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#17333 (131/335) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<MisterZ> You're all retards, only retards join this channel hahahaha! |
#18237 (102/255) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<afhersn> I'm a trojan infected computer set to spam. I got this way because I went to a p0rn site someone messaged me. I'm an idiot. Find an IRCop and get me klined please! |
#19035 (96/240) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<xpander> fuck this toolset is the SHIT
<xpander> i could spend weeks playing with this thing
<Scire> that's what I said about my dick when I was about 11
<Scire> turns out, I could spend YEARS playing with it
<xpander> that would be SWEET
<xpander> years upon years of interactive fun |
#20238 (101/254) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
*** {OK}oOShogoOo has joined #dransik
<{OK}oOShogoOo> :))))))))))))))))
<Gets> Why the long face? |
#21207 (105/264) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Secret_Squirrel> jesus
<Secret_Squirrel> has anyone else tried showing their parents how to use Kazaa to get music?
<Secret_Squirrel> its a supremely frustrating occurence culminated with the blasting of the first successful file transfer: Rod Stewart - Forever Young
<Secret_Squirrel> sigh |
#25374 (129/327) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Demonhunter> so.. i may be losing my cable modem soon.. who knows
<Idle_Timmy> man, that sucks.
<Idle_Timmy> maybe you need a mike's hard lemonade.
<Demonhunter> i need a liter of jaggermeister
<Demonhunter> and alzadie
<Idle_Timmy> tell me a hooker couldn't help.
<Demonhunter> depends on the hooker
<Idle Timmy> a hooker with dsl in her hotel room
<Demonhunter> ohh...
<Demonhunter> now i could use that
<Demonhunter> i would be downloading so much porn with her dsl connection...
<Idle_Timmy> "What kind of 'bandwidth' do you get, if you know what i mean"
<Demonhunter> hehe
<Idle_Timmy> "Depends on your 'hardware', sugar" ;o
<Idle_Timmy> "So where can i 'plug it in'?"
<Idle_Timmy> "oooohh, you bring the 'modem', big boy, and i'll give you an 'outlet'"
<Idle_Timmy> "oh yeah, baby, I got your modem RIGHT HERE"
<Idle_Timmy> *pulls a laptop out of his trenchcoat*
<Demonhunter> lmao...
<Idle_Timmy> "now let's see if my 'router' is compatible with your 'hub' and we can get some 'peer to peer' action going" |
#26253 (108/270) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(Griff) dalnet has a small man who visits each user's home in turn,. he is like santa, but he is the nickname man
(Griff) if you have been a good boy or girl he will let you register your nick
(Griff) if you have been bad he will make you Guest34535
(Griff) he's St. NickServ |
#28314 (103/257) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<TigerSun> bhahahahahahaha
<TigerSun> article on k5
<TigerSun> "setting a cookie is very simple"
<TigerSun> <INSERT 150 LINES OF C CODE> |
#29179 (124/314) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Lepper> I would like to be able to order groceries online using mIRC. And phone my neighbor and call her a bitch.
<Lepper> with mIRC scripting, anything is possible!
<CptnJustc> Can mIRC scripting make a boulder too heavy for it to lift? |
#31097 (127/323) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Kalin35> hey are u there
<apathy13> Yeah, I'm here.
<Kalin35> can some 1 gain access to an win98 comp.
<apathy13> Can I gain access to your ass?
<Kalin35> could u
<apathy13> Well that's entirely up to you, ya know.
<Kalin35> do u know how
<apathy13> Yeah, wit' a little lube and some determination, I think I could hack it.
<Kalin35> even if i had a firewall up |
#31267 (130/332) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<kickthepc> kids seriously dont know how to spell normally any more
<kickthepc> hello neon
<Neon[UK]> hihi
<Neon[UK]> byra, kick
* Neon[UK] nods
<byra> you didn't know how to spell grammar
<kickthepc> i do, i just always spell it wrong
<kickthepc> and yes, that does make sense
<byra> which would mean you dont know how to spell it...
