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#19874 (83/231) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<munch> quiet in here tonight
<munch> where's shinji, mills and the mansex?
<LordKhan> you just answered your own question |
#25607 (91/253) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
-= fortezza] if I push my honda over a cliff, how fast will it get to 60mph?
-= x1bncwn] the same speed as the viper
-= x1bncwn] :P |
#27263 (92/262) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Feixeno356: blah blah can swim well blah blah blah, accuracy is good blah blah blah blah me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me :takes a breath: me me me me me oh me me me me I jack off to a picture of myself, me me me me me me me.
Dr SpaZZo: What the fuck?
Dr SpaZZo: You can swim? |
#33692 (126/366) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BasSCadeT> man my cat pissed on my bed the other day (this is gross) and i rolled over into it face first |
#37705 (64/174) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Petah> btw, drug tests are the most degrading things on the face of the earth
<@Petah> pissing on demand into a plastic cup is by far the worst thing I've had to do in a doctor's office. it trumps "turn and cough" by a mile
<@Petah> especially when you come out and hand the nurse a cup full of piss and she comments on the volume
<@Petah> FUCK YOU BITCH I HAD A LOT OF WATER! |
#39869 (40/104) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@O-3> having a hard time thinking of how I want to arrange my directory structure
<@^Jurek^> .
<@^Jurek^> ..
<@^Jurek^> porn
<@^Jurek^> the end |
#40269 (87/243) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
E/a: thanks for getting back to me sara
E/a: *tip hat*
sara: hahahah hats are so pre-internet |
#42421 (97/271) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<PunchBag> haha, earlier i saw this girl wearing this T-shirt that had the words "I wish these were brains" written on her boobs |
#42576 (62/168) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+vacuumo> I get nickalerted when people say anything containing 'vac'
<+Svip> I like vacpie.
<+Moto> I vacuumed my house today
<Goodfella> ass vac
<+Moto> Hey, have any of your steam accounts got vac'd yet?
<+EmSixTeen> Shake n' Vac
<&Segosa> vaca = cow in spanish.
<+Steven> packer vac
<+Rotten> i wanna go on vacation soon \:
<Goodfella> I got vac shit
<+Svip> You just had to say it, vacuumo? |
#43241 (81/225) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Serene> comprehensive sentences plz gizlice and stop yelling
<Nismorack> She was already on my PM. But I put her on ignore.
<Freezerburn> she?
<Freezerburn> it has a gender?
<Nismorack> I stereo type a lot.
<Nismorack> And since this one came of as being annoying and whining. I clasified it as a woman. |
#43302 (82/228) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<laid_back> maybe i'll find some bukkake to leave for my little brother to find
<SilentDragz> how old are your siblings?
<laid_back> one is 18
<laid_back> two are 16
<laid_back> and one is 11
<SilentDragz>lil bro 11?
<laid_back> i am leaving it for the 16 year old brother, haha no she is a little sister
<SilentDragz> leave it for the little sister then hide near the computer and watch the expression on her face :P
<laid_back> nah i would so get fucking permbanned from the familyComment: #windows dalnet
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#44738 (96/270) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Perplexed> Brit, finish JR High and get back to us
<brittlala> ive finnished jr high. notice how finnished is spelled with 2 ns, ass gobbler |
#51387 (121/345) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Frosty: Maria mentioned that when I was eating her out.
Frosty: I was in there and she was like, "A clit is an unformed penis."
Frosty: I nearly vomited in her vagina. |
#52451 (106/300) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Lo_Pan> i came first and third in the 2005 world masturbation championships |
#52800 (66/180) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
liam: No worries though, toronto is supposed to have the best water filtration program
liam: just like chernobyl was the best nuclear pwer plant
boylizard: heh
liam: or the titanic was the best ship |
#52807 (67/181) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(@K) patches to 1.1
(TurboDttL) I'm a pirate so I use iPatches |
#57865 (103/291) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Thero> The day i suck cock is the day chicken is available in slurpee form. |
#67775 (76/210) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<turtlexiv> do you know of a built-in function to strip out possible extra info from the filename? i need to escape all back slash and forward slashes
<espantoso> back slash, forward slash, escape... sounds like OJ Simpson |
#80277 (175/511) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@nakor> baseball bats remind me of hentai
<@Akamu> ...
<@Akamu> I'm curious on the relation there.
< Syntacs> Once while playing baseball he slid into first (dude, you can keep running, but whatever), and it kind of scraped up his knee, which reminded him of a time as a kid when he idly used an eyedropper to make little suction marks on his legs and the other kids made fun of him the next day, which reminded him of the little suction things on octopus tentacles, and well, the train of thought is obvious from that point. |
#92673 (206/608) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sanguini> I'm pretty sure I didn't just piss on my dog
<Sanguini> Seriously, I just took her out, waited for her to piss, pissed in another direction, and she WALKED AROUND IN FRONT OF ME underneath my urine spray, but I didn't hear it stop hitting the ground, and she feels dry
<Sanguini> Idiot dog |
#285772 (36/92) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Betty!: he's engaged?!?!?
Erik: haha i dont know how serious that is
Erik: its facebook, not real life
Erik: i mean if that was true then i'd suddenly have a lot more lesbian friends |
#298790 (58/156) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Luv_Guru> Those girls are def. Japanese.
<pikapo0> no korean
<Seretonin> so they're just like japanese girls, but they can play starcraftComment: #tr
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#309841 (26/64) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< j0h> Ive been drunk for nearly 2 weeks but jrvc might have a problem.
<@LinearInterpol> j0h: that's called being a system administrator. |
#91398 (173/507) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MonopolyMan> Taft was the last American president to have had facial hair (in this case, a moustache), as of 2007.
*** MonopolyMan sets the channel topic to "BRING BACK THE PRESIDENTIAL MOUSTACHE".
<Legion> lol
<Legion> That's awesome
<Legion> I can't even tell you one fact about Taft
<Legion> Other than what you just said
<MonopolyMan> i only remember he got stuck in the bathtub alot
<MonopolyMan> so they made a really big one
<||bass> i know a fat about taft
<||bass> *fact
<||bass> shit
<||bass> i gave the fact away tooComment: #nobodysworld on deltaanime
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#103222 (166/486) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TheRothschild> I can imagine a woman going to a female prostitute. "ohh yess. Listen to me. Ohhh. Listen more! Liusten more! oooohhh. Empathize!!!!!!!!" |
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