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<monami> hm, these girls sure are fat
<QJ> where where?
<monami> can you look at pictures of fat naked girls wherever you are?
<QJ> yes
<QJ> it's in my contract |
#7074 (98/268) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<gegi> same reason people look down on you if you're into BDSM but prefer the man to be the dom
<Naivete> people look down on that?
<Naivete> why?
<Nicademus> cause the girl is tied to the floor duh
<Nicademus> kinda hard to look up at her |
#7148 (101/277) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<_Rojo_> I want to compile her kernel
<_Rojo_> christ
<_Rojo_> computer-geek foreplay |
#8745 (99/271) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<fraggle> when i typed lesbian i almost typed debian |
#10345 (89/241) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<AceAway> well later bitches of to the hospital
<SForce> that sounds promising
<AceAway> not really spend half my life going to them all part of being stuck in this damn wheelchair
<SForce> unfortunate
<SForce> makes me want to stand up |
#11602 (90/244) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<lawnhorn> i am a tool
<lawnhorn> i fix therefore i am |
#11693 (92/250) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<theastro> my exchange student has cool hair.
<Yogurt> Your exchange student?
<theastro> And he can spin his pen between his fingers with great skill.
<Yogurt> Is he indentured? |
#38914 (59/153) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Hidatoshi> the pizza person FORGOT MY FUCKING PIZZA
<Hidatoshi> he gave me one pizza
<Hidatoshi> and I was like
<Hidatoshi> "Uh where's the other one?"
<Hidatoshi> He looked at the recent and said "Oh shit."
<Hidatoshi> "I'll be right back." |
#41250 (93/253) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(+BarnacleBob): the ipod isn't all that great... i should have looked around and got a cheeper one with same sized hd and a recording feature
(+BarnacleBob): i pods are by far the dominant portable music player in san francisco.... even over regular cd players
(@Zaphod): But on the other hand, gay sex is by far the preffered sexual persuasion in San Fransisco, but that doesn't mean its best for the rest of the planet :)Comment: #ctrlaltdel on irc.afterx.net
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#44332 (60/156) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Ajlax1872: my dick has like this bubble on it, pretty small though...i dunno what to do.
ROFLMFAOCOPTER99: you were the one that got poison ivy on your hand when we went on the hike right?
Ajlax1872: ...
Ajlax1872 signed off at 9:25:31 PM. |
#47237 (74/198) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< twatson> how the fuck are you addicted to effexor
< wkr4k4r> its addictive
< twatson> oh
< twatson> that makes sense |
#52786 (89/241) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BigOne> Hello, and welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.
<BigOne> If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
<BigOne> If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
<BigOne> If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6. |
#38985 (82/226) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BiscuitLynai> 4 days from now is the anniversay of alliyah's death =(
<Gabriel> I remember when she died
<Gabriel> I felt bad masturbating to a dead personComment: #forum-m@irc.freenode.net
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#45577 (114/314) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Thrashmeister> if a piano player is called a pianist, then why isnt a racecar driver called a racist?Comment: #dyo, irc.mediadriven.net
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#13746 (78/211) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Blondebeard> Sumez: Why are you always confusing me with Blood? :)
<Sumez> Blondebeard: Nick completer
<Ben Whatsisname> Blondebeard486 It's called typing "blo" and hitting [tab]
<Ben Whatsisname> Sumez just isn't watching who he's "blo"ing. :) |
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insectouch: oh, i hought the whole cancer thing was just something you made up so you didnt have to go out with me tonight |
#22317 (99/271) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<eidos> INFINITE/2 = middle, DUH |
#30887 (104/288) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* lsq didnt think you could marry a vibrator.
<mossop> you can't dear
<Ama_away> you probably can in sweden |
#32487 (131/365) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tuckt26> Ok, so I am looking at some porn right...
<ZekeMacNeil> what a great way to start a story
<tuckt26> A typical... hot girl at her desk
<LordCrank> and it turned out it was your mom? |
#32550 (140/394) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(+Cloud02 ) heh. im connection to various networks and doing a /whois on Gothic_CatGirl XD
(@iiiik) HEH
(@iiiik) stalker.
(@iiiik) weirdo
(+Cloud02) :D
(@iiiik) tell me when you find her tho |
#161990 (68/178) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<redeyes>The thing about porn is that a) there is a lot of it and b) it isn't going to go away or stop. Do you really need to store a lot of it for archival purposes?
<TTC>It's kinda like getting horny for a girl you used to fuck, and being able to have her nake in front of you instantaneously. And when you're done, she goes the fuck away.
<TTC>Except you never really fucked her and you're probably a serial killer. |
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<Lenny> yeah i know wayt you saying ....i tey stay out of politics too it more depressess me to know there are so many idiots in the world ..... i think we need to start culling the human population
<AnimeMan> But you'd be the first to go |
#233784 (155/439) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<celeste> d00d my room is so fucking cold now i don't even know what i'm going to do when it's actually winter...or even fall...
<celeste> right now i'm wrapped up in a sweatshirt, sweatpants and two blankets with my laptop on my lap and still cold
<ilanbg> wow
<ilanbg> oh yeah, I forgot you're in Boston
<celeste> (insert you talking about how nice the weather is down there and how you're probably sitting in your boxers....)
<ilanbg> I had to turn up the AC a little while ago
<ilanbg> oh lol |
#309073 (28/68) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kyre> thou shalt not lay out thine floating point in any way other than the direction specified by ieee 754Comment: #darkplaces
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#310342 (21/49) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< cbreak> if the C++ committee was lead by Microsoft's Excel team... auto would be called car in the english version of C++. |
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