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#1151 (94/274) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Synthrev> Ramen...coke is for pussies
<th0m> no, that's *cock* |
#1935 (93/271) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
::: .topic@11.06a> DogGoBoom in #p-raves; I'm so horny the crack of dawn had better be careful around me |
#2818 (95/276) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jumper> bite me
<offwYtE> uMale or female?!?!
<Jumper> heh
<Jumper> u'll find out
<Jumper> ;D
<offwYtE> akkkkkk
<Jumper> haw haw
<offwYtE> taking blind date to a whole new level
<Gimpoid> lol |
#3265 (79/227) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<HondaRace> ask shok and how much I charged him for his clutch
<HondaRace> ;)
<Shok> no
<Shok> i'm embarassed
<poste> how much?
<HondaRace> he sucked my dick
<Shok> i felt used and dirty after
<spicrx7> HR, he sucked mine for a stick of gum the other day
<spicrx7> you got ripped off |
#4012 (81/233) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Gallant> what's the point of programmin C/C++ if your goal is to make readable code? |
#6618 (102/297) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jon^D> I had to cat 8-9 seperate quote files, compare each line in each of them to make sure there weren't any duplicates then sort
<Jon^D> I wrote a nasty perl script to get it donw
<Jon^D> and it didn't work very well
<skank> cat quote*.txt |sort |uniq |
#7347 (91/265) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kaniff> yes, neep and i had a capital time at the mall
<Neep> too many people...I could never make my move on kaniff
<kaniff> i could see the desire in your eyes
<Neep> I wanted you
<kaniff> alright
<kaniff> stop that now |
#7953 (101/295) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<gkm> mmm, me.
<garandou> glen - when you say 'mmm me' i can't help but imagine you rubbing your nipples
<gkm> mmm, nipples.
<gkm> i'm as happy as a little girl. |
#41723 (65/183) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@IceWizard> hurry up!
<@IceWizard> someone make a website
<@IceWizard> "Vote for Kerry, Get a free IPOD!!!" |
#252356 (78/224) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
xexyz: I don't think there are NATO specs for Nerf ammunition |
#13996 (89/258) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<killah667> shit i left my jacket in another channel!!
<madlib> wich one!?
<killah667> #lobby |
#14222 (79/227) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sierro> I don't need music to get a shag
<mal> well no
<mal> music and miracle, but the musics a start |
#17895 (91/264) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Xetrov`> bbiab
<Xetrov`> gonna go swim with my sister
<[VeRT]> kinky |
#20109 (88/249) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CaptParis> M F Hyper
<HyperKinetic> CaptParis, I'm gonna shoot your chances at cybering me right away and tell you that I'm a guy |
#28813 (122/364) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dharmakid> are you guyz sure that God hates fags? My brothers gay,,,does God hate him?
<n0thing> yes
<n0thing> god hate him
<tfg> yes
<tfg> Everyone hates him
<n0thing> includling me and tfg
<tfg> but ofcourse
<dharmakid> poor poor unenlightened souls....God is the source Universal love...hi very nature is incapable of hate...I feel compassion for all of you...you will be doomed to repeat the process of birth,life and death until you learn this Truth...
* dharmakid has left #god.hates.fags
<n0thing> he must be gay
<n0thing> like his brother
<tfg> yeah |
#29248 (93/275) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Blade> Too bad your ex wasn't there.
<Sonsquidku_V> She was in f*cking San Diego. Can you believe that?
<Sonsquidku_V> There's like nothing there. It's mexican canada.
<Blade> Seriously, it's like LA took a crap.
<Sonsquidku_V> And then that crap took a crap.
<Sonsquidku_V> And picked through the crap to find a land mine.
<Sonsquidku_V> And threw it at my mom.
<Blade> XD
<Sonsquidku_V> Who fell down the stairs.
<Sonsquidku_V> And into a hole which led to China.
<Sonsquidku_V> And that's why I haven't seen her for the last 15 years.
<Blade> You have some issues, Dan. |
#30471 (123/365) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tito> so get this
<FireEgl> O_o
<tito> i took chunky girl out for a drink cuz tomorrow (well technically today) is her birthday
<tito> we're at the bar in Chilis
<tito> which was like the only cool place over in that part of town
<tito> we're sitting there, just getting into our
drinks
<tito> and these two older chicks come in, sit down, order drinks
<tito> and one of them is like "today's my birthday, guess how old I am.." or somerthing
<tito> so the girl i'm with deadpans: "35"
<tito> *moment of silence*
<FireEgl> ehhe
<tito> other chick: "dammit how did you guess"
<tito> and i'm like "CHECK PLEASE!" |
#12086 (87/254) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<punkgurl> i made out with an 18 year old when i was 13
<Samhain> that guys must have been desperate |
#12787 (100/294) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Wilke> LEMME SHOW YOU MY FORECAST
<Wilke> COLD WITH LOTS OF FUCKING SNOW AND LIGHTNING
<Wilke> LOW OF REALLY FUCKING COLD
<Wilke> HIGH OF REALLY NOT QUITE AS FUCKING COLD |
#14308 (82/238) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* EndersShadow remembers erector sets, you had to buy several before you had enough parts to have a big erection |
#15625 (85/245) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<GaRlic_Iv> wanna hear a joke
<drunkers> hold on let me get my headphones |
#20780 (96/281) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
« turkey » when a baby matures to age 16 (well, thats when it happened for me), it grows testicles, large frogs in its throat, and hair all over
« turkey » then the spleen explodes and an alien comes out
« turkey » and thats how babys are made
« Dilbert » when does the stork come?
« turkey » When you jack him off long enough |
#21792 (96/282) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Rancid likes those hot teachers who keep you back after school for a private lesson
* Rancid has never had one of those
* Rancid watches to much TV |
#27903 (95/279) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<KiTTyKaT`> What state is Alabama in? |
#30520 (85/247) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pkmk> fuck i'm in wordpad now
<pabegimas> programming with wordpad? wow that's really bad
<pkmk> actually wordpad is very good for programming - you can set the font what you want |
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