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#309092 (47/109) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Dixie> i hate how minesweeper can get into indeterminable situations really late in a game
<%Vaccer> dixie get better at maths
<@ACE_DEFECTIVE> vaccer it's not a case of maths. there are plenty of situations where it can end up impossible to know where the bomb is
<@Loskene> just like a real minefield
<@ACE_DEFECTIVE> the only way to win is not to play |
#12078 (131/333) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Jammer sticks a pistol up Meeko's butt and shoots a few rounds into her.
<Meeko> NO! MY GERBILS!
Meeko cries as gerbils plop out |
#17966 (100/250) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ALT--F4> im a irc nerd
<ALT--F4> i have spend up to 14 hours on here at a time
<ALT--F4> its my favorite thing until i remember that i have a penis.
<Majin-Buu> k you are weird
<Majin-Buu> ill have to take ur nick into consideration
Parts: Majin-Buu (none@h24-66-113-73.tb.shawcable.net) [21 users] |
#17991 (111/279) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<destruct> my boss just said o/~ be a man o/~
<archon> did he say it while removing his belt? |
#18149 (110/276) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<JonnyButt> dont you hate it when you are making out with a chick
<Dunebug> no
<JonnyButt> and she has a penis |
#20471 (97/242) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ccmods> for what I'm creating, I'll need a length of duct tape, an avacado, and a tube sock.
<Ccmods> believe it or not, u can make a bong outta that
<Sean> i thought it was some sort of wanking implement |
#24367 (97/241) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<noddy> i like porn :D
<Mortarion> we've noticed :D
<noddy> porn! coz it's cheaper than dating! |
#26399 (133/337) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<WTM1> http://bash.cx/?19872 !!!!!!!!!!!!
<WTM1> car humor brings tears to my eyes
<+[Shinji]> so does anal sex, but that dosen't make it funny |
#27913 (103/257) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@bandXXX> HAHAHA clipse is on new justin timberlake album
<@bandXXX> sad thing is
<@Blaxthos> that you know this |
#29122 (118/298) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BitS> my friends athlon 1600 with gf2mx400 runs SWG as fast as my athlon3000 with a gf4ti4600
<BitS> figure that one out
<BitS> he plays with more detail than i do :(
<pupwork> "friend"
<pupwork> that's the part I'm trying to figure out
<BitS> pupwork: foreign concept to you I know
<pupwork> BitS: hey now! you can't turn my "diss" around and "slam" me, that's against the rules! |
#29233 (116/296) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(RobbiePaul): i need to get a new pair of glasses, mostly because i dont have any and years of lack of girlfriend has caused me to go blind. |
#29260 (114/290) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Livewireo> AOL owns winamp?
<jestuh> yeah few years back they sold out
<Livewireo> ;[
<Livewireo> i feel so dirty...using AIM, using Winamp...oh, and having an AOL account |
#29613 (128/322) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<LordByron{l}> I didn't steal nuthin.... I "reassigned ownership"Comment: ACN #bdsm_dungeon
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#29938 (124/314) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ck02> i found out today my favorite pair of pants is from the GAP
<ck02> i took 15 showers in a row but i still feel dirty |
#31328 (192/496) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<marek> rape is such a bad term, lets call it surprise sex! |
#32197 (128/324) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Davey_Rootbeer> that's my favorite one
<rainyday> you could always draw a piccy of the person and stab that with a spork
<Davey_Rootbeer> won't work, he'll suck his own blood and grow stronger
<Davey_Rootbeer> we need to put a stake through it's heart
<Davey_Rootbeer> or a steak
<Davey_Rootbeer> so he'll die from calories
<Davey_Rootbeer> or mad cow |
#32663 (129/327) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<HiddenGenius83> wtf!?
<HiddenGenius83> have you ever seen a midget smile?
<HiddenGenius83> it looks like they're snarling
<HiddenGenius83> I swear to God
<StorDuff> you're watching that show on fox arent you
<HiddenGenius83> I turned the TV on, and BOOM! A midget smiling! Like fucking goatse for TV |
#32784 (121/305) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ducklord> that article is too long
<ducklord> as a child of the 90s I demand someone makes a summary of it
<ducklord> preferably containg the words "computer" and "hot chicks" |
#443 (121/305) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<VicViper> dorm = jail cell with internet
<SYch0> w/ fast internet |
#1970 (111/279) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<D1> but I wish I lived in the same house with 30 women.
* DooD rushes out to sue some sororities to get in
<kisama_> women are not sex objects, women are psychotic freaks
<kisama_> expect to take a six digit number if you want to go to the bathroom
<kisama_> and if you want to eat, make sure you have a lot of g's
<kisama_> ahh, like your closets filled with clutter?
<kisama_> want people to not stay out of your room?
<kisama_> maybe you'd like your bathroom closet being full of toilet paper and tampons?
<kisama_> yeah, think about that before you go out and say you want to live with 30 women |
#2107 (105/263) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SPD-DMN> yo theres a fucking swat team on the road accross from me
<SPD-DMN> im going to check it out
<RockShox> SPD-DMN will be back in 10 to 20 |
#2522 (135/341) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<josho> I JUST HAD A RANDOM ETHNIC DRESSING MOMENT
<josho> I PUT A TURBAN ON, SOME JEWELS, AND DANCED TO HATTEN AR DIN
<josho> back to starcraft editing |
#7273 (107/267) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
( CraNDaWG ) i just watched like 6 ddr videos and i must say
( CraNDaWG ) that is the _gayest_ bullshit i have ever seen
( Lev ) you know, real men who rustle cows and weld stuff prolly think us playing computer games and giggling at each others gayness on irc is the _gayest_ bullshit |
#7619 (108/271) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mander_> if east timor can be a nation..
<mander_> is there really any reason my bathroom can't be? |
#7966 (93/231) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(CitizenC): I spilled my ashtray all over my computer earlier today.
(CitizenC): Son of a bitch.
(CitizenC): Took forever to clean up.
(CitizenC): At least I don't have to empty my ashtray now. |
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