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#38636 (105/283) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MAD> "Linux turns 13 today"
<bassgoon> dude, lets try to coerce it in to meeting us so we can have sex with it
<MAD> agreed
<MAD> you get sloppy seconds though |
#43753 (91/243) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MumblyJoe> minor skin grafts can be performed on pigs using strips of bacon |
#44535 (62/158) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tamara> o meed sp,e ficlomg cpffee/
<tamara> homerow. homerow.
<tamara> i need some fucking coffee. |
#52841 (80/208) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< orange9> gentoo?
< ScooterTi> bless you |
#53174 (116/310) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<nsasch> I don't do sports. I fly.
<lucas> i do that too
<nsasch> airplanes?
<lucas> LSDComment: irc.vaccus.com / #main
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#34358 (139/377) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* NeoMatrix goes outside to hump an oak tree
<Shavnir> Thanks for the bash quote Neo
<NeoMatrix> Sure thing, anytime.
<Cally> thats only a 11 year old oak neo, thats statutory tree rape
<NeoMatrix> The younger, the better.
<NeoMatrix> It hurts like hell when I hit a knot... :/ |
#35070 (149/407) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<splice> this conversation is like teaching retards to do calculus |
#37983 (79/207) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[steven] where were you
[Mediator] first time I played doom it gave me a 3 hour seazure
[Mediator] I've been in the hospitle |
#39734 (90/238) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dave> noooo mash has been canceled
<Omni> MASH ended in 1983.
<Omni> It's been canceled for 21 years.
<Mech> Now THATS lag time! |
#49631 (106/284) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<insaneidiot> does ripping a dvd cause any phyiscal damage to the dvd?
<insaneidiot> ex. scratching
<Eric> ...Comment: irc.halomessenger.org #HM
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#61958 (128/346) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< shad0w1e> hmm sleepydog, you said that reiserfs would only be faster in some "extreme" situations
< shad0w1e> would you consider KDE booting up to be an extreme situation? |
#13267 (106/284) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Mithrandir> http://www.geekissues.org/quotes/?12572
- did you know that it is anatomically impossible to lick your elbow...and 75% of the people who hear that actually try to lick their elbow?
<SirPrux> already read that
<SirPrux> it's not funny
<Mithrandir> did you try?
<SirPrux> Yeah |
#15747 (90/238) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<LoverMan> Yeah, I remember when my boss' wife had computer problems...she
asked me to go over and help fix it, she wasn't seeing anything on the
screen and has rebooted, checked the connections, etc...so I go over there
<LoverMan> And the monitor wasn't turned on. Her excuse? "Oh, I never turn
it off so I didn't think to check that." |
#16204 (119/320) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jamez5> {{ £åügHîñg Øüt £öüÐ }}
*** jamez5 was kicked by guard (-< Auto kick, three strikes and you'r out. >-)
*** jamez5 has joined #****
<lilskater3> wtf?
* jamez5 kick this damn excursion script non stop in the balls
<Jp2`> it kicks on characters like that
<doktersteve> oh
<jamez5> anyone know how i get that disabled?
<lilskater3> nope
<Jp2`> in the kiddie script options, uncheck gay. |
#16760 (139/378) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<theTrick> Canada volunteered 10 Battleships, 4 Jet Fighters, and 200 Soldiers to the U.S. anti-terrorism cause, after the exchange rate, that came up to 4 canoes, 2 flying squirrels and 3 canadian mounties |
#17291 (139/377) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Isajeep> in fotr when gandalf first goes to see that other gay wizard what does he first say to him?
<NickBlasta> stfu noob
<Setzer> stfu noob
<CRC> he says: "sup dawg, i r g4nd4lf da gr3y!"
<CRC> we should get the script to LOTR and make it l33t
<DC4ever> CRC - and then add subtitles to the avi of it, and rename it "L0rd of teh r1ngz0rs!"
<CRC> legolas: chex0r this out! *stabs orc in eye with arrow* LOL! di3 f00l! *shoots another orc with arrow* pwned!
<[H]Slacker> divx?
<NickBlasta> orc: CHEATER CHEATER WALLHACK!!1
<CRC> (when pippin/merry/whichever the fuck knocks the armor down the well) Gandalf: omg, noob! |
#21411 (111/297) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dr_Ian> WHY ARE ALL AUSTRALIANS OBSESSED WITH THE APOCALYPSE?!
<ShinAkuma> i dont know?
<Bu||et> Kola says its because Kangaroo's smoke shoes
<Dr_Ian> I think its because australia would look exactly the same if a nuke it hit it |
#28302 (91/241) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Talaysen> ...I used to get an erection watching the My Little Pony movie. I didn't know what it was but I kind of liked the feeling. |
#31756 (97/257) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* DigDug has joined #ramen
<Morris> You get the ankles, and I'll get the wrists...
<DigDug> ack! |
#247324 (197/545) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<onslaught86> Oh man.
<onslaught86> I just saw a cat get hit by a car.
<onslaught86> Most uncool.
<Sharkdog> :(
<Sharkdog> I love cats.
<onslaught86> They didn't stop.
<onslaught86> Jerkoffs.
<onslaught86> I went door knocking to see if it was anyone's cat, no-one knew.
<onslaught86> One guy said he'd call the ranger to have the poor cat taken away.
<Sharkdog> I hope you did that subtly.
<Sharkdog> "Hi ma'm is that, perhaps, your dead cat there run over in the middle of the road?"
<onslaught86> Oh god.
<onslaught86> Sharky, you have made my brain think very nasty things.
<onslaught86> "Oh hai! ^_^ I gots runned overs. :(" |
#304645 (50/126) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<PhoneBizarre> Atheist motherfuckah in the hizzouse REPRESENT!
<Reyendo> < atheist 2
<PhoneBizarre> PREACH IT MAH BROTHA
<PhoneBizarre> RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW!
<Reyendo> AMEN, BROTHER!
<Reyendo> LET US SING PRAISES TO THE
<Reyendo> FUCK |
#304836 (30/68) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BlueVortex> Why doesn't bread respawn when you eat it?
<Advocate> Mine does. You're probably doing it wrong. |
#310192 (22/52) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<coppro> elliott: actually, it's worse right now, I'm in the USA
<coppro> where the solution to counterfeiting problems is "add more ink"
<coppro> eventually all US bills will just be solid green |
#852 (118/318) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<doraemon`> one of my best friends sells herself for 150 bucks a trick
<doraemon`> she rules |
#861 (114/305) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<rob`> <Satanic0> vai toma no cu filha da puta
<rob`> _________________________________________
<rob`> I'M GETTING HACKED FROM BRASIL
<rob`> HELP ME |
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