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#27956 (93/237) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@timmo> man
<@timmo> my dad just brought home the coolest thing
<Mootar> what's her name?
<@timmo> its a 5' long plastic inflatable tube, you bind it in half
<@timmo> and clap the two sides together
<@timmo> and it makes this fucked up sound
<RuKK> <timmo> its a 5' long plastic inflatable tube
<RuKK> that was enough for me
<RuKK> ;x
<@timmo> hah
<Mootar> you gotta include the "coolest thing" bit
<@timmo> im easily amusedComment: #geekissues
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#31839 (117/305) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sasha> i had 12 GBs of porn... think im going to "clean-out" my c-drive tomorrow
<Sasha> see how much space i can get
<Hagane> ....
<Sasha> i like variety alright, shut up
<Hagane> wait wtf. arent you the person who goes crazy saying OMG PORNS FOR WIMPS
<Hagane> or something
<Sasha> not really...
<Sasha> nothing wrong with porn..
<Sasha> better than cybering
<Sasha> like i said, i get bored with the same thing and im too lazy to delete all my shit
<Hagane> try hentai
<Sasha> i did
<Hagane> women being fictionaly raped by tenticles never get old
<Sasha> there's only so many times before i can see the same damn tentacle
<Hagane> haha
<Sasha> hmm.. i have a feeling im going to be a bad boyfriend someday...
<Sasha> er, husband*
<Hagane> whys that?
<Sasha> <Sasha> like i said, i get bored with the same thing and im too lazy to delete all my shit |
#32109 (167/443) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* ikkenai changes topic to 'STOP SUBMITTING MY QUOTES TO BASH.CX YOU FUCKING IDIOTS' |
#548 (110/289) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<freeweed> actuall i'm ambivalent :)
<DaemoN_> ???
<DaemoN_> lesbian? |
#1739 (83/211) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Slyfox> I want to make a FPS that mixes the geo-mod techonology of Red Faction, the finesse and action of Max Payne, the gore and damage map feature in Soldier of Fortune, and the story and intrigue of Half-Life. I'll call it "Can't Fuck With This". |
#2176 (85/216) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Goemon> There is no good mp3 trading programs now.
<maff> sure there are
<maff> ftp.
<Goemon> I tried that.\
<Goemon> In order to get name/password I had to sign up for porn. |
#2385 (103/266) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kazz> Are you coming on to me?
<Dregan> With a spelling change.
<Dregan> And perhaps without the 'to'. |
#3523 (101/261) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<JFalcon> sex is too much work... and the customers always complain. |
#7069 (101/261) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<anarch> i should put some pants on and go check my mail
<Burimpu> or you could do it without pants |
#7308 (99/255) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DarkImportGrey> god there's nothing greater than using people to your advantage
<DarkImportGrey> well... bowel movements are quite rewarding...
<DarkImportGrey> but it's close
<DarkImportGrey> manipulation vs. dumping
<DarkImportGrey> i guess i'd have to do both at once to see which would win |
#10893 (95/244) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<octal> i think meeting lots of cute/etc. girls is easier if you're deaf and thus can tolerate raves. |
#1359 (108/280) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Starchild> Someone say something clever/interesting/homoerotic, I'm bored.
*** Starchild was kicked by Defcon (All your base are belong to gay men. Sex.) |
#1745 (116/303) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(nexxai) [poopfart]: can you fart and poo at the same time?
(poopfart) yes
(poopfart) i can
(poopfart) their called accidents |
#3066 (97/250) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CactusJack> thats exeactly it...
(putnam): i lip synced rubber ducky by ernie from sesame street in literature for a project once.
(putnam): that brought the damn house down. i couldnt believe how perverted the song is
(putnam): i danced too. and got people into it. they were clapping. |
#3652 (126/332) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<blazemore> one time i was camping with a bunch of friends and me and this girl were sleeping next to each other and we were both laying on our sides with our asses touching and i accidentally farted |
#4256 (128/336) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<OpsuPup> i was driving along one day, saw a bmw and thought, that's an ugly bmw, then i realised it was a merc, then i thought, hmm, nice looking merc |
#4380 (131/345) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Spork> A man looked at me like I was a pervert today. I was checking him out at the store and he had his kids at me I noticed one of his young daughters had her zipper down and you could see the print on her panties, so I pointed it out to him. He looked at me weird for a second then zipped her up.
<Spork> Maybe it's because he thought I also noticed that he was half-erect in his pants.
<Spork> Which he was. |
#6552 (81/207) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* dagbrown *FINALLY* got licenses for his fucking Sun development environments.
<dagbrown> Sun's licensing department must have the slogan "WE HATE YOU AND WANT YOU TO DIE" |
#7840 (94/242) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
ð Zibblsnrt simply wants food (there's /none/ in the house ATM) .. ponders
making a pizza run or something
<rob`> zib; isn't halifax still under a few meters ice?
<Zibblsnrt> rob: And?
<Zibblsnrt> :)
<rob`> is there a tunnel network or something?
<Zibblsnrt> rob: No, we simply float atop it because we're just that suave |
#9290 (132/348) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pork> gudrow: what about when you're driving and eating a sloppy meat pie and you sneeze really hard into the pie and squeeze it and the meat comes out and scalds your legs and you're doing 120 and can't do anything about it trying to wipe snot from your steering wheel and scalding hot pie
<pork> cause i did that once and it sucked |
#105149 (44/110) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<UMKid08> Hey James, what did the tableau calculus say to the fair node selection algorithm?
<jamesl> ? what?
<UMKid08> You complete me! =)
<jamesl> ...
<jamesl> You know, before you said that I used to wonder why that valedictorian left you for that marine dude... |
#140596 (279/763) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<LoveLight> it would be cool if a woman gave birth and pushed so hard that the baby fired out of her cooter at incredible speeds, then the umbilical cord acted like a bungee cord and the baby went right back in
<AppleBoy> o_O
<AppleBoy> where the hell did that idea come from?
<LoveLight> idk
<LoveLight> an intoxicated mindComment: From ##physics on Freenode
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#185341 (80/204) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@utonium> * QUESTION * SECRET of 793722, worth 100 points: acronym soup: dap?
<+PaulATL> d
<+trueeevil> no d?
<+trueeevil> lol?
<+SuzyCat> wha?
<+Zyloch> lol
<the_bandi> parents against dyslexia
<@utonium> Yes! the_bandi! got the answer QUESTION(240576) -> parents against dyslexia <- in 34 seconds and recieves --> 70 <-- points!Comment: #trivia on EFNet
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#186395 (216/588) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kleis> err, is there any good reason to ban about half of germany from #math?
<HiLander> WWII |
#301251 (126/332) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<timmo> anytime i yell at a woman and im really angry i think CUNT
<timmo> i only say it half the time though
<timmo> its like the a bomb of yelling at a woman
<snow_> i've had worse experiences calling a girl fat than a cunt
<timmo> how about you fat cunt
<snow_> haven't tried that one
<timmo> you know, cover your bases
<Alphamaze> In my experience, calling a girl a cunt will get her angry, while calling her fat will make her sad.
<Alphamaze> Calling her a fat cunt will result in a woman that is confused about her emotions.Comment: EFnet #geekissues
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