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#8476 (116/292) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<tm> meetings, the alternative to work
<Dane> meetings, the PRACTICAL alternative to work
<Rushn> Masterbation, the FUN alternative to work |
#9102 (121/306) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* Gygaxis breaks a carrier pigeon in half and removes a cryptic message from inside, along with his lucky lotto numbers |
#10953 (130/329) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<hoche> you know, qdb mostly reminds me that none of us are as witty as oscar wilde |
#11236 (104/260) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Breathe> I'd like to thank the Academy... My parents... Adelphia cable and the fuckwits who dug up our sidewalk...
<Vo0> thats a word i havent seen you use befoe breathe 8)
<@Breathe> "Fuckwits?" Or "sidewalk?" |
#39 (217/569) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<FuNGiSiDE> ftp
<FuNGiSiDE> er wtf |
#112 (229/600) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Amanda`> 'THE HELL..? IS 5 AM...GO THE HELL TO BED... IN TROUBLE YOU ARE...SPEECH MY SLURRED IS' |
#428 (141/361) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<VicViper> NerdSex #73: Make sure you select the option "Always on Top" |
#794 (202/528) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ckx> part of the problem with christains
<ckx> is they're so gullible
<DigDug> ckx: isn't that why they're christians in the first place?
<ckx> heh good point |
#1267 (119/302) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
uiu j0sh69!#linuxbox is looking for a site that teaches you how to steal cars and steal radios please msg me if your know, it is for a good cause |
#1749 (107/269) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<timmo> what music should i download tonight
<timmo> oh shit
<timmo> i think im missing the carebears;[
<c-rOCK> CAREBEARS IS STILL ON?
<c-rOCK> NO WAY WHAT CHAN
<timmo> toon disney
<c-rOCK> dude I loved that show |
#2794 (128/326) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Viscant> I am proud of having an average sized penis.
<Viscant> Little Viscant is 6 3/4 and proud.
<Hentai007> i thought 7 was average
<tragic> viscant "average" you realize there are 1 billion chinese people
<Viscant> tragic: Damn them. |
#2817 (90/224) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<neck> my arse has fucking fallen asleep again ..
<neck> i cant get it up
<neck> i mean get up |
#3261 (116/297) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Splortch> i should diet
<Komando> chop off the t and just die |
#4226 (119/301) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Hendrix> Romance is flowers, Perversion is sticking the flowers up her ass |
#4303 (113/285) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<D1> dude, I'm so puerto rican.
<Guilty> I dont get it
<BR4D> youre so elton john
<Guilty> That I get |
#4630 (120/304) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<eblank> it's funny how computers can make you have balls.
<eblank> because if you ever yelled at me with such force in real life,
<eblank> i'd probably already be seeing if you fit into a wendy's biggie-size cup. |
#5454 (122/310) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
«+ Ryutaro » has anyone ever dreamt that they were food that was being eaten?
«+ Ryutaro » I cant find anyone else thats had a dream
«+ Ryutaro » I was mashed potatoes once
«+ Ryutaro » I felt like little bits of me were being swallowed and stuff, it was weird
«+ Ryutaro » then a week later I was jello
«+ Ryutaro » but nobody ate me
«+ Ryutaro » I just stood around jiggling
«+ Ryutaro » this was when I did drugs, lol |
#6322 (98/246) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
ted: woman plus invisible man = the perfect porn
craig: Actually, woman + visible woman is the perfect porn, but this is a close second. |
#6367 (126/320) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Dobbs> I went out on a date once with a women who said that, whatever the society was, it could not function unless women were the "gatekeepers of sex"...
<Dobbs> ...so I said, "Well, not if women were private property."
<Dobbs> That shut her up. |
#6853 (84/208) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* t watches win2k grind to a halt
<greg> Give it some credit. It slows down quickly. |
#7026 (86/214) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ori0n> why did you name yourself after a video file?
<zorack> hehe
<avi-> because i'm long hardcore and take forever to download |
#7636 (123/312) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@Hah|> A lot of you are way too attached to RO. If the servers go down permanently, I wonder how all of you guys would react.
<Dekar> I'm not that attached.
<Dekar> I mean sure, I love the game.. but if It went down, I would move on.
<com4> hah: i'd kill everyone.. in this room .. if the game went down.. and then i'd eat some yogurt
<com4> cuz you know yogurt tastes good. the fruit on the bottom stuff.. rocks.. and then i'd kill people |
#7832 (99/248) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* rob` pokes richard.. do an ls `yes`. I dare you
[five minutes pass]
<phenyx> INIT: PANIC: segmentation violation at 0x40060fa1! sleeping for 30 seconds.
<phenyx> INIT: PANIC: segmentation violation at 0x40060fa1! sleeping for 30 seconds.
<phenyx> INIT: PANIC: segmentation violation at 0x40060fa1! sleeping for 30 seconds.
<phenyx> INIT: PANIC: segmentation violation at 0x40060fa1! sleeping for 30 seconds.
* rob` .. snickers madly
<Zibblsnrt> Ooh, neat
<phenyx> real funny.
<rob`> I didn't think anyone'd actually _do_ it.
<phenyx> I have enough money to drive to vancouver and kick your ass. |
#8226 (108/272) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(@T-56): anyone up for some drunken baseball fun next weekend?
(+de-v1): baseball?
(+de-v1): k before i just THOUGHT you were gay
(+de-v1): now i know for sure
(+de-v1): :P
(@T-56): steph: ok, scratch baseball, how about water polo
(+de-v1): you just want to be in a pool with 20 guys in speedos are trying to grab balls |
#8330 (130/331) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<AgntBukk> I played grand theft auto 3 the other day.
<spacetwin> how was it!
<AgntBukk> I beat up some chick.
<AgntBukk> and then I kicked her repeatedly in the head until she died.
<spacetwin> haha
<AgntBukk> so, all in all, I was happy with the experience. |
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