<@harb> Oh yeah.
<@harb> Andy uses IE.
<@harb> Sorry about that.
< Danelope> Hahaha.
< Danelope> IE is for cocksksksk.
<@harb> <cypher> I don't even see the popups anymore.
<@harb> <cypher> Just blonde. Brunette. Redhead.
< Danelope> <cypher> Just viagra, penis enlargement, 581% more cum. |
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<^Baka^> I wish there was a unix command called train
<^Baka^> then someone would eventually have to type man train |
#25142 (95/283) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<phats> damnit, now that I'm checking my mail pretty often I'm not getting any
<phats> heh
<phats> mail that is |
#33200 (101/303) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<IceWizard> someone needs to make wine in cans |
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<@FarkStatsBot> think you need to reboot
<star_angel> i did that already
<star_angel> so bot
<@FarkStatsBot> did you restart the computer?
<star_angel> yeah
<@FarkStatsBot> still didn't fix it?
<star_angel> and when i did then knux was lordcrank
<@FarkStatsBot> you might have a virus
<star_angel> no i have a school pc i cant get viruses... but thanks |
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<S0nFez> Oh shit oh shit, i just accidently sent a DL380 G4 server and couple of desktops to a sheet metal company!
<favgame> lol wtf are they going to do with that
<S0nFez> Fuck i phoned them and they refuse to say they have them!
<s0nFez> right action plan.
<s0nFez> 1)phone courier and get signatures proving they signed for them
<s0nFez> 2)fax signatures over to those dodgy wankers and threaten legal action
<s0nFez> 3)arrange same day courier to pick them up and deliver them to right address. if this doesnt work im so badly fuxed.
<favgame> want an easier method?
<favgame> 1) wait till sunday
<favgame> 2) go to market and find the store selling a £3000 DL380 G4 server as "big computer, abit noisy" and offer the bloke $50
<favgame> bound to be cheaper than a sameday courier |
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<IdleRPGbot>demonx: LEVEL UP! You are now on level 100.
<demonx> YES YES HELL YES FINNALY I'M LEVEL 100!!!
demonx was penalized 6w 2d 1h 43s for talking. You now have 12w 13s until level 101.
<demonx> FUCK FUCK FUCK I FORGOT
demonx was penalized 6w 2d 43s for taling. You know have 24w 4d 2h 56s until level 101.
<demonx> DAMMIT!!!Comment: #IdleRPG
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#67416 (133/407) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
yeats: man
yeats: fuck it
yeats: if it's wrong, it's worng
yeats: lol worny
yeats: wtf
yeats: worny
yeats: ..
yeats: worng&
yeats: fuck this |
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<Megumi> hahaha ASL nate :P
<NtG> yourage + 1/if you = female { me = male } else { me = female }/surrey |
#1645 (94/280) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
n e r d b 5: umm.
n e r d b 5: geforce
n e r d b 5: i dont like em
n e r d b 5: i like nvidia
n e r d b 5: 32mb
n e r d b 5: they rocks
e l i t e m r p: nvidia makes geforce |
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<PolestaR> what the hell is a segway
<Marudek> we already have electric wheel chairs
<PolestaR> how fast is it?
<DooD> about 15 mph
<PolestaR> pfft
<PolestaR> i can have sex quicker then that |
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<blazemore> RZR033DCC IS OFFERING VIRUSES INFECTED WITH WAREZ |
#3577 (82/242) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Corranfox> GF?
<metroid23> you'll get it eventually...
<Corranfox> guitar freaks
<blazemore> it's not like it'd stand for girl friend.. this IS #bemani after all |
#3589 (84/248) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
e l i t e m r p: you think you're so smart cause you go to "school" |
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