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#15817 (91/251) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<RikisuuDelta> i'm glad my parents dont play quake, they'd frag my ass and tell me it's dinner time |
#16611 (86/235) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<countzero> chubbyken: how chubby are you?..
<markanoid> he's not chubby anymore, he's been working out.. havent you read?
<aander> i heard somewhere that his name isnt ken either
<uprightmonkey> i also read that he isnt even gay!
<aander> upright, now dont be silly. do you believe everything you read?
<uprightmonkey> true true, aander. my bad. |
#16997 (94/260) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Whooey> females jeans pockets are TINY
<Whooey> TTIIIIIIIIIINY
<Natasha> yes, they are
<amit> Whooey: females have a big flesh pocket to compensate |
#30648 (120/336) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<MikeH> mike@thor:/usr/local/subway > ./configure --prefix=/root/stomach --sandwich=sweet-onion-chicken-tariyaki --length=footlong --bread=italian-herbs-and-cheese --with-onions --with-lettuce --with-pickles --with-tomatos --with-jalapeno-peppers --with-banana-peppers --with-mustard --with-mayonnaise --with-sweet-onion-sauce
<MikeH> make
<MikeH> make installComment: Im...sooo...hungry...
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#33238 (92/254) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[ @Puddlejumper ] if I sleep, I have no excuse for screwing up at work tomorro |
#33693 (113/319) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(bcuz) nascar changes thier rules, and now its on the news
(bcuz) this country blows :(
(Frankinator) o, what they change?
(Eruntje) they will now only do right turns |
#39811 (52/136) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Alacard2k> Hello, You may explain your situation to me here.
<Nabisco> i am trying to find out how to make people stop swearing in my chan
<Alacard2k> lol ban them
<Nabisco> its not funny, i am not a cunt lickin ass pumper |
#45850 (82/224) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<SporkOfTruth> My school's girls swim team was fuck hot.
<Slowking_Man> I propose that all girls' swim teams compete naked
<PFB-cleaning> me too
<TheStupidOne> better water dynamics
<Darkling> I second this motion \o
<Slowking_Man> No suits to slow them down
<Dukat> I third the motion
<SporkOfTruth> 4thed
<Dukat> all in favor say aye
<Slowking_Man> Aye.
<SporkOfTruth> AYE o/
<TheStupidOne> aye
<Darkling> Aye
<PFB-cleaning> Aye o/
<Dukat> the ayes have it
<Dukat> motion passedComment: #forum-m@irc.freenode.net
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#53794 (116/324) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< withnail> apparently when we were all apes they used to get a gang of like 5 males and take it in turns on a female ape while the others held her down
< jijicat> withnail: that's a good example of cooperation and working together |
#62270 (126/354) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
maurspleen: i work at a fish market
maurspleen: now my bf can't tell when i'm on my period |
#297836 (56/148) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
B9|work: Nothing inanimate is so important that it can't be left behind because you don't feel like making another trip.
***girasquid doesn't own many animate things
***B9|work has 2 kids and a dog. They are very animated. I can't leave them behind. It's not legal. :D
***girasquid has a roomba
B9|work: oooh |
#298655 (40/102) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<t-rex> how does an efnet user change a lightbulb?
<Samael> they dont
<Samael> lightbulbs are too modern
<Samael> like servicesComment: #/x/ irc.netchan.org
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#299673 (80/218) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@jen> help my mom get a demonoid account? damn thing wont let me give her an invite since were same ip :-(
<+Ailieron> Why don't you just let your mom use your account?
<~Fax> then her mom will know that Jen's been dl-ing yaoi again
<@jen> the last time i downloaded yaoi was when mom forced me to find brokeback mountain |
#307929 (30/72) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Stoffleberg: U jbiw ;c
Stoffleberg: Pffft
Stoffleberg: Wow.
Bran: U jbiw
Stoffleberg: English how does it work.
Stoffleberg: I know*
Stoffleberg: My keyboard was a bit to the side.
Bran: ueaj that's what i guessed |
#309823 (59/155) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<shachaf> *!*@* would be a good name for a ban |
#298435 (66/178) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<misterx> :\
<misterx> <little sister> do you do anything besides download star trek?
<misterx> wtf kinda image does she have of me |
#303934 (45/113) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< niekie> Someone said to someone else "There's a hole in your shirt."
< niekie> That was just the perfect moment for me to say "That's better than the other way around." |
#308591 (32/78) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<peacetwin> i'm going to start an official political organization for masculine gay men
<Wooshey_> The Republican Party?Comment: #gaymers @ irc.rizon.net
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#13541 (97/270) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<MartinBr> LOOK AT MY IDLE!!!
<MartinBr> Uh.... d'oh! |
#30849 (102/288) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<JFeeple> OONGABOONGAWOONIEWEEKIETOOVIE!
<OrcaW> I was only joking that you should take meth Feeps :p |
#32167 (97/273) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Hedrin> are you sure she's a virgin, or was she wearing pantyhose? |
#1065 (100/276) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
*** bongboy is now known as hurstdogs-mom
<hurstdog> don't make me kill you
<pb> hurstdog: you'd kill your own mother??? |
#1659 (74/201) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ix> man that offer for cash perked you right up
<vermifuge> i didnt even get to the most appealing part
<vermifuge> there will be a bucket of fried chicken here for your consumption
<goatb0y> well that fucking settles it
<goatb0y> any collared greens by chance?
<vermifuge> dude there could be |
#1856 (102/285) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(dOkTeR---) doesnt matter how hot a girl is, if they do drugs and have a stupid personality, they are just as ugly as the fat bitch who won the pie eating contests |
#2721 (95/263) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<MiddleSF2> wow 80 people eh? I thought irc would be closed on x-mas eve ^_^ |
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