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<Waters> i had a dream about masterbating...thats sad isnt it :( |
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<ic0n0> i love the midwest
<NecroMort> ilke gurls with big fat titties.
<ic0n0> what does that have to do with the midwest?
<polar> you have something against titties? |
#5376 (101/282) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<]RE[-NarcDog> damn thats a hard on...
<]RE[-NarcDog> one* |
#6791 (92/255) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Kelly> i know a guy who was so facinated w/ tits he take two condoms, fills them w/ water, ties them together, slings them over his shoulders and wears them in a bra
<crazym> Kelly: you need to get out less.
<Kelly> heh! |
#6857 (96/266) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
*** Sparks has quit IRC (Quit: You have never really, truly known the joys of riding on a public bus until you look around and realize that the people sitting next to you are the same ones who converse with cheese on a regular basis...)
Seraph: Nothing wrong with talking to cheese. :) |
#8148 (91/250) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Kiler> Watching Jerry Springer makes me so glad I'm not poor white trash
*** Kiler was kicked by Joe_ (What? You're rich white trash now?) |
#33641 (112/314) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* VALIS is dumb.
<VALIS> but at least I have a thick cock.
<Bisclaveret> there was something on ene of them about japs vs chinese
<Bisclaveret> valis: can i quote you on that?
<Kurt> what are you going to do, tell chicks you have a big dick, then when they discover the truth say you were quoting someone on irc? |
#37441 (70/190) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@g> ive been cleaning my room on and off all day
<@g> got rid of like 6-7 bags of trash :x
<%Luffy> I've been thrusting all day...beat that ?.?
<@g> i dont want to beat anything of yours o.o |
#53595 (99/275) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<nsasch> My grandfather was on the team that invented FORTRAN
<nsasch> My brother's an artist.
<nsasch> My father's a program.
<saracen> But, does he run on linux?Comment: irc.vaccus.com @ #main
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#62085 (131/371) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<jengelh:##c++> void jesus_ify(void) { return dynamic_cast<wine>(water); } |
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<Angelic> In other news, Sony annonced that it's new game console, the PS3, would in fact NOT run games, and instead play VIRTUAL FUN DISKS which are totally different from games in all ways and should totally not be connected in any way to the "Game Industry" which the representitive speaking declared as "Childish" and "For Wimps,"
<Angelic> To go along with this bold declaration, he stated "YEA, YOU HEARD ME NINTENDO! YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF PUSSIES." |
#49662 (106/298) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
adthelad: when Mario Kart DS comes out
adthelad: i'm going to draw a cock on my car
adthelad: DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING, DID YOU NINTENDO |
#53043 (86/238) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<MajorDeath> Anyone else having trouble connecting to the forums?
<Chuck_F_Norris> I know what your trouble is.
* Chuck_F_Norris roundhouse kicks MajorDeath in the face.
<Chuck_F_Norris> Problem fixed.
<MajorDeath> doh
<MajorDeath> nope, that didn't help!
<MajorDeath> do it again
* Chuck_F_Norris roundhouse kicks MajorDeath in the groin.
<Chuck_F_Norris> I can't fix ugly people, but i can prevent them from making more. |
#53565 (105/295) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
SyntaxErrorInVB: thats cool bring him too
ruotfk: ok, let me talk to him about it
ruotfk: if that commie is still on AIM
ruotfk: he is logged on but I'm not getting any response
SyntaxErrorInVB: i smell masterbation
ruotfk: hahaha
ruotfk: now I'm msging his sister saying "is your brother awake"
ruotfk: and that commiess isn't answering either
ruotfk: I smell incestComment: None
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#53608 (107/301) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
ChaOSv2: hehe xbox 360 ... 'end up where you started' |
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*** marily-manson was kicked by Satan (amature) |
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[08:40] <GreenNight> voodoo mmm
[08:41] * GreenNight is going to invent a marriage simulator. It's a blowup doll that sits on the couch, takes your money, and slowly inflates larger and larger |
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<Lyme> note to self: accidentally turning off surge protector with pinky toe = bad |
#21518 (104/293) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Foxie> I'm a guy
<Foxie> Bisexual guy
<Foxie> Although everyone here calls me gay
<Foxie> Whatever
*** Leon has joined #finalfight
<Leon> wtf only gay people in here, kbai
*** Leon has left #finalfight |
#24791 (83/229) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<AragornEstel> hey harpana
<AragornEstel> did you get all of KS from me?
<Harpana_Rocks> yes i did thank you
<AragornEstel> np
<Harpana_Rocks> now i can wipe the cum off of my screen
<Harpana_Rocks> damn wrong channel |
#25118 (90/254) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Arcane[maid]> i stole one of those blue signs that says "phone" on it
<Arcane[maid]> what should i do with it
<suds> stick it down your pants and ask hot chics if they want to call collect. |
#29458 (98/278) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<aFrO> hehe yeah I found a prossie on the way home :)
_Frog_> rofl
_Frog_> looking for one?
<aFrO> and she let me nail her for a £1
_Frog_> I hope you brought a hammer |
#31003 (115/323) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ThunderClaw> I will warez as long as there is warez to be had.
<ThunderClaw> Wow.
<ThunderClaw> I just used warez as both an object and a verb in that sentance.
<ThunderClaw> I am the epitome of lame.Comment: #voices, Darkmyst
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#31151 (99/277) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ssx> Saddam's just been captured
<hoes> My dad! I cant find my dad! My god! |
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<BlackDeth> dont tell me what i am
<BlackDeth> i know what i am
<ckx> alright popeye |
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