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#1556 (123/335) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Patilla> hacking is cool
<@Patilla> i saw it done once in a movie |
#1729 (111/297) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<blinkchik> can i become a bot and how?? |
#2175 (116/316) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<boozie> during my nap i farted underneath the blanket and i almost killld myself |
#3371 (108/293) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<josho> A FUCKING GAY CLUB
<josho> HOMOS WILL TOUCH MY FUCKING FLYER
<josho> this is a NIGHTMARE
<josho> where's my time-release cyanide capsule of death
<Guilty> Now josh, you arent gay from homo's touching a flyer you made
<Guilty> Unless said flyer is a picture of your dick
<Guilty> Which knowing you, it might be |
#4276 (94/252) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<R0SC0E> i think [shaolin soccer] was about to be released same weekend as Resident Evil
<R0SC0E> but they pushed it back to not be in competition
<mightyflo> zombie soccer!
<mightyflo> you could put the shaolin soccer guys up against a bunch of zombies
<mightyflo> they could do like bullet kicks and blow their heads off and stuff
<nitrifik_> no, zombies against zombies
<nitrifik_> slowest soccer game ever |
#4871 (103/278) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<reuben> my dad claims that he got his first piece of ass from a cow.
<reuben> i had a great upbringing |
#5462 (95/255) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sinner_> i know someone who fucked a turkey once
<gjvc> i wake up early
<gjvc> check my email
<Murex> i dont see how i could actually fit my average cock into a chicken
<Sinner_> he was mad at his family
<gjvc> and see this shit
<Sinner_> and he fucked the thanksgiving turkey
<lazydog> bhahah
<gjvc> ahahahaha
<Murex> hahhahaa
<gjvc> lord |
#5531 (69/181) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Anton> my unhairy mates have better luck than me with women
<Spooky> shitty
<Spooky> I figure keep your spirits up and standards low |
#6180 (106/286) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<effAce> man that one stank
<mgriffin> No manual entry for that
<mgriffin> No manual entry for one
<mgriffin> No manual entry for stank |
#6918 (86/229) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<aer> I don't like pamela anderson type breasts
<xf> Their remote controls are annoying and not well documented. |
#7748 (98/264) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< nutbar> [root@linux!/usr/src/bind] grep "{" named.conf.newer | wc -l
< nutbar> 19314
< nutbar> [root@linux!/usr/src/bind] grep "}" named.conf.newer | wc -l
< nutbar> 19313
< nutbar> [root@linux!/usr/src/bind]
< nutbar> great
* nutbar fumes
< nutbar> one fucking missing } |
#8487 (83/221) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<cactoid> pr0n is critical internet infrastructure
<cactoid> if pron wasn't flowing freely, ISPs wouldn't need to upgrade their gear and networking vendors would go out of business |
#10468 (115/313) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Seros_work`> :| <--- this is my interested face
<Ithaqua> 8=====D <--- This is my penis. Suck it.
<deVoca_work> life-size |
#34187 (96/258) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<gorF> cool, I get viruses sent to my email as well as porn now
<Genki> heh
<gorF> what more could you want
<gorF> ...apart from actual messages
<SirLuke-X> Well, one of them is good.
<MadRhetoric> Porn an virii?
<MadRhetoric> A lethal mix.
<gorF> yeah, its like an electronic prostituteComment: #zebeth dreamIRC
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#41666 (93/247) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<FennecFoxen> Anyone know what "ê²½ì˜Â컨설ÃŒ…ì—  ê´€Ã•œ 모ë“ 것" means?
<Luigi30> It means: half of an umlauted e squared, I have an accent and a box, asterisk. the asterisk means the box is also accented forward, according to a quote. my accent also has a box or two, but the backward accent has boxes too. my umlaut is abbreviated so it can fit into a box with my other accent. my double E size superscripted battery came with an quote and an E packaged in a box. spaced between is an e-hat squared with a quote-unquote "box"
<Luigi30> *pant, pant*Comment: #wikipedia
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#51033 (106/290) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SharpShooter> else if( $A['type'] ']']']']']== ']']']']']==']']']']==']']']==']']==']=='poll' ) <--- anything wrong with that line?
<@Gordon> Ya, I get kinda dizzy when I try to read it
<@Working> what the fuck. |
#56643 (151/415) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<b0b> fucking hell dude
<b0b> i hate when the salsa in the jar gets low
<b0b> and I try to get it out with a chip and it gets all of my fingers
<b0b> and i just end up crying myself to sleep with my fingers covered in salsa |
#33330 (124/340) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@oblique> fun fact: spanish barbarians used their own urine to clean their teeth
<cardcheat> fun fact: so does oblique |
#34514 (146/404) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* ViVa plays with his privates
<ViVa> i bought them this afternoon, in my local g.i. joe shop :P |
#44284 (100/270) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<rhyswynne> can you overclock a vibrator? |
#52767 (71/187) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
anotherpadawan42: I just upgraded my web hosting and now have 408 megs of free space
QreepyBORIS: Ooooh
anotherpadawan42: Dude I nearly jacked off looking at the free space pie graph. |
#13362 (90/242) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kitster17m> i don't quote meaningless blabs
<RainDown> <Kitster17m> " You are a stupid bitch ,
<RainDown> <Kitster17m> and i hate you "
<RainDown> thanks for being oh-so-meaningful
<Kitster17m> that's not meaningless, that's very deep
<Kitster17m> it's an introspective criticism concerning one's relations with another, and the social awareness of the prostitution institute
<RainDown> Screw you |
#17085 (90/242) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<StarlinVF> My mom watched me play Tribes2
<StarlinVF> she thinks I should go into the FBI |
#25602 (94/256) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<LilGCube740-> im not an idiot i just dont like things that are too comlicated |
#26389 (93/251) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Laurie) My ports are gettin more action than I am today. |
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