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#28715 (85/227) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Pioneer> dual screen rox
<Pioneer> vid = TV, Mirc = second monitor, World craft = on main
<TheCommiser> what you really mean is
<TheCommiser> you can watch a different porn film on 3 screens |
#30489 (126/346) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Choco> If someone built me a new computer, I'd love them forever. o_o
<Choco> You know. With all that frolicking through dasies and stuff.
<InsaneKittyKat> in slow motion? |
#32071 (136/376) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* gloone changes topic to 'You act like America wouldn't destroy two buildings in a country that was sponsoring bombs dropped on your children.'
* Ash changes topic to '*** CENSORED ***' |
#212107 (48/126) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Matt: is it bad that I just had the thought "I wonder if I missed my 1337th masturbation"?
Cynic: you've probably missed your 13337th masturbation by now... |
#301361 (140/388) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mike> i'm gonna start voting republican
<Censored_Vagina> no you're not
<mike> because if i can't fix things i'm sure as hell gonna accelerate the decline
<Censored_Vagina> it's one of those things like "I'm just gonna catch my own jizz in my mouth" and then you stop at the last second because you realize that's not a good ideaComment: #raspberryheaven
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#309104 (39/97) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Killswitch> nananananNANANANAN I CAN'T HEAR YOU
<powersurge> Killswitch: is that how batman ignores people? |
#524 (119/326) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<|WizZard|-Sleeping] I'm going to bed now, and you cant stop me from thinking dirty stuff. |
#5404 (86/234) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<JFelix> So they're fags but you still want them to suck your cock? You fag.
<Zoglog> what can I say
<Zoglog> beggers cant be choosers
<JFelix> Okay, you have a point.
<Zoglog> BUT THATS NOT THE POINT |
#7425 (102/277) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<UllerSkewl> metric system is better anyways
<stx-suicidal> werd
<stx-suicidal> inches are gay
<puto> your just mad cause you dont have many of them nick |
#7825 (92/247) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** Now talking in #physics
<Lud> "To enable the plasmatic vortex in the neighbouring regions of an oscillating singularity, we would of course have to override the eternal protonic fields surrounding the various quantized eddies"
<TrixyDLuX> oh - of course |
#8250 (107/291) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Amenace> so your a fifteen year old girl that thinks my wife is hot, hang on while i have a wank |
#8402 (92/248) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jebs> haha i thought the dude on this ad said 'MORE OF THE WORLDS MOST TERRIFYING MULLETS'
<jebs> but he said moments |
#8769 (84/224) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Mat> all chicks are whores, they just charge differently
<Tippytoes> mat do you have a girlfriend?
<Mat> what do you think ;)
<NuTCAsE> i havn't heard him use the word bitch recently
<NuTCAsE> so i'm going with "no" |
#102 (149/417) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Moot> wanna hizack AOL?
<Chrix> i already did, i made it a horrible isp |
#1599 (111/304) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Prae> omg
<Prae> why the fuck do people put copyright notices ont heir shit
<Prae> it takes me long time to remove it :( |
#1836 (97/264) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<McMoo> some gorgeous ladies asked me if i knew where building PHR was today
<McMoo> i should have worked it all smooth style
<McMoo> and told them it was in my pants |
#1912 (86/232) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<D\TOX> I just got an e-mail about setting up a 3some
<D\TOX> MSN WHORES
<vermifuge> DO IT DOUG
<D\TOX> they might wonder where "Steve" is when a 30 year old web developer shows up and says "Let's fuck" |
#3411 (97/263) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<erik> i guess that means oral sex is out of the question then
<grifferz> I dunno, with the stuff I've been coughing up today, your spooge might actually be more pleasant |
#3783 (109/299) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(acidxxx) phone sex isnt expensive
(acidxxx) dial 0 and start talking nasty
(acidxxx) takes them at least 45 seconds before they hang up on you
(acidxxx) "I wanna take you doggie style in this phone booth and rub your head in the chewing gum" |
#3806 (90/243) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** Parts: GiRLiE (~girlie@144.139.91.234)
* Xta-C sets mode: -stupid |
#7519 (85/229) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[Matt]> the only thing about mullholland drive that didn't confuse me entirely was the lesbian sex scenes
<[Matt]> other than that, i was lost |
#7666 (81/217) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Rustblade> I gotta add some new cooling if I'm going to accomodate this new scsi 3 drive
<Rustblade> oh shit
<Rustblade> you know what I realized
<Rustblade> I need a fucking scsi 3 controler
<Rustblade> I didn't think of that |
#7751 (104/284) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<X3M`Dodo> |TazHoliO| : If your parents got divorced, would they still be cousins? |
#14331 (85/229) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[Lyme] My granpa is seriously nuts. When my parents went to visit him for his 60th anniversary thingie, he wore 1 dangly woman's earing and a gilligan hat. |
#16461 (87/235) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Devan> I got a 75 dollar check today for no reason!
<Devan> What can I buy with 75 dollars?!
<Devan> Guys?
<Vesp> A shitty blowjob or a fantastic handjob |
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