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#298929 (48/128) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ehird> erm, presumably two processes have a reason to talk
<ehird> or are you writing "blind date OS" |
#308447 (46/122) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<nathan> I think % is secretly the symbol for a titfuck |
#309922 (45/119) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Bigby> so fox news is hating on the lego movie as it makes big business the bad guy
<Bigby> i really do believe if the KKK had a fortune 500 company FOX would defend them |
#310650 (14/30) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Orobas> Â oh. Builder. I did the bird math, I don't know if I told you
<Builder> Â You didn't. However, you seem amazingly eager to share your findings.
<Orobas> Â It gives you an idea of how good I am at math. Because the answer I got was between 80 and 3.8 billion pigeons per second
<Builder> Â It doesn't really give me an idea of how good you are at math.
<Orobas> Â I am content either way |
#14210 (94/271) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<scud> shadap i was referring to SKYLAB
<CCCP_Lord_Soth> scud has a learning center similar to skylab only its in his basement instead of space..also its a meth lab not a skylab |
#16541 (94/270) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
** Moses is now known as Cain....
<Cain> oh no I killed my bro ....
<KeeperS> ....
<KeeperS> what a stirring rendition of the bible ....
* KeeperS is moved to tears |
#19968 (110/344) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<IQpierce> What is this "real" you speak of? Is it multiplayer? |
#23525 (107/309) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[00:22] <ZioN]Infin1ty> i prefer being fat and have friends
[00:22] <SabrWolf> :D
[00:22] <ZioN]Infin1ty> than being lifeless like you
[00:22] <ZioN]Infin1ty> and sitting all home near the pc
[00:22] <SabrWolf> why do i have to repeat
[00:22] <ZioN]Infin1ty> time*
[00:22] <SabrWolf> they are only ur friends becuz they are scared u gonna eat them |
#26265 (92/262) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<keithandmike-com> Just stop.. okay. Damnit, I hate you so much. You probably sit and write these down and just wait for me to join. Bastard. Eat corn poop.
<Fembot> Mike joined the Navy and wanted to become a SEAL... there was something appealing about their creed to "never leave their buddy's behind" |
#2467 (101/292) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<FaceDown8> if i wanted any lip from you i'd undo my zipper |
#3060 (92/264) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<J0RD4N> where do they find these retards?
<reptile_> randomly picked from dalnet |
#4087 (89/255) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<boxed> I still have the marks of her nails on my back I think :P
<jwzrd-> boxed: ahahahahah
<jwzrd-> boxed: I get marks on my chest :)
<boxed> well, that happens too
<jwzrd-> boxed++
<nightfal> I bruised my right nipple while I was sleeping 3 nights ago |
#4381 (90/258) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Raz> I LIVE ON THE EQUATOR..."JUAN, THE WATER IS STUCK AGAIN" |
#4400 (93/268) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<GPF> Quake, Quake II, Quake III....three universes joined by one common theme....BROWN. |
#7931 (89/255) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SPACEBOY|GTA3> when the pain stops... thats when you know you've kicked the bucket
<nuggetman> i just read the obituaries to make sure i'm not there |
#36453 (65/181) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jaeger> toms playing Call of Duty and he told me smokings bad for health
<Jaeger> his reason
<Jaeger> you can't move cos you can only use one hand |
#37656 (65/181) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[ joof ] does anyone know why my CD player wont work
[ joof ] i put in a completely legal CD and it wont read
[ @AirHorse ] its been set to illegal mode
[ @AirHorse ] so cant read legal cds
[ joof ] where |
#54059 (93/267) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mmap> i have a mormon friend that i corrupted, he'll drink a beer with me now :P
<_Arthur> Hey, I'm a Catholic (lapsed)
<Feldegast> _Arthur so do u or do u not belive in little rubber things?
<mmap> pencil erasers? |
#56520 (134/400) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<emilying> i said no.
<whooka> Jesus, what crawled up your vagina and died?
<devin_11> ...
<themike> ...
<themike> dude, she just had a miscarriage. not funny.Comment: #methlab on freenode
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#67817 (111/323) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Stormscape> oh man I love that alzheimers commercial. it shows an old guy bringing home a 1L of milk, then when the wife goes to put it in the fridge there's like 50 of them in there already |
#42773 (73/211) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<%TTK> How would I start overclocking
<mikeszewil> don't know
<+Fizban30> first
<+Fizban30> open the box
<+Fizban30> make sure its on
<+Fizban30> and stick a knife in random spots
<+Fizban30> when you feel the zap your done |
#42849 (73/207) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<aeon> As much as I love sitting at my computer for weeks at a time designing brochures, websites, logos, and maintaining a webserver..
<aeon> I might go clean my car.
<aeon> my fiance wrote " I LOVE YOU " with a grape jelly doughnut on my driver-side window and it just hasn't quite completely come off yet... |
#43832 (81/231) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<gaurav> you're a bit of a comedian
<thame^> you're a megabyte of a fagComment: #mircscripts.org Undernet
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#52940 (101/293) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Foxhill[work]> remember girls.. stop boys becoming emo.. suck more cock |
#52976 (96/276) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[+pepper] ive seen someone throat a mag light
[@Oreoz] lol @ chris
[@Oreoz] WTF
[@Oreoz] no way
[+pepper] yeah
[@Oreoz] can i meet her?
[@Chris] lol
[@Chris] yeah me too
[+pepper] it was a guy
[+pepper] lol
[@Chris] oh
[@Chris] damnit
[@Oreoz] WHOA
[@Oreoz] ..
[@Oreoz] can i meet him?Comment: Poor Oreoz and his dreams of homosexuality
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