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#8116 (115/283) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<egypt> bejeweled is hypnotic.
<zebra> omg bejeweled is like crack.
<egypt> i'm convinced this is an attempt at world domination.
<egypt> i can't stop playing this.
<egypt> MUST.. GET... JEWELS... INTO LINES OF THREEEEEEE.
<egypt> NO MOVES LEFT? BASTARDS!
<Allan> What's bejeweled?
<egypt> its like, tetris for the mentally challenged.
<zebra> omg I HATE that noise it makes when you lose.
<egypt> omg i KNOW
<egypt> it makes me feel like such a FAILURE
<zebra> it makes the baby jesus cry.
<egypt> "you have no friends. please find a disease and crawl into bed with it, thanks."
<zebra> That *GAME* makes me feel like a failure.
* zebra falls over laughing |
#8491 (116/286) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rafeil> i had a dream i had 3 penis's of varying legnth and direction
<rafeil> and 2 girls were sucking on them, but they were sucking on the numb ones. only one had feeling. it was like the head of the hydra myth
<helminthes> no.. not the numb ones.. oh god no.. {wakes up violently in cold sweat} |
#8993 (112/276) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Tron> damn non-geeks taking over the digital domain! |
#9360 (100/245) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[DeViL]Hawk> dammit u sothern punk my mums rich i looked at the price list
<FanBoy|Away> er? your mum is on a price list...figures |
#9391 (126/312) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Cienna> were you breast fed?
<Ragnarok> yes
<Ragnarok> recently in fact |
#35764 (153/381) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<chem> god
<chem> I asked this guy
<chem> to take a picture of his "drug stash"
<chem> so he sneds to me on AIM
<chem> AND HE SENDS ME 3 PICTURES OF HIS FUCKING DICK
<chem> jesus fucking christ
<chem> X.X
<soulbleed> hahaha |
#38194 (86/208) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DigDug> how do i read a .job file?
<dekkon> you have to go to work.exeComment: #geekissues @ EFnet
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#39245 (85/205) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+DarkSpirit> This sucks.
<+DarkSpirit> I got banned from Spanish class last week.
<+DarkSpirit> We were talking about the history of Spain, and how there is a large number of Asians living there.
<+DarkSpirit> And there's some jokes made about Japanese people pronouncing their "l's," like "r's."
<+DarkSpirit> There's some laughs.
<+DarkSpirit> And then we have to do these dialogues that we wrote ourselves.
<+DarkSpirit> Which are basiclly just conversations between a group of people
<+DarkSpirit> And we have to greet eachother and such.
<+DarkSpirit> And when it comes to be our turn, I tape my eyes back, so I look Japanese.
<+ricoblue> omg ds
<+ricoblue> lol
<+DarkSpirit> I turn my back to the class, and when my friend says "Hola."
<+DarkSpirit> I spin around, and as loud as I possibly can, yell "HORA! COMO ESTASU!"
<+DarkSpirit> And do the best jump kick I've ever done in my life.
<+DarkSpirit> And that's why I can't go back to Spanish class anymore. |
#39573 (96/234) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Rjx> I was in the canteen, and I forgot what I was doing
<@Rjx> so I wandered around a bit
<@Rjx> and I dropped my sandwich
<@Rjx> I must've been standing in the area where the retarded kids usually eat
<@Rjx> because some woman asked me if I was waiting for my carerComment: #geekissues
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#39919 (81/195) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mrwinkey> I had to date ALOT of women before I found my wife
<mrwinkey> most of them were money grubbing sluts
<mrwinkey> I enjoyed the slut part way more than the money grubbing part. |
#43586 (123/305) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<HauntedUnix> Don't mention milking in my presence, had a rather unusual meeting yesterday with someone..
<Dave2|Laptop> HauntedUnix, milking?
<HauntedUnix> Dave2|Laptop: Do you honestly want me to explain?
<Dave2|Laptop> yes
<HauntedUnix> As a Prefect, I get the amazing fun to go visit primary schools, for the whole.. Year 7 introduction thing. One of the year 4s came up to me and said.. "The teacher is a cow.. we milk her boobies"
<Ebola> HauntedUnix: Did he explain the milkng process? :P
<HauntedUnix> Ebola: I said "That's nice.." and ran away |
#44618 (121/299) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<looksofat>I sent my mom out for food 3 hours ago
<looksofat> stupid mom eating world |
#48330 (116/284) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<HonkyKong> It's like people realize that if they stop buying their shitty products, Sony might actually get some QA, but folks just don't care.
<brakk3n> i knew when buying it if it had the words "sony" on it
<brakk3n> it would be a POS
<HonkyKong> It's like an entire generation that's been dropped on their heads one too many times.
<HonkyKong> I mean sure, my brother owns a PS2 and likes it.
<HonkyKong> But he also used to eat lead paint.
<brakk3n> i've owned 10 ps2's
<brakk3n> if that tells anything
<HonkyKong> You drank from the bucket? |
#50369 (140/350) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<molo> penis
<treb> whats the plural of penis? is it peni?
<kroggy> gang rape.Comment: #homeworld
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#50647 (115/283) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Eonwe> the moon tonight is gorgeous
<Smeghead> Thank you. I just had it waxed.
<JoeK> Oh my god, yes it is
<JoeK> red-orange
<Smeghead> Well, there was some irritation...
* Jessity goes to look
* Smeghead drops trou |
#52702 (91/221) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
GOTENKS75: i cant believe I have started listening to emo
GOTENKS75: should I just kill myself?
GOTENKS75: actually no
GOTENKS75: that would be the emo thing to do |
#52827 (77/185) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<PHOENIXFORCERUL> danish is german or spanish??
<benne^> it's danish ;) you know, Denmark.
<PHOENIXFORCERUL> owww
<PHOENIXFORCERUL> they have their own language??
<PHOENIXFORCERUL> damn |
#54151 (140/352) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Diamond> But then again, as a programmer I'm obsessed with code that just plain looks good.
<Diamond> I want to look at code and go "You are a beautiful woman"
<Diamond> And then, I make love to it by adding on to it.
<Diamond> I'm a very romantic programmer. |
#33595 (206/528) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Fonix> Windows told me to make a new password and I put in 'penis'...
<Fonix> and it said it was too short. :( |
#41691 (89/217) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Andenno> My dog just farted, and the cat started looking in disgust. |
#42624 (117/289) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<FriedGold> Gentlemen... welcome to recursion club. The first rule is: you do not talk about recursion club. The next rule is: see first rule. |
#42904 (110/272) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BolognaMoFo> the only way I use warez is to ask where my pants are
<BolognaMoFo> warez my pants |
#44435 (93/227) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Neitokun wanders around looking for something to do * maybe i'll just go into the *gasp* real world... <<
<Neitokun> nevermind, theres a new story coming up on slashdot.
<Neitokun> ... >< did i seriously just say that?
<Doc_Shinryuu> Yes, you did. :D
<Neitokun> damnit. |
#54252 (147/369) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<minion> a kid tried to kill himself today at school
<legoman> tried? what went wrong?
<minion> he tried to hang himself and the rafter broke
<legoman> what sort of shoddy-ass structure was he in?
<legoman> a tent? |
#60160 (145/365) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[23:18:38] <Num43> ffs...fake upload...not working
[23:18:58] <Trinexx> so why dont you just... upload normally?
[23:19:03] <Trinexx> you know, seed for awhile
[23:19:08] <Trinexx> LIKE YOURE SUPPOSED TO DO
[23:19:12] <Trinexx> YOU GREEDY FUCK |
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