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<Journey> I get, from the reactions of the world to our policies, that it doesn't matter what the hell we do--we're always the bad guy. So fuck everybody else.
<RedFox> You've been a chanop before, haven't you? |
#11263 (100/268) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CABAL> you're the fat one
<CABAL> like hell gravity would let you jump |
#13583 (120/329) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SinclairC> Anyone been to Taco Bell lately?
<Piccolo> No. I hate mexican. :]
<SinclairC> Taco Bell isn't Mexican, it's Taco Bell
<Piccolo> No. I hate Taco Bell. :]
<SinclairC> Taco Bell isn't Taco Bell, it's hamburgers
<Piccolo> No. I hate Hamburgers. :] Cheeseburgers are a different matter.
<SinclairC> Taco Bell isn't hamburgers, it's Dragonball Z
<Piccolo> Damm you |
#18386 (96/256) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Nate`> i am a l33t script0r
<DaveMan|l33t> you do realize that autorejoin is a checkbox in mirc, right?
<Nate`> its is
<Nate`> damnit all |
#19460 (94/251) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Arcadian> and I kinda like the whole 'not having to scrub my urethra with a feminine towelette' thing, too.
<Kandalor> Some guys are into that sort of thing.
<Avie_work> I'm almost scared to take part in this particular conversation. |
#28809 (98/262) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<danamania> I feel like such a nerd. I was watching a discovery channel documentary with hitler in it, and they're all up there doing the marching and the saluting and I thought they were chanting "seg fault... seg fault" |
#36881 (81/217) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Recon) but anyways... hows the weather?
(Jeterfan) ummm
 (Jeterfan) rainy?
 (Jeterfan) I don't know
 (Jeterfan) I live in a cave
 (Recon) with Bin Laden?
 (Jeterfan) LIES!
 (Recon) lol
 (Recon) yea, I bet!
 (Jeterfan) I would have turned his ass in a long time ago... but he pays for pizzaComment: XD
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#37995 (83/217) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Public> Hyacinth says, "Did Fleur done you wrong again, Pyro? =((("
<Public> Sir_Pyro says, "yeah, I guess you could say that Hya. She's no vagina, she just does not eat meat."
<Public> Sir_Pyro says, "Stupid spell cheker"
<Public> dr.e0r says, "ahahahahah"
<Public> Hyacinth says, "HEH"
<Public> Hyacinth says, "OH MAN OH MAN"
<Public> Sir_Pyro says, "*vegan"
<Public> dr.cello_laco says, "man"
<Public> dr.cello_laco says, "I actually laughed out loud at that one"
<Public> Hyacinth says, "That was like the spellchecker replacement goof of the century."Comment: From 8bitmush (http://8bit.memoryleak.org/)
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#46286 (52/132) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<hAz3L`02> so did it work out, remaking the company site with your internal web site builder
<wnuts> well...
<hAz3L`02> i guess like a standards geek you hated to use tables for the layout again
<wnuts> dude... it's fine. It's a nice experience, once I stopped having recurring thoughts in the lines of "well I'd rather type HTML code manually with my nose while being ass-raped with a spinning drill machine".. Now I'm on Prozac though and it's fine. Nested tables are nice. |
#57727 (111/295) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Grendel> I just got handed to torch of OH&S rep for the branch
<Grendel> Under humourous circumstances
<Grendel> I cut myself on a de-burring machine, yelled "FUCK" and got myself a bandaid
<Grendel> Our OH&S guy Damo said "You know where the bandaids are? Maybe you should be the rep instead of me" |
#57882 (122/330) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Lews> If my CPU has fused to the heatsink, is there a way to separate the two without damaging either? |
#141808 (163/449) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Quantas: I'm waiting for my mom to roll it.
Alt: There is nothing about that sentence that isn't fucking hilarious.
Quantas: LOL I know
Quantas: but it's true
Quantas: I can't roll
[30 Minutes Later]
Quantas: I just toked. With my mom.
Alt: Yeah, again, there's several things wrong with this concept.
Quantas: It's canada, eh? |
#197639 (159/439) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Flibberdy> what are the requirements in the US for a place to be classed as a city?
