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#32077 (98/288) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tofubar> i will sue for racial descrimination if u do not approve my joke about hobbits
<tofubar> here it goes:
<tofubar> ok
* mode/#geekissues [+b *!*tofubar@c-65-97-17-42.va.client2.attbi.com] by livewireo
* tofubar was kicked off #geekissues by c-rOCK (banned) |
#37037 (70/200) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sellfone> FUCK U TV
<sellfone> im sitting here
<sellfone> eating steak
<sellfone> with A1 all over it
<sellfone> and they fucking show a tampon commercial |
#41971 (69/197) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@tremor> i accidently downloaded some gay pron
<@Invictus`> and liked it?
<@tremor> it was of some dewd jerking off
<@tremor> and he like
<@tremor> splooged a gallon
<@tremor> seriously
<@tremor> wtf
<@Invictus`> you watched it?
<@tremor> I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS GAY
<@tremor> STFU
<@Invictus`> HAHA
<@tremor> FUCK YOU
<@Invictus`> !setinfo <tremor> i accidently downloaded some gay pron <tremor> it was of some dewd jerking off <tremor> I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS GAY
<@tremor> DONT SETINFO THAT
<@tremor> YOU'RE FUCKING DEADComment: <3 tremor -bishop
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#43636 (83/241) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<JibberJim> Pope buried in St Peter's crypt
<JibberJim> Isn't that a bit unfair on St Peter?
<JibberJim> making them share like that?Comment: #swhack on irc.freenode.net
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#60487 (121/361) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Pan Man 120: oh it was so funny
Pan Man 120: i finished on her stomach right
Pan Man 120: and shes like
Pan Man 120: "we need to talk...i feel something has come between us" |
#104 (148/447) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<madog-> my gf bought me a shirt 'Got Root?'
<Erich> madog: now now, no confusing your gf for your mom |
#1419 (90/263) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<|Chris> you couldn't get a man if you opened your ass like the goatse.cx guy and walked around a prison yard |
#1580 (91/266) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<no_soul> i snorted Ajax
<no_soul> i almost died |
#1833 (81/235) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<fileface> can someone help me with my IDENTIFY, i forgot my pass
<fileface> any opers alive?
<cd> me
<cd> type: /quit i am gay
<fileface> Y?
<cd> cos it will fix your password
<cd> it will set it to 'iamanidiot'
»» quits fileface (Thug4life@c47s127h6.upc.chello.no) (Quit: i am gay «~{Polaris IRC}~» v2.04) |
#3591 (84/244) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Slant> ....
<FutabaAoi> i see your ... and raise you ..
<FutabaAoi> !
<Slant> four baby.
* Slant shoots FutabaAoi for cheating at the '.' table. |
#5621 (104/306) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Straylight> aw3some
<Straylight> oops
<Straylight> haha... i accidentally l33ted |
#5715 (74/213) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* NovaScorp just taped his old 15" monitor connected to his server sideways on a chair so he can IRC while in bed =-D |
#9684 (103/304) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<darw> where did they drop the hiroshima bomb? |
#10474 (95/277) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Charlesowns> Man i was surfin porn and like "normal" surfin at the same time, so my mom comes in and i quick as hell tab down the porn. So now im looking at a SWAT vest and an Mp5 submachinegun trying to hide the giant penis in my pants. Then all of a sudden this realy gay male voice speaks out realy loud goin "i want to suck your big dick ans swallow your hot sperm" then like 100 popups open up all consisting of hardcore fetish gay
<Charlesowns> man my mom started crying and now she thinks im gay... it owns |
#11820 (95/282) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<LL-> why did u msg me?
<marry> realy im searching to get married
<marry> can you help me
<LL-> why u wanna get married?
<marry> becuse i dont want to live in gaza |
#298630 (46/126) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(subdue) Fileserver, webserver, chatserver, mailserver... what other sort of server functionality would be neat to play with?
(@tigrex) neat being fun or useful?
(Zak) bacon server
(subdue) I suppose with a lot of scripting and some mechanical upgrades I could turn it into a web/bacon server
(subdue) a 7am cronjob |
#305355 (32/82) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(RooRoo) okay so this guy I've known for like 4 years from conventions, has been trying to seduce me via webcam. cause me losing all that weight made him decide that suddenly, I'm a hot chick.
(RooRoo) I made a 'small penis' joke because he took his pants off when I told him not to
(RooRoo) and then he called his dick 'Bruce Banner'
(RooRoo) who is the guy that becomes the hulk
(RooRoo) I busted out laughing
(RooRoo) could not take him seriously at all after that |
#120290 (120/360) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@xanax-> like 2.5k in damage
<@xanax-> i blamed it on a deer
<@xanax-> so insurance is gunna cover it
<@xanax-> thats one good thing about hickville
<@xanax-> you can always blame the deer
<@ricin> what was the *real* reason for the crash?
<@xanax-> i was trashed as fuckComment: #**** efnet
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#140513 (58/164) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+INOSHU> Hey, did you know they discovered the exact reason you can't suck your own cock?
<~TheDarkestDay> something about flexibility, no doubt
<+INOSHU> Nah, it's cause you don't have one. |
#36410 (73/211) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<laurent> ls
<laurent> ls
<laurent> err
<laurent> duh this isn't a shell |
#38466 (75/217) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SquareRoot> I know this is very OT, but I come here a bit so I thought I could try asking here... I found my sister's goldfish on the floor about a minute ago (although I have no idea how long it's been there... it was dry though) ... it appears that it jumped out of the bowl... upon reinserting it it proceeded to just float there... is there anything I can do? |
#44065 (76/220) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sirveaux> so here is my take on just one aspect of intarweb politics: AOLers
<sirveaux> (AOLer) The other day, a I and a chum of mine were in the middle of an intellectual debate pertaining to the German spelling reform of 1996 and its ramifications when--
<sirveaux> (nonAOLer) omg dude r u liek an AOHELLER?/
<sirveaux> (AOLer) Why, yes I am, and--
<sirveaux> (nonAOLer) omg lolollol
<sirveaux> AOLer was kicked by nonAOLer (leik omg aohel si 4 faggerts)
<sirveaux> (nonAOLer2) rofflekopter
<sirveaux> (nonAOLer) lest go fap to screnns of linix
<sirveaux> (nonAOLer2) well lemme grab sum lube, wud u |
#44942 (73/209) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[sync]> Windows Services for Unix destroyed my windows installation
<[sync]> Microsoft: this is what you get, traitor |
#53733 (115/341) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Volcom>How do I secure Windows XP?
<Vraxx>Trying to secure Windows is like trying to re-establish virginity in a hooker. |
#54995 (105/313) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jared> GRAB YOUR DICK AND DOUBLECLICK FOR PORN, PORN, PORN!
<Pen_Pen> jared- It's not working. >:\
<Pen_Pen> All I get is channel info. |
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