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#19200 (91/236) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<etiolate> i am a lil loose tonight
<etiolate> I had a brass monkey
<etiolate> which is rum, vodka, and OJ
<IQpierce> they should call it a White Bronco
<IQpierce> because all three of those things were probably in that car |
#25373 (117/311) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Amanda`) I think random orgasms would get old after a while |
#31763 (93/243) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Rumpelteazer> have you ever drunk hand cream
<Rumpelteazer> I don't feel at all well
<Rumpelteazer> the original bottle broke, and all I had handy was my old coffee cup.
<Rumpelteazer> the bottle broke when I tripped over an old ps2 controller my husband had attatched to my computer for unknown reasons
<Rumpelteazer> and I returned to my desk with a big cup of coffee.
<Rumpelteazer> and I mixed the two cups up. |
#14093 (94/248) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Shandz> i just got an electric shock off the phone
<Quicksilver> static or live?
<Shandz> I dunno, think live
<Shandz> cos when i stuck my hand in again it shocked me again
*** Shandz is now known as Shandz|phone |
#14301 (78/203) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<McMoo> i need to start making a list of crap i need to buy for my new place
<timmo> 1) food
<var-> 3 gallons vaseline, subscriptoin to hustler, 100 cases of ramen
<timmo> hah
<kisama> heh
<kisama> vaseline isn't even that great
<kisama> fuck that pussy shit
<kisama> you need astroglide
<kisama> and a set of japanese wack mittens
<kisama> let me link you
<kisama> http://www.jlist.com/cgi-bin/disp.cgi?img=http://images.jlist.com/c2/jr6992.jpg& x=573&y=500
<kisama> One of the tools used by soap girls is a rubber "magical mitten" which works with soap as lubricant for a great feel. This is a super soft rubber sheet that is held in the hand and used to clean anything you might want to clean.
<var-> haha
<timmo> you scare me snow
<kisama> just trying to ensure a soapland experience in the privacy of your own home. |
#15493 (139/375) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tak> if i move to canada ill be so rich
<tak> cause your money sucks
<disco-stu> yep
<disco-stu> but at least our country doesnt!
<tak> haha
<Ped> haha
<vivid> haha
<aj> haha
<blakangel> haha |
#15655 (116/310) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Mystery> singapore is nice
<_eight> pussy is so cheap there.
<Mystery> there aren't any hookers in singapore
<Mystery> you have to cross the border to malaysia for htat
<_eight> mystery, you just been hanging out in the wrong singaporean cemeteries. |
#16121 (93/245) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<zamros> when i was seven i saw a car get run over by another car
<zamros> my first accident witnessing
<zamros> and/or moster truck rally |
#27164 (95/251) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sephy> I was sitting at dinner with my mom
<Sephy> And she stuck her tongueout at me
<Sephy> So I told her, I know many places she could stick that
<Blu3> How many of them were on you?
<Sephy> only 2
<Sephy> waite.... |
#28929 (101/267) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Fufie> I'm looking forward to Cage as superman
<blue09> nicky cage as superman? int'resting
<muscle> I'd like Rowan Atkinson as Superman |
#32162 (124/332) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(+Shady) im 90kb
(+Shady) kg*
(+Shady) oh godComment: from the irc.msgplus.net server, on #msgplus
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#69 (157/428) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<spleenex> EQ is like a 3D AOL chatroom with monsters :/ |
#875 (117/313) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dr_DOS> a typhoon smashed into hong kong
<Dr_DOS> wiping out 1.5% of their pirated goods
<Dr_DOS> a total profit of $300,000 for US companies alone |
#902 (107/285) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
psxfaQ: <-- eating spam
e l i t e m r p: id do that but it wastes too much printer paper |
#2812 (109/290) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<shervin> Am I the only one that thinks Leela, the girl on Futurama, would be really hot if she had 2 eyes?
<shervin> i'd bone her if she wore sunglasses |
#2887 (85/226) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<McMoo> those presents are wrapped like motherfuckers.
<McMoo> like very thoroughly wrapped motherfuckers. |
#3432 (89/234) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<grifferz> I love vim so much
<grifferz> pets can die, women will fuck you over
<grifferz> but vim's love is pure
* ben moves away
<grifferz> vim is truly a man's best friend
* IZS calls for the men in white coats |
#4644 (103/273) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Byn> What's the difference between cows and the guys on this floor?
<Byn> The cows don't jack off in our showers. |
#6762 (100/264) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Elementl1> In all seriousness, I am currently looking for some warez at the moment.
<Elementl1> I would like a Vigilante 8 ROM for the Nintendo 64.
<Mulet> I'm usually not here this early. do we have an AOL hour? |
#7017 (87/228) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ac3d> i guess this isn't TOO bad..i mean it could be worse...
<Ac3d> I only have to re-install my modem everytime i want to get on the net |
#7496 (123/333) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Aura> oh my god
<Aura> i just passed one of thos adult diaper commercials
<Aura> they are trying to make it look sexy
<Aura> they showed this sexy leg with polished nails
<Aura> going into a diaper
<SkyCriesX> thats canada for you |
#8080 (101/267) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<z_evil1> what would be the good of a 3m dong? apart from the fact that you could only use the tip of it, not even that if it was in proportion, it would be reeeeal easy to get damaged, you'd have lag problems with sensations along it's length, and it would make you pass out upon erection :P
<z_evil1> mind you, you might be able to hang yourself with a 3m dong
<z_evil1> imagine that for a front page headline
<Bug> tie it round.. get an erection.. it'll do all the work..
<z_evil1> "IRC addicted freak hangs self with genitals" |
#9346 (106/281) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<bob> you're like "i want something that uses gtk :(" and redhat's like "YOU MUST NOW INSTALL GNOME-CORE; GNOME-TOYS; GNOME-QUAKE; GNOME-PRETTY-CAT-THAT-DANCES-ON-YOUR-WINDOWZ"
<bob> "Press Space Bar to install 1986 Space Shuttle Schematics"
<bob> "Or Enter to install HAM RADIO to RealPlayer signal converter"
<bob> "Or press nothing, and I will Reboot" |
#9649 (90/237) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Xellchiri> I crave RP in which guys do not get pregnant.
<Xellchiri> Oh wow, the paper just got here
<UndeadFromStone> Wha?
<UndeadFromStone> We generally avoid that sort of thing. @_@
<Xellchiri> what, the newspaper? |
#37382 (64/164) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<z80> lets be helpfull
<z80> and intelligent
<z80> and maybe arrive at some truth most ppl miss
<SabrWolf> u could also just shutup |
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