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#8705 (92/240) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jon-> doing some C coding ;)
<Anselmo> pfft
<Anselmo> Learn a real language
<Anselmo> Like Amiga Basic |
#11439 (118/312) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<adr> if kashmir gets nuked we won't have any soft wool sweaters any more
<TS> thats cashmere you tool |
#617 (110/291) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SYch0> where do you specify how many levels of a web page you want to save when you save it? :|
<enar> just use teleport pro and like have it save only .jpgs over so many kb :/
<DigDug> use teleport pro or wget
<SYch0> cuz im saving as a single file
<SYch0> im not saving porn!
<enar> why would you save a webpage then :/ |
#1850 (98/257) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Shiznaught> what better kinston or micron ram
<devGOD> i like kingston
<devGOD> did you know kingston's founder is an ex-football player
<`michael> that really makes their ram better too |
#2647 (110/295) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<d1giPhux> ME AND TYL0R WILL HIJACK ALL THEIR CAMELS
<sm0ke> and crash them into tents |
#4410 (111/295) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<amoeba> it's like Beverly Hills 63.217.26.3 |
#4476 (110/292) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dreq> is there anyway to get the DOS version?
<andy> the dos version of win98?
<Dreq> yes |
#6405 (91/238) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<wasabi> I wish catheters were comfortable and socially acceptible
<wasabi> and that I had a minifridge under my desk |
#6956 (88/230) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<friction> hey hey.
<Turbovec> yo yo yo flapjack
<friction> i... don't know what that means.
<Turbovec> its raper talk, you're not supposed to understand dawg ;-)
<FlipTopBox> Turbovec: i believe you either mean "rapper" or "rapist". considering the context, i'm supposing the first. |
#7790 (108/289) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<zyrowan> when I have a fiance
<zyrowan> I'm going to get "Will you marry me?" tatooed on the back of my balls
<zyrowan> and talk her into a rim job
<zyrowan> it'll be soo romantic |
#9396 (88/230) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<evad> speaking of fucking sheep..
<Vod> what would you know about fucking sheep? I bet you don't even know about the making the right slits in your wellington boots to put their back legs down so they can't get away? |
#10284 (128/342) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<AnalInvasion> my dick is so big it has feet
<NinjaInThePants> my dick is so big popcorn now comes in small, medium, large, and my dick. |
#205516 (27/61) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<oktommy> pop culture is getting more and mroe popular |
#301502 (52/128) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Bob: Just got a call from my mother to tell me that my "last remaining uncle died today". I said "last? I thought there were two left?" To which, she said, "Oh, [he] died last month. I thought I told you." |
#33982 (121/319) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<J_B_007> if it wernt for bash, id be able to wrok.
<J_B_007> *work
<Neon[UK]> did bash cripple you in some industrial accident?Comment: #geekissues
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#34621 (116/308) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* StoneCold Cringes
<StoneCold> I have reached a new level off geekendom. I was talking on the phone to someone and I said cringe out loud. |
#34666 (129/345) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RHX> I swear, that fuckin Pink Ranger was fuckin hot as hell
<RHX> but she was dating the White Ranger
<RHX> what kind of bullshit is that?
<RHX> White Ranger
<RHX> if that was now, he would have been lynched
<RHX> then he was what, the Green Ranger?
<RHX> that's some wimpy shit as well
<RHX> everyone else got cool colours
<RHX> Red, Blue, Yellow, Pink and Black
<RHX> Green? That's the kind of colour you go when you're ill or something
<RHX> how the hell do you fight Lord Zedd when you're ill?
<RHX> "Hey help us fight these monst0rz"
<RHX> "Maybe later I gotta hurl man"
<RHX> "damn you some fuckin pussy, where RHX at, I'm gonna let him fuck me from now on, you aint gettin none of this Pink Ranger no more"
<RHX> "damn RHX, he always beats me"
<RHX> End of episode, every week, that would have ruled
<Blackball> wow i hadnt checked the window for a while...you have been busy
<Blackball> seek helpComment: Talking about Power Rangers for some reason
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#37025 (67/171) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Stryker> Seriously. I've had no money since buying an Xbox.
<Stryker> Fortunately, I can use it as a bed.Comment: #rm2k on irc.dynastynet.net
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#38807 (77/199) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< x136> !8ball --help
<@ChanServ> x136: In your dreams. |
#39579 (95/249) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<projectmayhem> last new year someone asked for my resolution and i said 1024x768 |
#42322 (78/202) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Nin10doman> A tail would be cool..
<Nin10doman> You coudl bitchslap peopel with it.
<Nin10doman> Or open doors if you were carryign shit.
<dorfsquest> yeah. Especially if you could swing from trees with it.
<Nin10doman> And you can whip people with it.
<Deg> hell, grow another few arms
<Deg> and another few penises
* Joins: strongbad
<Nin10doman> maybe even masturbate with it, but that's going into the inner depths of the sick regions of my mind.
<Nin10doman> I mean, the fur could be a semi-lubricant, right?
* Quits: strongbad (Quit: )Comment: #game_maker
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#53534 (96/252) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Anony-X>so its dark right
Anony-X>and theres something wet on my shirt
Anony-X>my imediate thought is gravy left from tea
Anony-X>so i lick it
Anony-X>turns out i sneezed earlier...
Anony-X>=[
Anony-X>this is the worst new years ever. |
#55309 (115/305) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Zymph_> java kid... he is a kid of java? who is the mother/father ? :P
<T2k> hatred and pain |
#60705 (131/351) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<AutoGlass54> stfu i dont want to hear about premature ejactulations
<big12digit> i prefer to call it a "dishonorable discharge"
<flak> ive long since accepted it
<flak> like ill sit there and be like SQUIRTLE I CHOOSE YOU |
#61832 (123/329) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<hohum> so I've been working on this now for the last several hours
<hohum> all because of stupidity
<hohum> this is going to be so rewarding when I'm done
<hohum> and by rewarding, I mean anticlimatic :( |
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