<kickthepc> no, let me rephrase
<kickthepc> i know how to spell grammer, its just I always hit the a key instead of the e
* byra coughs
<kickthepc> er
<Neon[UK]> rofl
<kickthepc> ffs
<Rjx> taaaaaard
<kickthepc> stupid fucking fingers
<Rjx> taaaaaaard |
#31889 (102/256) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<rpop> wtf happened to the penguin game
<rpop> "Sorry, this is an unofficial link." :(
<ShyK> penguin game?
<DEATH> it was shut down because of GPL violation
<DEATH> games that include penguins must open their source
<DEATH> they got sued because they didnt |
#32035 (114/288) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@aldarsior> I was thinking of taking night classes on the days that I work
<@aldarsior> but I don't stop working regularly
<@aldarsior> I mean
<@aldarsior> at regular times
<@aldarsior> I don't have a regular period
<@aldarsior> er
<@aldarsior> working period |
#16109 (109/277) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Heinz89> just got my butt wiped FINALLY
<Heinz89> hmmm
<Heinz89> that didn't come out right :P |
#16133 (132/339) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<MassMedia> It's disturbing how many people in here know what the word bukkake means... |
#26288 (135/347) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<TuxMan> beh you know what happened...
<terminus> what?
<TuxMan> i whacked off while watching the linux kernel compile...
<TuxMan> i mean... uh...
<terminus> o_O |
#29461 (126/322) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Bifrost> tell em to suck the bucket of 1000000 cocks
<willo> it'd be mean to steal heps bucket
<kingmob> oh, she's not gonna finish all those.
<kingmob> ...is she?
<HEPZILLA> MY COCKS |
#29554 (146/376) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(@Kenni) LOL DRA
(@Kenni) ffs
(@Kenni) you just made me fart in front of my girl
(@Kenni) I was laughing so hard, I couldnt keep it in
(@Kenni) and I was standing crouched on the floor
(@Kenni) and now she got all mad
(@Kenni) and told me I am gross
(@Kenni) :(
(@Kenni) Now she also said no sex |
#29694 (116/296) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Bifrost> BROWN NOTE > *
<triple6> POO JAM!
<DJ-Pyro> I always pick the best times to maximize this window |
#31826 (115/297) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Dj|Work> If you don't have a console, the only thing you'll know of is MotoGP
<oPless> why does pizza just go straight through me ?
<chise`> I haven't had a cup of tea or hot chocolate in 2 days!
<Dj|Work> Quick! Non-sequiter boy! To the rescue! |
#32285 (133/341) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+snow_veil> apparently nasa found hematite on mars
<+error> is that smokable? |
#32482 (122/312) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* somniloquy streaks through the channel, just to see if anyone's awake
* Raist GAHS and covers his eyes. "The goggles! zey do nothing!" |
#85826 (134/344) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Dexi: This girl has issues
Dexi: she had what, a 2 day "relationship" with a guy she had never met
Dexi: and shes freaking out because he wasn't into it and broke up with her.
Cynic: EXACTLY!
Cynic: She's freaking out more than I was when I was dumped after 2 years! Well, freaking out more verbally...
Dexi: you killed a cat... |
#118914 (206/540) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@jonathan|roh> do you ever accidentally type more than 1 character
<@jonathan|roh> like type "helloo world"
<@jonathan|roh> I do
<LoX`> sometimes
<@jonathan|roh> and I feel guilty when I delete the extra character
<LoX`> I tend to spell "tomorrow" wrong
<LoX`> lol
<@jonathan|roh> it's like I brought that character to life
<@jonathan|roh> and now, I'm deleting it
<LoX`> oh wow
<LoX`> That's definitely something you don't hear everyday
<@jonathan|roh> I feel even more guilty if I delete the first occurance rather than the accidental occurance
<LoX`> You feel guilty over deleting characters?
<@jonathan|roh> you don't?
<@jonathan|roh> what kind of heartless beast are you? |
#127287 (138/354) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
wateronsand: ls
wateronsand: oops, you're not an ssh terminal :)
nichiyume: someday |
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