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#33060 (154/392) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* penut has joined #unbound
* ChanServ sets mode: +o penut
<Recon> wb penut
* Mayseth licks penut
* Dweller refrains from calling mayseth a nutlicker
<Recon> LOL
<Mayseth> I!
<Mayseth> HATE!
<Mayseth> YOU! |
#96531 (240/622) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dolfin> Reminds me of when a guy I know started a band with some guys from college.
<Dolfin> They were all fans of We Are Scientists so they called the band We Are Terrorists as a parody.
<Dolfin> When they finally got their first gig, they all went out on stage, only to see about 10 people and 50 cops standing there, not looking at all amused or impressed.
<Dolfin> They had a shitload of explaining to do, man.
<Dolfin> The moral is, be careful what you call your band, because first impressions mean a lot.
<Dolfin> Especially if those first impressions are going to get you arrested. |
#232309 (85/209) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jenny> Wrath comes out on my birthday :3
<Cerbis_Latran> yay
<Jenny> it's like Blizz are saying "happy birthday Jenny"
<Jenny> "have a piece of crap that crashes every ten minutes until it gets patched in three months"
<Jenny> "that'll be 30 euro" |
#290462 (59/141) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<anon9k3> i need to remmenber to buy a card tomorrow :/
<anon9k3> but I'm not sure what kind to get
<Allah> a condolence card
<anon9k3> ass
<anon9k3> birthday
<anon9k3> I mean, I'm not sure what kind of birthday card to get for the person
<Allah> male or female?
<anon9k3> female
<Allah> then defiantly a condolence card, females hate getting older |
#304873 (37/85) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jake|E5400> There's spaghetti in the southbridge
<Jake|E5400> and steak on my CD
<Jake|E5400> I kid you not
<Jake|E5400> I just dropped a steak on my XP install disk
<~tidux> lol
* Jake|E5400 wipes it off
<ll_TankPad> Windows XP Medium Rare EditionComment: #wtfpwnt on irc.rubbermallet.org
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#307893 (87/209) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<normalboy>rofl
<normalboy>re: hollow spy coins
<normalboy>Start the day thinking you had exact change to pay for breakfast; end the day realizing you paid with two dollars, three cents and six hits of acid.Comment: #wtfux
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#31 (539/1443) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<EM[mMF]> man
<EM[mMF]> unix manuals would be so much cooler
<EM[mMF]> if they had porn in them
<EM[mMF]> like "Basics of the Bash Shell"
<EM[mMF]> <LESBIAN PORN>
<EM[mMF]> i'd read that shit |
#168 (166/425) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Default> a girl in my gym class was getting sexually harrassed by the coach
<Default> then she got a haircut
<Cowika> in protest? |
#627 (137/346) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<iln> AlmtyBob: are both of j00r computers hooked up with cox?
<Ash> I'm awake! Did somebody say cox? |
#937 (117/294) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<QuoteSick> >:)
<QuoteSick> {:-)
<zantispam> :-{
<zantispam> ^^^ moustache
<zantispam> :-{>
<zantispam> ^^^ goatee
<acestus> {:-) ?
<acestus> Toupee?
<DigDug> >8)
<finkployd> :(-<(&) - not happy having a tapeworm |
#943 (130/328) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SysErr0r> i'm gonna eat a box of chocolate covered strawberries then jerk off
<SysErr0r> hows THAT for romance
<hypr> only romance if you are going to caress your penis with the strawberries |
#976 (111/278) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<digdug> wow
<digdug> did you ever wake up and feel like you've accidentally managed to get yourself into another dimension?
<digdug> it's one of those days...
<tokage> try /nick DigDug
<tokage> that'll probably fix it |
#1387 (133/339) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Squizzle> BIONIC PENIS BEAMS.
<JDigital> Or 'sperm', as they're more commonly known. |
#2049 (122/306) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ferney> I think the clog is bonged
<Ferney> LOL
<Ferney> whoa...I think the BONG is CLOGGED |
#2082 (105/260) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Brentai> Michael who?
<TonsOfFun-MasterToSmallGirls> J. Fox, Brent.
<Brentai> Oh, he's only mostly dead.
<Thom> Hutchence. An Australian rock star of little talent.
<Thom> Died having a wank.
<Brentai> Poor guy.
<Thom> Whilst hanging off've the back of a door by his tie.
<DigiGnome> His last words were "OH GOD! I'm COMING!" He never knew how right he was. |
#2928 (130/328) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kazz> Everybody kept screeching "DON'T DO IT LOOK AT ALL YOU'VE GOT TO LIVE FOR" and he was like "no im gona do it" and I said "How?" and he said "Knife through the heart" and I was like "Wicked. Send pics."
<Sharkey> My favorite one was back in #verge years ago. Finally after I ribbed her for about an hour she said that she'd slashed her wrists because of me. I asked her if she was typing with her tongue.
<Kazz> I suggested he fall on a chainsaw. He liked the messiness. |
#3373 (126/318) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Wes> While most dudes go day-to-day waiting for sex to happen, the sex offenders go out and MAKE it happen. |
#3453 (96/236) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jumper> which one are you reading ?
<snot> security experts ( news.com.com )
<Jumper> ah, news.com that redirects to news.com.com for unfatomable reasons
<Jumper> I guess they weren't commy enough
<Jumper> haw haw, get it ?? RED BASTARDS
<snot> they where news.com.com.com before the .com bust, guess they just playing it safe
<Jumper> yeah, they must've hyped down now |
#4768 (149/378) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** [ric] is now known as reign
*** reign is now known as [ric]
<[ric]> heh... mental note... try /whois instead of /nick next time |
#4860 (128/322) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cheerio> i like computers better than chicks cuz they will willingly accept my 3.5" floppy |
#6243 (117/293) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<`Brianne> stop it...youre making me feel all warm inside...
<`Brianne> oops wrong channel |
#6547 (123/309) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Soulphonat> My cat only speaks in analog
<Soulphonat> it's cute |
#6611 (96/236) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@meiso> he was trying to secure his server and made the root filesystem un-writeable |
#6770 (108/270) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Romhog> anyone know what an (edict 75) repeating error is in 3wctf?
<Superf0Rk> Romhog- yes
<Superf0Rk> Romhog- but i'm not telling you
<Superf0Rk> Romhog- until you comment on my nipples
<Romhog> they look like little stereo knobs ;o |
#6976 (121/304) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* vampyr giggles in a sinister manner
<vampyr> hmm..that didn't come out right
* vampyr chortles in a sinister manner |
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