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<eugenics/#help> hi, i was going to search for how to cook an omlette online.. but i dont know how to spell it |
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sidacola: AH MAW GAWD.
CrayonBreakyWill: What??
sidacola: My grandmother came over and started reading about the threesomes and stuff and Ic ouldn't change the window because of icon porn...
CrayonBreakyWill: ............... roflmao
sidacola: *sobs*
sidacola: I think she read 'cartoon vibrators'. |
#23391 (97/250) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<incarnate> IM FUCKING BORED
<kevin> so go masturbate
<Arma> Masturbation would only give temporary relief.
<Arma> And a huge loss of chi.
<kevin> you'd also be killing potential children :|
<kevin> MURDERER!
<incarnate> lol
<kevin> i'm gonna use that one on my future kids if i ever catch them masturbating.
<kevin> "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!" "i was jerking it, dad!" "YOU MURDERER!!!!!!!!" |
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*** Cushla (cushla@Cushla.users.undernet.org) Quit (Quit: Trent Reznor is GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
<Cpt_Giz> hmmm
<Cpt_Giz> she spelt my name wrong again |
#31049 (125/331) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@IceWizard> fufFUCK
<@IceWizard> i keant to puyt shredded mozarella chees euin my lasatgna
<@IceWizard> but i put ufckign shredded COCONUT |
#192072 (128/338) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jiro> I've used a lubed banana before..
<Wolven> ...
<TR> Jiro... tmi
<TR> Although I bet you couldnt do it half as well with the skin off :P
<Jiro> actually it was with the skin off..
* Calus has entered #Northernfurs
<Jiro> I got it in, clenched & broke the damn thing in half & had to go to the toilet to shit out half a banana
* Calus has left #NorthernfursComment: #NorthernFurs on FurNet
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< sharkhat> and yeah, now im the weird guy at work because of the pooping asian drawing |
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<Tum> does anyone know anything about a program called instant spanish
<Tum> like if its any good
<meps> just add water
<eldee> heh.. thought that said 'instant spinach' |
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<ckx> i get a bunch of scrambled porn
<ckx> one time i was jerking off to this channel
<ckx> 102
<ckx> and like then i realized it was two guys
<ckx> cuz 102 was a gay channel
<ckx> 101 was the good hardcore porn
<HomerJ> HAW
<ckx> but by then i was already into it
<ckx> so i didn't change it |
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<Legind> I cant remember my earliest memory |
#2667 (93/241) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<eldee> uNF = universal noise of fucking
<BombScare> usually the only thing i hear when im fucking is "who the fuck are you" |
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<kolby> i dont think the number of times ive jacked off to britney spears can be calculated
<kolby> it never gets old
<kolby> i think that's what love is |
#3755 (97/252) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tyne> ive tossed around joining places like the peace corp and green peace and the navy
<tyne> but green peace is too much
<tyne> navy is too hard
<tyne> and peace corp is hard to get into
<tyne> so
<tyne> my final answer is
<tyne> bartender!! |
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*** BlackDeth (xxdethxx@res135a-026.rh.rit.edu) has joined #snogs
<tyne> uh
<tyne> who are u?
<matts> BlackDeth on #snogs @#songs
<BlackDeth> hypr told me to do it
<BlackDeth> i dont know how well you guys know him
<BlackDeth> but you probably realize he isn't the greatest typer/speller!
<matts> HAHAHA
<hypr> shut up flamer
<BlackDeth> so i joined #songs first when he said #snogs |
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<[ric]> pfft... oh, well when I am dead my gravestone will simply read.. http://www.geekissues.org/quotes/?search=%5Bric%5D |
#4450 (94/244) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Alien> I believe our girls' softball team had something about them never being loose or something on their shirts ... they misspelled lose with HILARIOUS RESULTS. |
#4843 (98/255) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<GiRLiE-> ur cruel.. but funny
<bytraper> and you have a beuatiful mind... but you're fat |
#6125 (125/331) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<HrdwrBoB_> they are poo :)
<HrdwrBoB_> but hten
<HrdwrBoB_> they are not poo
<HrdwrBoB_> so they are poo and not poo AT THE SAME TIME!!
<Fryboy> quantum poo |
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<hybridy2k> how do i give ppl ops with a certain level
<@netwerk> rephrase your question in english before i find an axe and murder your parents |
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<Hamhocks> god damn i've been getting boners all day
<Elle> boners are gods way of telling you to 'practice' more |
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<Josh> yeah, I had to go to church tonight :/
<Josh> They need to check the date on that Jesus; his Body is stale. |
#45028 (84/216) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@semi> opera used to be a lot faster, but the new versions really dont feel the same
<@semi> and i've gotten too used to stuff like adblock to switch to a browser that not only doesnt have it, but also has its own ads
<@semi> not just that, but those targeted ads owned me
<@semi> i clicked some link in #gnaa then the ads were trying to hook me up with tranny dating services and sell me discretely packaged high heels. |
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* shaine burps.
<Siege> ah great, now it smells like dick in here.Comment: irc.lessthanthree.us
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#54444 (136/362) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
DarkBio Azriel: GOD!
DarkBio Azriel: WHY CAN'T MY STUPID CAT OBEY ME.
Lyon Darkheart: God's themesong.
Lyon Darkheart: And Ned Stark's.
Waddacku: It's a cat. They don't obey, they order.
ToasterStrube: Beacause it's not a dong Az
ToasterStrube: *dog
Lyon Darkheart: *snicker*
ToasterStrube: damn that was a bad typo...
Waddacku: It's not a dong, it's a pussy? |
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<@psych0sys> i told my old boss once i wanted to fuck a pregnant bitch so i could say i had a threesome
<@psych0sys> she freaked out
<@psych0sys> what a fucking bitch |
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