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#150312 (570/760) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Amul Muzz said:
Why do I get the feeling that this is really a mob, just waiting for someone to say something they do not agree with?
chrismjr said:
That's the best description for the internet I've ever heard |
#306570 (154/202) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dd7> i once had a virus that didn't do anything but move icons back to the spot i dragged them from
<dd7> it was terrible
<dd7> i think i'd much rather deal with a stolen credit card than not being able to organize my fucking desktop |
#303402 (278/366) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
LG: My bro left his phone at my house last night
LG: so... I just tried to call him to tell him
LG: I tried to call his cell with mine. when his was in MY OTHER HAND
BadSpoon: did you answer?
LG: no.
LG: I'm pretty retarded.
LG: But I have a little dignity. |
#303057 (214/280) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<feem> what are all these letters and numbers on my screen
<MFZ> feem: That is called "text". Some have the ability to "read". |
#69176 (431/571) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CinamonGirl> Fuck my ass hurts
<CinamonGirl> Err, there should be a comma in there. O.o
*** arsebandit perks up
*** arsebandit is now known as hurts |
#55511 (409/543) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<filminfo> the only time you can be excited about diarrhea is during scrabble
<filminfo> because it's worth a shitload of points |
#16779 (408/542) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kevyn> So if black guys like white girls, and white guys like asian girls... what do the asian guys like?
<etoilet> hentai |
#31882 (393/521) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[c-rOCK] so emme baby
[c-rOCK] panty color?
[emme] boxers
[emme] witha penis in them by the way |
#31547 (594/792) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DimaV> WHO KICKED?
<SteveB> me :)
<DimaV> dude
<DimaV> my parents were in the room
<SteveB> so what?
<DimaV> and i had bukkake pics behind this window
<DimaV> when u kicked, this window closed for 5 sec and bukkake pics were out for everyone in the room to see. |
#31531 (458/610) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[J|F]> It's freaky when porn has good stereo sound, it feels like I forgot to turn off my speakers and everyone can hear.
<[J|F]> oh shit. |
#29879 (402/532) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Javin> God I need to do laundry.
<Javin> At this point, the underwear I wear are the first ones I'm able to catch.
<Doh_> catch?
<Doh_> you mean there mOVING?
<Javin> Not as fast as the socks, but yes.
<Doh_> heh |
#22756 (337/447) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<LarsC> i'm a fuckign ninja.
<exii> Dude, you're not a ninja.
<DJTodd> A fucking Ninja?
<LarsC> yeah. i fuck you, and you don't even know I was there.
<Dayv> I heard your girlfriends have that problem. |
#25228 (356/472) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Scofco> I neeeeed to gain weight
<Scofco> speaking of which, gonna go make dinner
* Scofco is away: making lasagna L:on, P:on
*** Scofco is now known as Scofco-away
*** Scofco-away is now known as Scofco
* Scofco is back from making lasagna. Awaytime 1min 14secs.
<Scofco> so much for that plan
<Jason> Wow, that was quick.
<Scofco> opened the freezer and saw some ice cream
<Idioteq> MASTER CHEF |
#296542 (193/255) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Trinexx> my girlfriend logged into my WoW account and setup a fucking parental control lock
<+Trinexx> so now I can't play while she's at work
<+Trinexx> *rages* |
#299404 (390/520) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RadRac> what is wrong with my life!
<RadRac> My boyfriend found my bra in the bag he brought to football practice
<RadRac> and the coach of the varsity is now wearing it as a hat |
#309307 (205/269) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< BaKamann> my cabbage is 4 gigaleaf but it still can't run linux
< BaKamann> i don't want to pay the extra fee to upgrade to lettuce
< BaKamann> this is how i see all your techy talks |
#294937 (582/778) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* nobu^ (*@*.*) Quit (Quit: When two people dream the same dream, it ceases to be an illusion.)
<j3_optrix> When two people dream the same dream, it's a pointer error. |
#283509 (396/526) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<paul> yea, the secured areas have additional security
<paul> I mean realistically as I say to people you can just go through the drywall with a claw hammer in about 5 minutes
<paul> if that
<paul> or as I call it, the "koolaid man" attack
<paul> bonus points for screaming "OH YEA!" when busting through |
#300893 (429/571) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Orion: The internet is mostly cat pictures these days. I remember the good old days when the internet was conspiracy theorists, porn, and DOOM WAD files. |
#213280 (556/742) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Me: we finally got Rock Band
Paul: then why are you talking to me?
Me: my pinky is sore
Paul: heh heh...out of context FTW
Me: and my wife hurt her throat on Bon Jovi |
#303922 (265/349) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Nyvelion> Check this out, I finally made a cool script that bans anyone who mentions loli around here.
=-= Mode #amarriner.com +b Nyvelion!*jm@c-160-110.hsd1.fl.comcast.net by Nyvelion
=-= Nyvelion was booted from #amarriner.com by Nyvelion (Auto-Ban. No Stupid loli talk here.) |
#4265 (1578/2131) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Deffy> Christ is so cool. He's born, I get presents. He dies, I get candy. |
#79876 (635/851) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<forestcre> girls don't have colons or farts or poos
<winry> of course they dont
<winry> we never do that
<forestcre> that's why girls are full of shitComment: ...got me a kickban.
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#56484 (383/511) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ShakespeareFan00> Is there a list of known troublemakers somewhere?
<ShakespeareFan00> So that the relative newbies like myself can avoid them...
<zocky> ShakespeareFan00, if you're using a standard IRC client, there's a list on your right.Comment: #wikipedia
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#67259 (457/611) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Evenflow> gotta go clean up now, got a redhead coming tonight who likes to be told what to do ;)
<Ueda> tell her to clean up |
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