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#135876 (48/128) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<boris81> im so fucking unlucky when it comes to sex
<boris81> sometimes I think that if I fell into a barrel full of the corrs i'd come up with the guitarist sucking my dick |
#211094 (47/129) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Neko> alas my love you do me wrong, to cast me off discourtously
<perfectlyxflawed> listening to greensleeves?
<XxSilentxScreamsxX> shakespeare , neko?
<Neko> snickers commercial. |
#297067 (39/65) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<prime_> if java really did garbage collection the jvm would uninstall itself |
#302477 (12/26) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Glayde|w> i remember telling a friend 'you have to register your nickname'
< Glayde|w> the next day he tells me how he registered mirc |
#302855 (41/107) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< wombatguy> i'm actually writing a decompiler that turns anything sent to it into a hello world example
< wombatguy> i figure after that I can just reverse the process and voilaComment: #nesdev
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#303035 (27/67) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cotton> Fraz: isn't that the normal way to use #error? :o
<Fraz> well im trying it but im getting an errorComment: efnet #c++
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#304862 (28/70) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<FuegoFish> Natural Weapon basically has the following options: imitating an Arcane spell, or being a built-in Martial weapon
<FuegoFish> which means that yes you could have gunhands if you wanted
<FuegoFish> or a crossbow for a dickComment: #partyhard, irc.synirc.net
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#12423 (92/257) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Arafelis> Er, can anyone help me get rid of a virus?
<Arafelis> I sort of need to before it takes out my computer.
<Arafelis> It's creating a junk file called WIN386.swp |
#17207 (86/241) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ickarus> no one could disguise themselves as me, they'd never pull of my buckets of charisma
<Cloud> Richie - you misspelt "Sarcasm" |
#17900 (101/286) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Shadowline> kinda quite in here lately ? What seems to be the problem ?
<PovRayMan> fap fap fap |
#17907 (91/256) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<George> : Walmart is selling Linux boxes now.
<George> : Onward and upward.
<George> : Once you get them in the Walmart's, Cosco's, and K-Mart's, world domination is near.
<3hreeD> : yeah george but there's only so much you can do with those linux boxes
<George> : Yeah, like run the net. |
#28717 (105/297) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<B_Goodin> Self deprecation is always amusing
<B_Goodin> :-/
<B_Goodin> and so is farting
<Mark> especially when you light them
<B_Goodin> KABOOM!
<-- eric has quit (Ping timeout)
<Mark> You blew Eric off the channel! |
#29272 (139/403) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Fraud> hehe ill never forget in math class in high school back in the day, 2 negros get in a fight and one stabs the other with a screw driver right in front of me when im like a freshman, then some black girls stands up and screams OH SHEET HE STABBED CORNBREAD |
#29705 (115/329) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Devion> i liked eminem, until i saw one of his videos and found out he was white... |
#68 (156/455) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<HomerJ> Microsoft could shit in a box, adn most people would buy it |
#243 (138/400) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<!Lun_e> ill just sit here and eat my Kice Rispy Paralellogram. |
#1350 (92/263) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sharkey> Man, I'm getting flashbacks from Renegade. Apparently when I was a kid I was so bored I made up little songs to go with the damned music and now it's all coming back to me.
<Sharkey> Nothing remarkable, though. Mostly just little ditties about killing myself. |
#1567 (126/360) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ckx> i wish i had a gf who was into really cheap things
<ckx> like 5 cent rings from vending machines
<ckx> then i'd be in heaven
<ckx> "yah i got you something today... it's a gumball"
<ckx> "OH WOW LETS FUCK"
<ckx> stupid women
<mdl> haha |
#1675 (90/256) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MrWizard> do you even have one story where you dont smoke weed?
<priz> hmmmm i really dont think so, heh
<priz> well, actually one time catlord had to EAT a joint before we could smoke it cuz the cops were after us |
#1698 (81/224) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sharkey> I think it's time I did a major redesign.
<MightyQuinn> you mean change the background to a different gaudy stripe pattern? |
#2782 (91/254) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<zanek> offline , whats that ? |
#7269 (95/269) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(bern) i have a feeling gf's gonna call during the game
(bern) what do i do if that happens?
(bern) bit busy darling, killing a sentry gun! |
#9015 (92/254) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ruumis> ahhh, nothing nurtures a productive workplace enviroment like fresh paint fumes.
<ruumis> I am in flavor country. |
#11509 (102/288) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<amit> I DO THIS FOR ALLAH!
<FBI> we have Allah in a secure facility |
#34600 (124/356) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<homerj_> DDR modes are like EASY, NORMAL, AZN |
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