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#16081 (126/316) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<McBob> THIS ROOM LACKS FUNNY
<Stickman_Retard> lol
<McBob> IT CANT HAVE FUNNY IF YOU SAY LOL TO "THIS ROOM LACKS FUNNY" |
#16293 (118/294) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Calrathan> omg, the despair is making me use gotos!
<Calrathan> goto cliff
<Calrathan> :cliff
<Calrathan> jmp 0xFFFFFFFF |
#17168 (101/250) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Fishfood> HAHAH
<Fishfood> BT ARGUING WITH AOL
<Fishfood> ITS LIKE BLIND FIGHTING THE BLIND!
<Funk> WITH THE RETARDED COMMENTATING |
#19067 (125/311) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* morn is now known as sarah15
* sarah15 is now known as morn
<morn> wrong network |
#20253 (102/252) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(syanide): whats a hacking master?
(DownKaos-): syanide: it's one of those guys who drinks a lot of red bull and jerks off to animated porn in his star trek suit |
#24127 (138/348) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Shadow> "Look! Up in the sky! Floating ejaculate!"
<Shadow> "Those are clouds, moron." |
#25037 (144/362) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jeev> there are 2 things i hate in life
<jeev> racists and mexicans |
#29046 (142/362) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MightyBlueJustice> If Jesus would've been shot to death instead of crucified would christians wear jewelry with firearms on it?
<K-Necrocide> It kinda makes you wish he was assraped to death with a big black cock. |
#30148 (131/329) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
seanpark37: whats that bash.cx thing?
Jabba2442: its a site dedicated to funny/stupid chatlogs
seanpark37: oh
Jabba2442: no relation to goatse
seanpark37: lol
seanpark37: thats what i was afraid of |
#30399 (112/282) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* davehartM fries an egg on an AMD
<@Nerf> mmm, fried
* Azhrarn fries his lap on his laptop
<Azhrarn> hrmm, there's an idea
* Azhrarn renames dnetc to eggfrier, runs it at higher priority and flips his laptop over
<Azhrarn> WHO WANTS OMELETES?Comment: #distributed@irc.distributed.net
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#31179 (119/297) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TheEnigma> If the old game of Truth 'n' Dare gets boring after a while, try intergrating a polygraph machine into it |
#32065 (113/281) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Preznix> penis adapter for gameboy advanced sp
<splice> finally, a use for the power glove |
#32944 (140/356) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<JustAGirl> did i miss something here?
<KArmA-> were you sleeping?
<KArmA-> is your ass sore?
<JustAGirl> no on both counts
ð LabMonkey hides the vacuum hose
<KArmA-> then noComment: #bifemunix on EFnet
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#14303 (104/257) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
HyperKinetic> Crap, I got olive jizz on my shirt
Bug> ...
Lyme> o_O
HyperKinetic> It's coooold!
Bug> Why were you jerking off an olive?
HyperKinetic> LOL, no
Bug> Little Hyper has some strange tastes.
HyperKinetic> ARGH
Lyme> Olivefucker
Bug> He's after the pimento. |
#14475 (95/235) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[Nothingface] fuck, I can't type
[@PMV] its easy
[@PMV] step 1: bang head on keyboard
[@PMV] step 2: repeat |
#15024 (100/247) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<river> actually...i don't think there are many levels of monogamy
<river> it's a boolean thing |
#15922 (104/259) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mikem> Myst IV: Yes Mac Users Still Think This Is Fun |
#18208 (123/310) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<runedx2> the other day... my cat was in my lap.. and i was petting it. but then i realized there wasn't a cat in my lap. :( |
#18735 (137/345) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
NickGXZ: I got waken up
NickGXZ: my sister said to me:
NickGXZ: "Haha...you had your hand up your ass"
NickGXZ: *sniffs hand*
NickGXZ: sure enough it smelled like ass. |
#19963 (117/291) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<deggie> I just 0wned a .jp!
<sacrine> damn you are elite :|
<eSDee> congrats
<deggie> yeah I know, can I ask you guys something?
<sacrine> do we have a choice?
<deggie> ok, how can I see what the ip address is of a site?
<eSDee> omg
<sacrine> omfg |
#22355 (131/335) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<AmorWork> anyone can help me?
<ZondrZout> Are you Italian?
<AmorWork> yes...
<ZondrZout> Sorry, we can't help you then
<AmorWork> :| ...lol? |
#24370 (101/249) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mindsnare> 48%
<mindsnare> bah
<mindsnare> hurry up bangbus
<saboteur> is that like netbus? |
#31259 (174/444) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[anewname] CAPS LOCK IS LIKE CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL |
#32523 (143/363) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pilmut> that hilton movie sucked
<pilmut> i held my load for like 48 hours to release it to that movie
<pilmut> and it was horrible
<NuKeM666> ROFL
<CrazyMF> lol!!
<@_razor> hahahahahaa |
#32783 (129/325) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Liontamer> I've meta-ed 1375 reviews.
<Liontamer> And, in other news, my penis is huge.
<SelectaNovel> @Lion: eBay?
<Liontamer> Um...no. I didn't buy it off of Ebay; That's the way the good Lord made me
<SelectaNovel> :-) rofl
<Infamous> i too have a huge penis
<Infamous> but unfortunatly i DID buy mine off e-bay :-\ |
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