<Kefga_X> crime
<nsh> organised prositution
<NQM> They use the Giger scale. |
#214675 (107/287) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Excremento> how goes the login screens going man?
<n00bMeiSter> oh, you didn't hear, did you?
<n00bMeiSter> my laptop died on tuesday night while i was out
<n00bMeiSter> it was a peaceful death, it went silently in its' powersave mode |
#302252 (279/791) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Goose> Say alpha-Kenny-body out loud.
<Demii> GENIUS. |
#302982 (18/40) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
-!- dastoob [~dastoob@...] has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
< shortcircuit> dastoob is about to get a lot smarter; I just retrieved the missing parts of his memory a few minutes ago. He's coming back up.
< shortcircuit> Oh, wow. His resident memory is up to 943M and still climbing.
-!- dastoob [~dastoob@...] has joined #grlug
< brousch> dastoob die
< shortcircuit> Stabilized at 1000M virt, 972M resident.
< dastoob> haz like.. 13 f utah..
< shortcircuit> I'm sorry, did I say 'smarter'? O.o
< brousch> he is smarter! now he uses leetspeak!
* shortcircuit wonders if he can purge parts of the data set.
< shortcircuit> Yeah, looks like I can.
-!- dastoob [~dastoob@...] has quit [Remote host closed the connection]
-!- dastoob [~dastoob@...] has joined #grlug
< shortcircuit> dastoob: Feeling smarter?
< dastoob> am reading the Wealth of Nations.. It's quiet?..
< shortcircuit> I think that's a Yes. |
#298767 (48/120) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<aaron> you know, they once asked Snoop Dogg why he always walked around with an umbrella and he replied "fo drizzle"
<robink> aaron: Interesting.
<aaron> you don't get it, do you?
<pthree> no we all got it
<robink> aaron: It's a play on 'fo shizzle', meaning for sure. Instead, he said 'fo drizzle', meaning 'because of the rain'.
<pthree> but we'd prefer if you dropped us off for school a block away |
#300059 (96/258) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Warchamp7> I have a PSD in graphics design |
#308441 (55/139) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< Botje> daemon: the sooner we can kill off ftp the better
< daemon> Botje, what do you think for its replacement? scp
< spider-mario> webdav?
< Botje> sftp
< Botje> or the clown.
< apeiron> clown?
< Botje> cloud
< Botje> i mentally replace one by the other, makes marketingspeak a lot more interesting :] |
#15434 (120/326) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<juji> but i'd have to learn japanese to play half of its games :)
<z2-Fool> you don't speak japanese?
<z2-Fool> and you're a slope?
<z2-Fool> :)
<juji> :(
<juji> i'd cry
<juji> but i cant fit tears through my chinky eyeslits |
#16543 (135/379) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Pest> i was talking to a gurl at school
<Pest> her name was nicole
<Koen> heh :)
<Pest> she was like how are you doing today
<Pest> i went
<Pest> well im alright..but id be better if someone named nicole was slobbing my knob
<Koen> rofl
<Koen> :(
<Pest> she smacked me
<Pest> :/ |
#16737 (90/240) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Joelz> How good is it, when you've badly gotta take a leak....but you can't be stuffed getting up, but there is an empty coke bottle next to you and....nevermind.
<Bigchris> what happens if you have to chuck a shit?
<Joelz> That's what shoes are for. |
#19835 (97/259) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Rodent> Psi has the evil Cthulu-hello Kitty.
<Discokid> I love that Icon
<Psilynx> Hello Cthulhu
<Rodent> Red has the Wh40k hello kitty.
<Rodent> I have the U SuX hello kitty.
<Rodent> I see a trend.
<Rodent> And it's evil.
<Rodent> It's... Hello Kitty.
<Discokid> yay for evil!
* Rodent Bahahahhahaa's
<Technogeek> IN THE GRIM FUTURE OF HELLO KITTY THERE IS ONLY WAR |
#22377 (118/321) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Tifffany> do ppl in this room talk
<Adam^> sometimes
<Adam^> mostly we just masturbate into a bucket and make the newbies drink it |
#29504 (92/246) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<splice> davis took a swing at arnold's accent, said the governor should be able to pronounce "california" correctly.. guess he forgot about the population completely |
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