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#61068 (133/333) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Ryan: Whats a good lie to fill some hours in? I have a day with nothing. lol
Andrew: uh.. something with orcs?
Ryan: lol, that would be telling the truth.
Andrew: thats sad
Ryan: I was playing WoW |
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< Kedrot> wtf...
< Kedrot> he Qi Crystal Ashtray cum Bowl is an excellent multi-tasker
for the home - it can double as a knick-knick bowl or
ashtray, as well as a strong Feng Shui enhancer!
< Kedrot> ...cum Bowl...?
< Zemyla> Latin, meaning "with", I think.
< taladan> well who doesn't need a cum bowl?
< taladan> only problem is, I had to buy mine a car to keep her happy :/Comment: #geekissues
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#294708 (138/346) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@|silicon> awesome customer of the day
<@|silicon> got a T1 point-to-point from us
<@|silicon> which you know would require 2 T1 routers
<@|silicon> so he goes to Fry's and gets two linksys 54gs
<@|silicon> no less than 3 people had to explain to him
<@|silicon> that will not work
<@|silicon> THEY ARE ROUTERS WHY NOT?!
<@|silicon> incredible irrational anger
<@|silicon> wow
<@|silicon> he seriously called SBC
<@|silicon> and they told him it would not work
<@|silicon> then he believed usComment: #geekissues EFNet
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#300909 (74/178) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Actual Chris: facebook is telling me to write on your wall too
Chaos: wow
Chaos: fuck you facebook
Chaos: everyone knows I'm pathetic just leave it be
Actual Chris: haha
Chaos: "hey, make sure this guy doesn't kill himself okay" |
#309671 (34/76) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<zifnab> one of my old wow friends
<zifnab> always yelled "GET YOUR RAID CUP"
<zifnab> so we asked him what a raid cup was
<zifnab> "So I can urinate without getting up"Comment: irc.gamesurge.net #RedditMC
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<Krameras> i know somebody who doesnt want to watch the Simpsons because its "too derogatory"
<CyberThor> Yeah. It's offencive to yellows everywhere! |
#14727 (98/240) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DistORt> is anyone here actually an op
<DistORt> or are you all just clever lines of script |
#15594 (90/219) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Nani-chan> hey folks, can we keep it semi clean right now? my parents might be watching and i dont wanna get in trouble
<Nani-chan> crack: 14 y.o girl, you dumbass cockless bitch
<RikisuuDelta> quite hypocritical if you ask me |
#15728 (95/233) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<marcus> hahah. these guys have a dedicated oracle server... an e3500 with 4
cpus and 4gb of RAM
<marcus> they've had it for 2 years now
<marcus> doing nothing but oracle
<marcus> with oracle configure to use no more than 128MB of ram
<marcus> and recently they've been complaining about performance
<marcus> they thought maybe they needed more memory
<marcus> i was like "uhhh. your dataset is smaller than physical ram" |
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<mikerosoft666>: CILF, car i'd like to fuck.
<ciduli>: yeah , right up the muffler, hehe.
<mikerosoft666>: well i was thinkin put it in the intake so it sucks on it.
<ciduli>: ewww, you sick fuck >:-0, youve actually thought about this!!!! |
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<Q> Verily I say unto thee: Whomsoever quoth "I am a hottie" on the internet, doth lie unto thee. |
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<DarkSpork> gods, I need to stop sleeping
<DarkSpork> Seriously. Every time I've slept in the last two weeks, I just have these godawful vivid nightmares
<DarkSpork> Last night's actually involved rm -rf / as root. That's actually the best of about 12. |
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<Rodent> Me and my penis have an understanding.
<Cornjob7> "I'm going to choke you till I get what I want?"
<Rhaz> You want the semen? I always considered that an annoying feature |
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<RocketFodder> that is the worst porn ever
<RocketFodder> that said, i'll..uh...bbl... |
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* Guest16686 (JAVGUEST@***.ipt.aol.com) has joined #tribesnz
* Guest16686 is now known as nima
<nima> hi
<nima> I'm thinking about moving to nz, is it a smart move?
<DJ> depends, do you like hobbits?
<nima> whats hobbits?
<duckstab> men who like stealing parts of your vagina in the night.
<duckstab> first night, bam - no cervix for you
* nima (JAVGUEST@***.ipt.aol.com) has left #tribesnz |
#24140 (111/275) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Em shows rawl his boobs
<Em> (.)(.(
Rhi takes pics
<Rawl> wtf
<Rawl> your boob is all fucked up
<Em> I think it has cancer |
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<@[CKS]Red_Robot> last time i was home i smoked a bowl in the middle of the night, and my mom woke up to go to the bathroom and told me "i can smell your pot, pothead"
<@[CKS]Red_Robot> then she went back to bed |
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<RoyalBlood> hes like "my dad tells me all about cars cuz he downloads them from the internet" ...
<RoyalBlood> i would have slapped him if i was closer
* Fembot knows all about women 'cause he d/l's them off the Internet |
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<`dsx-efnex> counterfieting canadian money is about as useful as cloning the french. |
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<pLADASK> damit i cant spell. need to update my keyboard drivers or summin |
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<@Rjx> I just spent 3 minutes trying to find the wire to my headphones
<@Rjx> then I realised.....THEY ARE WIRELESS HEADPHONESComment: #geekissues
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#28709 (111/275) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Stikes> I HATE fighting with gf online gah
<Sylan> easier to ignore her. =)
<Stikes> dude..im buff..
<Stikes> and she can kick my ass
<Tha_Burner> just go offline and tell her aim fucked up
<Stikes> she knows my ip and would just ping me or something |
#29634 (270/698) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[Asking for pictures.]
<Yosh^Yosh> you have to gain my trust for that :P
<Factotum> Fair enough, Yosh.
<Yosh^Yosh> ah, almost XD
<Yosh^Yosh> but i don't like the thought of you underssing me with your eyes :P
<CraiDt> How do we gain your trust Yoshiewoshieboshie
<CraiDt> And we don't do that with our eyes, we have photoshop for that |
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<Picco|0z> {[io_sreep]} Can you explain what RAID is to me?
<halcy0n> isn't it two harddrives where one holds all the 1's and the other holds all the 0's? |
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<FireEgl> *I* have guacamole flavored Doritos.
<FireEgl> They always make my poop green. =)
<FireEgl> I'm like my own Playdough Funfactory.. I get to pick what colors come out! =D |
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