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#3053 (92/244) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Boba> You know who should get in the NBA? Mini-Me.
<collusion> yeah, and he should play center right?
<Boba> No...he's obviously a power forward. Are you sure you watch basketball? |
#3580 (95/252) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Slant> Easy way to figure out which episodes Slant likes:
<Slant> for x in StarTrek.Episodes[]
<Slant> if (x.liked_by_everyone)
<Slant> Slant.hates_episode[x] = TRUE;
<Slant> else
<Slant> Slant.likes_episode[x] = FALSE;
<Slant> no wait.
<mightyflo> hahahahahahahaha
<Slant> Slant.hates_episode[x] = FALSE;
<animegoth> lol
<FutabaAoi> so you hate all of tng!
<mightyflo> it's funny when you can debug someone's real life code |
#3999 (91/245) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Veers> Welcome to insomnia, Tony. Even Masturbation won't work right. |
#4882 (102/272) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<l0wkey> i am in a jam...it is my old roommates 21st birthday tonight, no school tomorrow, a few movies i want to see, Simpsons and X-Files...what to do?
<l0wkey> I KNOW...STAY ON IRC |
#7145 (116/311) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<megaHAL> CHESS IS A FUN SPORT, WHEN PLAYED WITH SHOT GUNS. |
#9092 (104/278) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Cassius> erm
<Cassius> why does the gurl in final fantasy look so much more real than the others?
<JtHMx> so you can fap over her
<bleetz> cause then she'll make little boys more aroused.
<bleetz> and they'll buy the game
<bleetz> or.. much better put.. by jt..
* JtHMx bows |
#9545 (99/263) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<InSaNe-CON> how do u put irc always on top ?
<@arc|hw> ctrl alt del twice
*** InSaNe-CON (diamond81_@vdsl-130-13-138-107.phnx.uswest.net) Quit (Ping timeout )
*** InSaNe-CON (diamond81_@vdsl-130-13-138-107.phnx.uswest.net) has joined #r
<InSaNe-CON> umm alt cntrl delete restarted my computer
<@arc|hw> you must have pressed something wrong |
#11004 (91/241) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<blue-elf> IRC Weather: Partly laggy with an 80% chance of netsplits.Expect some afternoon smurf attacks coupled with windbags from the east. |
#11428 (118/318) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<antix> i have a poem
<Lulu> share
<antix> its call "an irc life"
<antix> my bandwidth
<antix> i lag... i lag
<antix> i die....
<antix> the end
<fluxz0r> that was so touching |
#224 (147/403) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[deft-:deft@98A9C369.ipt.aol.com] at least i don't go on aol |
#325 (139/381) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** Signoff: meredith- (Random number generation is too important to be left to chance) |
#1566 (96/256) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Chis_> this problem calls for a trip to #math |
#2404 (94/250) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BlackDeth> did you know i'm sitting on my toilet right now
<BlackDeth> taking a crap
<myhero> :L
<BlackDeth> i have been this whole conversation
<BlackDeth> brb wiping
*** myhero changes topic to '<BlackDeth> brb wiping'
<SD-Washu> erm k thats just wrong
<SD-Washu> you're not supposed to irc or call ppl from teh fucking bathroom
<SD-Washu> i dont fucking care if you are joking
<ryo-ohki> I do it all the time. :/
<BlackDeth> i'm back on the couch
<BlackDeth> i dont talk to people on the phone when i'm on the toilet
<BlackDeth> because they can hear the gruesome details |
#2483 (82/216) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jason> life is like a rental car, you fuck it up, and give it back. |
#3286 (101/270) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** Quits: MediArc (i am the lover in your bed)
<roded> i'm going to bed |
#3500 (108/290) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<bdi> if you lookin' for sympathy, you better look between R and T in the fucking dictionary |
#3711 (116/311) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ckjesus2k> Jews are so...Jewish
<pyristorm> HEY, no insults on this channel! |
#4033 (104/279) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<prence> you masturbate too much if your mom has to snap your tube sock over her knee to get it in the washer |
#5597 (117/317) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Elfin> lkmwclldsldldldldldld,e,e,e,e,e,,e,e,e,e,e,,e,e,e,e,e,,e,e,e,e,e,e
,e,e,e,,,,eee ,e,olwowowoowolsalslslsllslslslslslslllsllsllsllslls lsls
<Elfin> That was me playing keyboard drums.
<memo> Rock on.
<Elfin> You know it. |
#5774 (111/300) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<p> sux when u have a problem so u eat a cup of pudding and then u still
have problem |
#6461 (92/248) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Flik> my friend gave up masturbation for lent, and lost in an hour |
#6558 (102/272) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<zhixel> I'm starting to think I drive too fast.
<felix> nothing wrong with 80mhz.
<felix> unless a highway patrol officer tells you otherwise.
<felix> like one did to me today.
<zhixel> I'm sorry felix, my car isn't a 486.
<barkode> got a ticket?
<felix> i got a speeding ticket going work
<barkode> "sorry officer, i had my soda on the turbo button"
<felix> zhixel: fuck off. 80mph, too |
#8315 (93/247) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Offline> i still cant bleave people dont know what a fudgepacker is
<Log> I do, Zack
<Log> my friend's fiancee is a fudgepacker :o
<`Zerp> they work at candy factoryies right log
<Log> HE PACKS FUDGE AT THE COLORADO FUDGE THINGY
* Offline pounds his head on his desk |
#8857 (100/268) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<aqela> YES!
ùíù mode/#mandrake [+v nomercy] by level
<aqela> my linux came
<aqela> yes!
<[Mosher]> did yah get any on you ? |
#9038 (94/250) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
ilsa: well i suppose calculus isn't rocket science and some people can't do that...
MistrE: calc is nearly rocket science
CuriosCat can do rocket science
CuriosCat: it's easier than calculuc
CuriosCat: caalculus |
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