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* Myke is listening to:
<Myke> Case Fan - 3402 RPM
<Myke> Ontario Hydro - Singing the Transformer Blues in B-flat
<Myke> Dying Monitor - The 12KHz Capacitor Dance
<Myke> Stereo Amp - Ground Lift Fault (The Buzz)
<Myke> Fast Skuzzy and the Array - Synchronized WhineComment: #SPORKS - Myke needs a new stereo
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<Freddie> I think you have sand in your vagina
<DJ_Yami> wtf is a vaginaComment: #atthepark on etg
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#33277 (105/301) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<goatasaur> if you ate nothing but corn for like two days, and then took a shit, and took a picture of it, you could be an internet celebrity
<goatasaur> such is the power of the internetComment: #fark
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<mercury> emacs sucks, literally, not an insult, just a comment that its large enough to have a noticeable gravitational pull...Comment: #debian-devel
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<3WD> >.<
<3WD> i have all this work to do
<3WD> but I'm so close to being done this quest in GuildWars...
<1of42> >.<
<3WD> i hate procrastionation...
<3WD> meh, i'll stop procrastinating later |
#49454 (121/349) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mrfredmann> dude at my school its so funn
<mrfredmann> there are these gangs of totally like gangsta black dudes
<mrfredmann> and they have this free like use compters for whatever the fuck you want room
<mrfredmann> and all these gangsta guys sit around there all fucking day using myspace |
#14072 (84/236) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<geekster> i'm thoroughly tempted to put mandrake on this lappy
<geekster> think dad migh go ape when he boots it up at work next
<drochaid> LOL
<durnik> geekster - LOL
<geekster> it'll interface with the netware servers no problem
<geekster> but won't interface with my dad atall |
#14968 (99/283) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Icereaver> how do i go afk? |
#15584 (102/290) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<synnex> AND I'M LIKE "THE BROADWAY PRODUCTION I JUST WROTE ENTITLED 'HITLER ON ICE'... IT'S LIKE CATS BUT WITH LESS CATS AND MORE HITLER... AND IT'S ALL ON ICE!!" |
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<Rodent> What? No pr0n on /.? What the hell is that site popular for?! |
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<Takuja> how to get field from some row of sql qury?
<Takuja> if query got 10 row, how to get fiels from row[3] exampl
<MaximusBrood> You must invert the polarity first.
<Takuja> mi eanglish is bad. whai is polarity?
<MaximusBrood> It must be inverted.
<Takuja> whith nexrow() ?
<MaximusBrood> No, I'm just fucking around with you.
<Takuja> fucking - this is a function ? |
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<@Furah> my ex sent a text that was meant to make me think of her, but instead I thought of alcohol |
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<Bitgod> how to make an iframe stay put when you minimize the page, its fine in full screen, but when i minimize the page the frame moves?
<forbex> you know, every time i come in here someone is having problems with an iframe
<forbex> i don't think that's a coincidence
<P1RATEZ> they are probably holding it wrongComment: #html freenode
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<DigDug> i think i'm gonna walk to the movie theater and see dinosaur...
<kimy-> and be surrounded by like 10 year old girls?
<Amanda_> He said Dinosaur, not N'Sync. |
#463 (110/312) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
"The cheek of every American must tingle with shame as he reads the silly,
flat, and dishwatery utterances of the man who has to be pointed out to
intelligent foreigners as the President of the United States."
The Chicago Times review of After Lincoln's Gettysburg Address. |
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<goh`> in my system.ini i'll change 'Shell=Explorer.exe' to 'Shell=quake2.exe' |
#2546 (79/225) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<wilylojik> you ever get that "not so fresh" feeling?
<immi> wilylojik like after i cum on my balls
<immi> ?
<wilylojik> like after you've been running windows for 6 months
<wilylojik> which I suppose, yes, is like after you cum on your balls immi |
#3342 (98/280) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<smcn> To buy a PS2, or not to buy a PS2: that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the moral decay of selling my soul to Sony, or to never play Final Fantasy X? |
#5988 (91/258) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rmalink> are you feeling any better?
<dep01> no... not really..
<rmalink> you know what it is? allergies...
<dep01> no, you know what it is? the crippling depression.. |
#9091 (75/207) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Nomel> i'll have to bring it over later today...we can go for a ride...
<Nomel> its funny stopping fast in front of people...cause there like..oh shit...its a pinto...its gunna blow....but that only works on old people...
<Nomel> cause the young ones dont know what pintos look like... |
#1332 (103/297) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<D1> today, I started the supermodel diet.
<maff> that must be a step up from the all sperm diet you were on |
#2652 (96/275) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Cypherus> what is a splash-screen?
<Nagaika> when your screen falls into the bathtub |
#2836 (123/363) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<fuck> you |
#3809 (92/262) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Scofco> whenever I get a hardon
<Scofco> I pass out
<Scofco> well, I actually faint
<Scofco> because the idea of getting laid shocks me |
#4080 (92/262) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ar5WRK> Is it fucked up, to like, when she was sleeping, jerk off on her so when she would wake up she would have a mound of jizz on her body some where?
<ar5WRK> Not like i ever did that.
<ar5WRK> Just wanting to know...
<ar5WRK> ... |
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