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<@JimPanic> 'life without my girlfriend is like coding without vi and gcc..'
<@JimPanic> ._.
<@]{ing> ... try to tell her like this :P |
#15464 (92/266) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Nozomu> ted: and no one has ever crashed a movie theater into the pentagon
<rogue> noz: they might. we should be careful. |
#18419 (103/355) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<KuIpo> does anyone know how to burn a dreamcast game?
* [TX]-KnacK hands KuIpo a can of #2 diesel and a lighter - THere ya go! |
#18880 (81/231) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rdgzt> I went through my logs and looked for funny stuff.
<rdgzt> In fact, I grepped for "haha" with 10 lines of context before. |
#24078 (76/216) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<whitcomb> i somehow get the feeling that listening to the cure and looking at porn is very, very wrong |
#27267 (90/260) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<%Ashe3> enaz: Please don't bite my tongue when I kiss you.
<+enaz> I don't have teeth in my anus Ashe3, that's a folktale |
#30095 (128/378) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RuKK> my left nut itches
<Feragho> you know i just realised
<Feragho> my left testicle is bigger than my right one
<RuKK> yeah
<RuKK> mine are a little different too
<Feragho> amazing things you realise whilst scratching your nuts
<RuKK> yepComment: #serioustraders @ dal.net
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#30513 (71/201) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<frostyburn> damn it, there needs to be an auto-formatting script in word that will automatically change all margins to 1.10 inches, spacing to 2.10, font size to 12.5, and intermittently paste quotes from no name fuck faces... because i'm getting tired of turning a 3 page paper into a 4 page paper all by myself |
#30929 (106/310) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MeatLamp> they lie when they say that crack gets u addicted once - it took me 5 or 6 times to get addicted to the stuff
<garry> same with sniffing underwear |
#31257 (102/296) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<|StuNNa|> !addpeon Murdoc
<Murdoc> hey
<Murdoc> dont you pee on me |
#33222 (108/316) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<_Zippo^_> I see Goatse as an Internet Initiation. If you haven't seen goatse, and you're using the net, you don't belong.
<ninj4> yeah. Once you hit like 13, then its like part of becoming a man |
#378 (131/393) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<bludstone> one of my fantasies is to be getting a blowjob while on irc :/ |
#1033 (90/260) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Guilty> Surely you see how trite the name "assassin" is [in Quake III]
<Guilty> Might as well be "Player" |
#1734 (81/231) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
::: .signoff@2.59p> Townshend (wang@cb31185-c.rmdws1.il.home.com); Geek used to be a 4-letter word; now it's a 6-figure one. |
#2354 (86/247) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(nexxai) you don't know pain until you try and compile eggdrop on a 486
(nexxai) each line goes by, and you cheer because you weren't sure if it had frozen or not D; |
#2396 (111/329) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(`zero) ,__ FISH RULE AT DICKSUCKING
(`zero) | `'. / BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE
(`zero) __ |`-._/_.:---`-.._ / TO STOP TO BREATHE
(`zero) \='. _/..--'`__ `'-._
(`zero) \- '-.--"` === / o `',
(`zero) )= ( .--_ | _.' (HURF DUH GILLS)
(`zero) /_=.'-._ {=_-_ | .--`-.
(`zero) /_.' `\`'-._ '-= \ _.'
(`zero) jgs ) _.-'`'-.. _..-'`
(`zero) /_.' `/";';`|
(`zero) \` .'/ |
#3316 (80/228) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<FE2work> http://abcnews.go.com/sections/living/DailyNews/video_game_vibrations020201.html
<blazemore> good thing i always turn vibration off ^_^
<mightyflo> smart money says the kid that got it got it from one of those 3rd party "RIP YOUR FUCKING ARM OFF XTREME SHOCK" controllers
<blazemore> "WARNING: DO NOT GET ALLOW YOUR CHARACTER TO GET HIT WHILE USING THIS CONTROLLER OR YOU COULD LOSE A LIMB." |
#3572 (81/231) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** Villager has joined #akpcep
<Villager> damn AOL
<Joshua> ...
<Alexander> hi vill
<Joshua> jesus shit!
<Joshua> you ARE using AOL!
<Joshua> i thought you were joking... |
#4637 (94/276) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SDHawk> dreamweaver is for dense idiots
<OneiWilly> dreamweaver is good use it
<SDHawk> I rest my case |
#8255 (100/291) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<shagman> k, keep words like cock and fuck out of here
* Runnigan fucks shagman with his cock |
#8479 (77/219) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kaff> its saturday night. what are you doing here
<Kaff> i thought you'd have too much of a social life.
<spoob> Parts of me love interacting with other parts of me, but as a whole, I'm about as popular and loved as jamesm
<Kaff> oh. so you're a dead shit.
<spoob> Succinct, cruel, and accurate |
#11632 (80/228) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Pod-Matey> Dod is great
<Hydrac7> I've always disliked the hand models on DoD
<Pod-Matey> Hydrac, not everyone has soft and supple hands
<Hydrac7> Pod-Matey: I get it from frequent masturbation with hand lotion.
<Pod-Matey> Hydrac, I was going to mention something of the like, but I see you've already explained more than I ever could |
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<Dr_DOS> Cducharme: no wonder you get all the women, you choose all the ugly ones =) |
#287 (195/594) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<wild-> so a guy goes to the drugstore, he says 'i need some condoms for my 11 year old daughter' druggist says 'your daughters sexually active at age 11?' he says 'nah she just lies there like her mother' |
#653 (117/347) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<metio> is there a pirated site that ahs the newest version of linux |
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