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#2164 (92/252) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
::: .signoff@1.32p> m|ch (michelle@XX-XX-XX-XXX.ivideon.com); to get over someone old, get under someone new |
#2915 (103/284) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<EFX> What's a dikfor? |
#2937 (92/252) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<exbawx> $465 in debt. good luck to me.
<novocain> its yer own damn fault that 1. you work at taco bell 2. that you only work 4 hours a week |
#4133 (86/234) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<TURBOMEAT> arguing over musical taste is pointless, really
<ScumDog> pretty much
<TURBOMEAT> it's subjective
<mightyflo> not when you have ops. :) |
#4455 (99/271) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Nephil> I was given detention because I said "evaginate" during a debate
<Nephil> :/ |
#6151 (96/264) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<demalavor> do you want larger firmer breasts?
<IceBurner> No, I prefer my broad, flat manboobs |
#6780 (76/205) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<DaScott> I want to be in the @home commercials, when they interview the dorks that use it "I can sure download a ton of porn!" |
#7679 (93/255) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<[BoB]spencer> LOL who has seen the capture the sperm game?
<Sharp|DoD> i play it every day with my sock
<Sharp|DoD> woops |
#7709 (99/273) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Logomancr> although I don't know how reliable plasma screens are
<Logomancr> I wonder if I punched a whole in it when running if "plasma" would leak out, in a very star trek moment
<Logomancr> ;P
<Logomancr> "hello fire department, I have a plasma leak in my reactor coils"
<lev|> "on screen"
<Logomancr> "no no, I'm talking about my TV"
<renholde_> maybe if we modify the deflector dish
<Logomancr> that would be so l33t |
#7972 (105/290) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ChuffyCow> I'm having a bagel with nutella
<chrish> gnutella?! it'll take you all day to download that bagel! |
#8136 (82/223) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Iceman> [TnT PING reply]: 1min 7secs
<TnT> ?
<TnT> Shiet
* TnT stops downloading Pron |
#8756 (93/255) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<arioch> deathwarrior: you have guests over how do they feel about you masturbating in front of your computer?
<deathwarrior> umm
<deathwarrior> they like it |
#8875 (101/279) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<GoodScrat> my gf is twice your age
<db-x> goodscrat, twice is about the time i get her in a week
<GoodScrat> to do what, change your diaper? |
#11571 (108/299) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Hell_Patrol> I wish the girl of my dreams would stop fucking haunting my dreams, I wish death upon the stupid bitch |
#1320 (85/233) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(pervert) roy: get off your "would be heterosexual if i had enough options to have a preference" ass and go get some :P |
#2151 (101/288) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Kashan> I've stuck plenty of stuff up my ass and it's never been anything but apinful
<Gayo> Kashan, there's a big difference between good anal sex and sticking things up your ass. |
#3599 (86/236) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<xeiro> O_6: what does updating your kernel actaully do
<O_6> xeiro, gets me the chicks |
#4044 (93/257) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<[Shinji]> Statitics say that 85% of College men mastrubate at least once per day. Hmmm... I'm about due.... I'll be back in 10.. |
#4255 (91/250) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<brock101> whats speeds should i get over a lan, with a 10/100 connection ?
<@WheelOr> 10 to 100 Mbits/sec.
<brock101> -_-
<brock101> thanks, i knew that
<brock101> i walked into that one didn`t i
<@WheelOr> I suppose so. |
#4333 (93/257) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
*jwzrd-* kicks Butters in the nuts
*Butters* watches as jwzrd- breaks his foot on his morning wood |
#4850 (116/324) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<TittiesMcEarmuffs> ( . )^_^( . ) |
#6619 (85/233) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Jon^D> if I was gay and in ireland I'd score with gav
<Jon^D> he's my hero
<Jon^D> he'd probably have to be gay too mind
<arioch> those repressed homosexual tendencies are coming to the surface now
<Jon^D> I wish I was gay |
#7526 (90/248) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Cerebus> when i go on a rampage killing all women on the planet, i'll spare you
<yunicus> yer a dear heart
<yunicus> really
<yunicus> please leave me with a bunch of stinky men |
#8277 (96/265) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(Moose_): what's your language of choice ?
(rich): english? |
#8391 (86/236) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Anarchos> my penis is 6.5" long, so my long distance relationship must be no more than 5" away. |
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