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<Wonker> gay
<Wonker> homo
<Wonker> queer
<Wonker> fag
<Wonker> bottom licker
<Wonker> fudge packer
<Wonker> willy magnet
<turtle> man-butt doer.
<Yiff> Arsebandit
<Wonker> pillow biter
<Wonker> anal intruder
<dzee> Brown Pipe Technician
<Yiff> Vagina decliner. Ololo
<JAG> ass piss
<Wonker> no Jag, you havne't quite got the idea now, have you?Comment: #pcgam0r on gamesnet
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* gjinn[a] points to his atheist side
* EmersonOw points to his love for underaged boys
<EmersonOw> i mean my catholic side |
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<Guilty> Dont you know, if theres a hot white chick on a show, she invariably ends up with the "sweet, but rugged" black thug
<Guilty> It's an FCC regulation |
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[CaptHowdy] [~] $ touch /dev/genitalia
[CaptHowdy] touch: /dev/genitalia: Permission denied |
#394 (151/381) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<blazemore> i hate when you're trying to own someone
<blazemore> and then you own yourself |
#412 (155/389) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mogo-> my middle school got a blue ribbon for acheivement...
<natural> my school got a rainbow ribbon for homosexuality |
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* Mootar is away, watching porn [Pants:OFF] [Hands:ON] |
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"The difference between being in a relationship and being in prison is that
in prisons they let you play softball on the weekends."
- Bobby Kelton |
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(Curb) don't worry no trees were harmed in the search for my glasses, toes were stubbed and lives were lost...but all tress are fine |
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<JRichman> "Easy" only equals "better" for crack addicts and web developers. |
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<Sharkey> Why is it whenever I hear the phrase 'Battered Women' I think of fried food? |
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<kidjess> If you cause me problems
<tress> u will bust a cap in me ?
<kidjess> I will chop your penis off
<tress> oh my
<kidjess> and mail it to bob
<tress> oh oh oh my
<loser`> the postage on that would be like, 2 cents |
#2110 (117/291) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RaMTuFF> i like my women like i like my coffee
<RaMTuFF> quiet ! |
#3295 (99/243) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(Segment7) You cant buy happiness.
(Segment7) but you can lease it for $10,000/month |
#3625 (100/241) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<nakke> !dictionary fellatio
<FillyJonk> 2 entries found for fellatio.
<FillyJonk> fel-la-ti-o (f-l, -sh, f-) n. Oral stimulation of the penis. [New Latin, from Latin felltus, past participle of fellre, to suck. See dh(i)- in Indo-European Roots.]
<JibberJim> So billions is spent on making it possible for people to "chat" across the world, and access dictionary's and what do you do? - look up dirty words... |
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<Scofco> just because i like hairless chicks with small tits, and that are younger than me, does not make me a pedophile
<Scofco> it makes me borderline pedophile |
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<jestuh> we are professional idlers
<jestuh> we don't get paid to chat! |
#4457 (123/310) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<phubuh> WHY THE HELL DO PEOPLE DO THIS
<phubuh> I JUST DOWNLOADED SoF2 AND IT WAS BLACK&WHITE
<phubuh> OH I KNOW I'LL NAME IS SOF2 SO MORE PEOPLE DOWNLOAD FROM ME AND USE MY BANDWITH OR HEY WAIT A MINUTE
<Katana> I tried downloading Harry Potter and got Ancient Secrets of Asian Sex |
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<Focks> "Can I have a fag?" "You're a fag" "I mean a cigeratte, mate" "I'm not your mate, you fag!" |
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[Leviath] I have a funny tingle in my nose. At 3:30pm I ate some Kettle Chilli chips and went into this coughing/snorting fit and coughed a small piece of chilli chip up my nose and snorted it out. It burned like HELL and I in turn created a scene being the 27 year old crying gayboy with a bag of chips in one hand and some printer paper I used to blow my nose on in the other :((( |
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<FlagshipX> damn... i don't want to take a shower... i want to sleep
<thine_cow|PHP|> Flag: then, sleep in the shower!
<FlagshipX> hmm
<thine_cow|PHP|> (i've done it... sure you're all wrinkly but damnnit, you're refreshed all over!) |
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<dr.jd> whenever I think house is too cheesy, I just look towards dip and it makes me laugh happily
<dr.numa> dip is a good dancer.
<dr.jd> dip is, to my mind, the epitome of a disco house freak
<heathen> i remember once at wiltis some girl asked jeremy to dance.
<heathen> she was dancing all sexy on him and he was dancing like a spastic ninja mime on muscle relaxants.
<heathen> he began by doing something that looked a lot like the cabage patch as interpreted by rhythmless nun trolls. |
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<HomerHendelBergenHeinzel> ur so mean :L
<q> is that the frowning face of a stroke victim? |
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<Dane> i had a nice shave just then
<Dane> it turned out really well for mew
<Dane> purposely left just enough growth so that i still appear young and "hip" but still sufficiently mature and masculine
<cactoid> in other words, gay |
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<dream> five girls.
<dream> and he's fucking all of them behind all of their backs.
<@reflexive> that's a lot of poon.
<@plutonium> and herpes. |
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