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<Coldy> "Sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak"Comment: leet quote
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#38259 (86/226) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Benbread> What 'version' of linux do you intend to use?
<RyanF> The Latest |
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<@fez> .dice -1
<@Q> fez: A 2139451499 shows on the -1-sided die.Comment: #maddox on irc.whatnet.org
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#56160 (99/259) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ddrfreak> 58 points
<ddrfreak> 7 deaths
<ddrfreak> I AM A FUCKIN MACHINE!
<yeats> You killed 7 people during sex? |
#162497 (211/577) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
jdbugg87: ok i just ripped a cd...what the hell is .ogg
adanedhel728: it's a file extension, kind of like "doc" is short for "document," "ogg" is short for "oh good god, what an annoying file format" |
#207696 (125/331) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@nalle-> css <3
<@gatan> cs <3
<@exz_> c <3 |
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<Ricks937> I have a totally awesome hat :)
<Chroder> is it one of those gay artsy hats
<Chroder> like the one the walrus in mythbusters always wears |
#310161 (48/118) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RHExcelion> You know, when I Was a kid, playing oregon trail
<RHExcelion> I'd shoot the damn tumbleweed
<RHExcelion> And wonder why I never got any meat
<Edward_Bebop> you thought the tumbleweed was an animal??? |
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<_luther_> Canada.. great place. They started a country and no one showed up. |
#15572 (90/234) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@:s4t4n> #christian can't join channel (channel is full)
<@:s4t4n> guess no one else is gettin into heaven! |
#18551 (119/313) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@OlDirtyB> YOU NEED A GLASS OF STFU
<Splash> can you actually put that in a glass? |
#19628 (120/318) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Comrade_Red> DR. MARIO IS NOT A REAL DOCTOR. DON'T LET HIM TOUCH YOU. |
#21066 (137/365) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Canadian_Beaver>Yeah, I just finished putting a coat of polish on my hubby's boobs.
<@Canadian_Beaver>ER...boots...
<@Canadian_Beaver>Dammit...I can SO see that on bash.org
*Canadian_Beaver hides in shame |
#23701 (111/292) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Jakefeb3: if i brought a cat in my backback and let it out during finals do you think i would get in trouble
AvatarOfSolusek: which finals?
Jakefeb3: math
AvatarOfSolusek: ...probably not
AvatarOfSolusek: Mrs. J woulnd't care much
Jakefeb3: well if a cat bums outa my backpack dont be suprized
AvatarOfSolusek: lol
AvatarOfSolusek: ok
Jakefeb3: and if fireworks shoot out of its mouth after it comes outa my backpack..... dont be suprized of that either |
#26270 (108/284) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(Judge_) This dumb and dumber 2 movie is actually a prequal.
(Judge_) Star Wars did it, so why can't every body else I guess
(Judge_) "Austin Powers: THe Gradeschool Years"
<deww> yeah it's a prequel. blah.
<deww> they did that in the last movie tho
<deww> hehe
(Judge_) "Indiana Jones and the full diaper"
(Judge_) that is teh sux
<deww> "Single Chinned IRCers"
<deww> now THAT's a prequel |
#27932 (113/299) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Razor_EQ> god damn I just embarresed myself with a girtl I lik
<Razor_EQ> like
<Razor_EQ> look at this shit
<Razor_EQ> rangers4life03: im glad i didnt ask for one now
<Razor_EQ> dazed_n_confused_1983: i have cokes and dr peppers tea
<Razor_EQ> rangers4life03: cool dr pepper
<Razor_EQ> rangers4life03: but I dont drink cocks anymore |
#28763 (101/265) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Wilen> the leghumping of death!
<swampa|work> hey its not that bad!
<Wilen> humping someones leg is really aiming too low :P
<Wilen> reach up for ure goals man!
<Stikes> face humping? |
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~ iiSII has a bump on the very edge of his eyelid.
(tektrnica) maybe it is a tumour
(letty) or an ingrown toenail |
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[josho] man i had a fucked up dream last night
[josho] i think my maid was fondeling me
[josho] i was being spooned by this chick when she started to finger my asshole, and i was like "wtf is this shit, get that outta me, but i couldn't move"
[josho] so then i finally got all grossed out and woke up
[josho] and my asshole felt funny.
(|Chris) you probably fingered your own ass in your sleep
[josho] nah mang, i smelled my fingahs |
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<Delusion> I'm reminded of someone I worked with who was about 35 and who dyed a streak of grey in his hair to look 'distinguished'.
<Delusion> Instead, he looked 'gay'. |
#2718 (102/268) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Furan> the only 2 types of women that don't bitch and moan are gifs and jpgs |
#2757 (115/304) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** Now talking in #honda
*** Topic is '<xessor> anyone know how to make fire come out the tailpipe?' |
#3433 (132/352) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kolby> Allow me to be serious. Kolby serious? Yea right. Well I'm kinda drunk and feel like getting a few things off my chest. See I'm not even supposed to be alive right now. When my mom was giving birth there was a big problem. I was suffocating and I almost died.
<Wes> how were you suffocating?
<kolby> See what happend is that my dick was wrapped around my neck 8 times. |
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*** fr33b1rth sets mode: -o fr33b1rth
<fr33b1rth> shit...
<fr33b1rth> shitfuckdamn |
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| Lavalamp is (~lava@www.childrenpalace.edu.vn])
<@madog> vietnam sucks anyway
<Lavalamp> vn = vietnam?
<Lavalamp> maybe that's why it's so lagged
<@madog> *sigh*
<@Guilty> I figured Vietnam would have a wonderful network of fiber since all the holes were already dug |
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