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#32685 (111/313) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ranicx> nooooooooooooo
<ranicx> yesssssss
<ranicx> ok keyboard still works |
#136601 (111/313) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<oxide> i took 3 benadryls slammed 4 beers
<oxide> im feeling pretty good
<drseuss> oxide are you alergic to beer? |
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<ktea> I'm not wasting waffles on my vagina
<@d_e> waffles and vagina in the same sentence.
<@d_e> that. is. greatness.
<@d_e> two of my favorite things.
<@d_e> add some bacon.
<@rm-fr> two great tastes, together at lastComment: #bifemunix on Efnet
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< John_D_Home> Sean M is sick, I'm on the phone with (a client), and everyone else doesn't come in for a while
< John_D_Home> Kristoff is in fact our only hope
< Xtoff> I LIEK BURRRRRRITOOOOOSSSS!!!!1
< cputans> he seems like the perfect person to put your hope in
< cputans> yeap |
#662 (96/268) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(|Chris) take your dick out of the port
(Chis) hey it worked! |
#1104 (92/256) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<var> 40 ping dont mean shit if it jerks and stops like a fucking epileptic in a strobe light |
#1145 (102/287) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<aard> blackrose: you're so goth, you shit bats. |
#1985 (90/250) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(|{KomienD) Who has a crack for Spider-Man?
(paper_bag) who has english lessons in an hour?
(vital|wrk) who has to work right now
(paper_bag) who let the dogs out
(nexxai) Who is getting pussy tonight?
(paper_bag) im getting hand
(nexxai) [paper_bag]: jerking yourself off doesn't count
(paper_bag) blast :(
(paper_bag) guess i can give back grandma her lotion, i wont be getting any l33t points tonight |
#4585 (124/352) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<[ric]> personally I prefer a nice big vibro up the ass while typing two handed
<gaymale> your coworkers get suspicious if you type good one hand in front of them
<[ric]> yeh.. luckily I have the door wired up to the vibro, that way the motor cuts out as they enter the room |
#6498 (81/223) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[01:58] *** Loops|ao changes topic to '<Neep> what are you gonna do Bobo? || <Bobo> live in my parents' basement till i'm 47 and i die of autoerotic asphyxiation alone and a virgin' |
#7547 (88/245) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[Izazael] when ryll dies, we should cremate him and put his ashes in a coffee filter
[Izazael] mmm nescafe goth blend |
#8424 (95/265) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<[Phoenix]> My keyboard is gay?
<Howdy> yes, but thats no reason to feel uncomfortable.. a gay keyboard can touch your digits and it not be sexual |
#10915 (113/319) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<McEi8th> God damn it
<McEi8th> I walked in on my mom last night sucking off my dad and I saw his dong
<McEi8th> It was pretty sick
<Pozzi> Dude that wasn't your dad...
* Pozzi runs |
#3106 (78/216) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Maxstah> GOD what i'd do for gwen (stefani) to just kiss the tip of my cock
<Javi> you'd blow me?
<Maxstah> javi i'd swallow
<Maxstah> i'm comfortable with my hentrosexuality
<Maxstah> long as i have a coke to chase it down with |
#3610 (87/243) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<sAmEeLl> canada`s fbi is called RCMP
<sAmEeLl> sounds like a dos attack |
#5473 (86/240) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ExCon> ihave one wish b4 i goto army rho :)
<ExCon> op for 1 day :D
<[SuN]> im not that soft :P
<ExCon> what if i die and never come back ?;D
<[SuN]> ill make a bot called ExCon and give it ops
<ExCon> oh..i feel honored
<ExCon> :D
<[SuN]> ;) |
#6697 (94/264) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Tre`> I've got to find away to earn some dough
<bishoptl> sell some sperm. that's legal in the States, isn't it?
<bishoptl> or plasma - that should free up some $$$
<SHD> he's too young for selling sperm
<Tre`> I need *a bunch*
<bishoptl> sell your friends' sperm
<Tre`> that's just disgusting
<bishoptl> how badly do you want NWN
<bishoptl> I'm not saying you have to go milk them yourself
<bishoptl> just pass around the tupperware container |
#6912 (90/252) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<pvx> why do these psycho's always msg my bot?
<xf> Because that is what psychos do.
<MenTaLguY> more to the point, why do a majority of them seem to be from Brazil?
<xf> Because that is where psychos live. |
#7091 (80/222) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Madman> woohoo!
<Madman> made it thru the 3rd level!
<CrashCat> gratz
<CrashCat> before you know it you'll be done and saying 'this game sux, it's too short' and taking it back to the store |
#8375 (93/259) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<AsylumXKP> Yeah no advertising. (This message was brought to by ANALSEX.COM! ALL ANAL ALL THE TIME!) |
#8499 (90/252) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Tippytoes> i have kids in the room
<Tippytoes> is it safe to look at?
<bark> i don't think they mention any words like CUNT on that page, no
<tm> just hide it behind your anal porn |
#8722 (99/279) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Cyb> I remember the first time I talked to my ex girlfriend on aim
<Cyb> and I said 'heh'
<Cyb> and she was like "I hate when people say that!"
<Cyb> that was like the most traumatic moment of my life |
#9148 (96/268) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<midi> if you find some poor idiot with his tongue stuck to the rail
<midi> with a train coming and decide that you really don't wanna see
<midi> him splat, a convenient source of warm mostly-clean saltwater
<midi> is indeed your bladder...
<midi> (or so said one of my scoutmasters...)
<Squeedle> midi: though they might just rip their tongue off trying to
<Squeedle> get away from a scoutmaster pulling his pants down at them
<midi> squee: either way, he gets his tongue off the track. and if
<midi> you're lucky, you get to piss in an idiot's face.
<midi> it's cathartic and good karma. how cool is that?
<Squeedle> well hey, what more can you ask for
<hoche> o/~ hey baby, if you'll be my dog, i'll be your tree, and you
<hoche> can pee on me! o/~
<Squeedle> schadenfreude: A malicious satisfaction in the misfortunes of
<Squeedle> others
<midi> which is kinda neat. you get a choice between letting natural
<midi> selection work or pissing in the idiot's face. it's win-win. |
#11764 (94/258) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Megaglogue> u guyz come anytime pay me a visit
<Megaglogue> paris is cool during the summer
<Megaglogue> no french peeps around |
#18427 (98/276) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Rokan> WTF is that road sign mean.....
<Rokan> its a truck ramming into a virtical road
<Zimbu> The sign means: "You are now in Canada. Please kill yourself before it gets even worse." |
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