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<mgblst> I joined the half-mile high club. It is like the mile high club, but has half as many people. |
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<abashta> I agree with you, bombing afghanistan to eradicate terrorists is like bombing the ghetto to get rid of the drug dealers |
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<Neo_Rockman> ummm... if it's friday the 7th, does this mean that in 7 more days it will be friday the 13th?
<Neo_Rockman> wait.. |
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<jinkusu> nd-: you're not lagged
<jinkusu> i'm just typing with one hand
<nd-> ok, 'nuff said
<nd-> enjoy
<[dom]> is the other one hugging mr. wonderful?
<jinkusu> yup |
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<MrSede> If it could balance a beer on its head without spilling I'd give it props, but any rodent can balance a pancake on its noggin |
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<TheMyst> hey, anyone here use a radar detector?
<Customz> yes why myst?
<Customz> i only use it so i know when to stash the blunt
<Customz> fuck speeding |
#3341 (96/284) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MicroChip> ok, so who's gonna win the superbowl?
<Chucker-away> the Yankees
<bishop> the sox
<MicroChip> you guys are so female |
#4799 (114/339) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BadM0f0> Hello, this is a Polish virus. Since we do not have the technology to create a real virus, please delete all files on your home directory. |
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<continuum> is there anything sweeter than the first few downloads once you switch to adsl?
<continuum> first sex, first drugs, first drink... don't think any compare to watching 12Mb d/l in like a second or two |
#10567 (104/306) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Antifuse> christ it's hot out today too
<Bionic_6> yea
<Bionic_6> sweating like pedophile in a playground |
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<Dr_DOS> Tupac Shakur sounds like a Protoss name. |
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<matts_> arto hates me, it's about time
<artoh8su> no, i dont
<matts_> oh
<artoh8su> i just couldnt fit artoh8suunlessyournameismatts in my name |
#3243 (79/231) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* yossarian doesn't have a middle name
<yossarian> i was going to press charges against my folks for circumcising me anyway, i might as well throw in "lack of names" |
#3912 (87/256) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<i4get> life sucks.
<Waldo> yeah, but so do some girls so it kinda evens out
<i4get> X(
<i4get> funny Waldo |
#5987 (92/273) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Foggie> i wish i could buy shares in hot women
<Foggie> then i could go to ashley judd and be like "you gotta sleep with me since i own 2% of you" |
#7755 (91/269) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<psIRE> I had sex once, very tiring
<Mulder> lol
<Snipe> yeh me too.... oh wait no that was the time i installed linux |
#8159 (89/263) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Naivete> HE HAS NO FEELINGS
<Naivete> HE IS JUST A GIANT ROBOT WITH A PULSING 8" COCK
<Sky> TRANSFORMER PORN!!! NOW WE"RE TALKING! |
#11043 (93/272) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(@|shot): directX 8.1 any good?
(@landje): i havnet pld it
(@ICEMAN): dirext X isn't a game
(@landje): what is it
(@landje): if any;one puts that in their quit message i'll feckign kil ythe, |
#11697 (97/289) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RonZombie> \m/
<RonZombie> pretend thats a little fist making devil horns
<Aboshi> Then pretend it's cool
<RonZombie> HELLO BURN WARD
<RonZombie> MAJOR BURNAGE |
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<@Rjx> just to be clear, there's absolutely zero chance of me cheating on sara
<<FlaVouR> is sara your new laptop?Comment: #geekissues
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tedger> today.... the galaxy was not saved
tedger> but I did get to level 20
tedger> so like 20% of it was saved
tedger> lets say that Earth was in that 20% |
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<Hrun> how would a core dump feel?
<rockot> pretty good especially after a big breakfastComment: #sdl on irc.freenode.net
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#103108 (49/141) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Fire_> HAHA
<Fire_> That was classic
<Fire_> My dad looked at my mum when we finished eating, and said "Thanks honey, that was the best you've made all week"
<Fire_> We were eating cereal
<Fire_> Frosties, in particular
<Fire_> I think you had to be there
* Fire_ is away: Blargh
<dev> remind me never to visit your house |
#173349 (141/431) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< zashi> ahhhhhhhhh
< zashi> I know what volatile does
< feesh> lol
< feesh> zashi just had a matrix moment
< feesh> "I know kung-fu"
< feesh> zashi: show me
< zashi> the problem really only came about due to compiler optimization
< zashi> the compiler goes "oh look, it's checking the same memory location over and over. let's stick it in a hardware register and just use THAT value so it's faster" but volatile says "no way bitch. shit happens to this memory location regardless of what's going on in the program itself. keep checking the actual location or so help me god I will break your face"Comment: ##scifi, freenode
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<Ebola> There's nothing wrong with ReiserFS and lots of other people worked on it too.
<sysrq> except that every time I've used reiser I've had irrecoverable data loss
<WolfLord> it didn't get lost, it went back to Russia |
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