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#25122 (118/290) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<|Phreak|> Mind2: do you know of anything to benchmark/stresstest an ftpd?
<PsychoOne> phreak: make a post to slashdot telling them you have naked pictures of richard stallman
<Mind2> you don't want naked pics of stallman.
<Mind2> the nutbag of a nutbag is not recommended viewing. |
#25131 (126/312) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* ClusteR- is away [log: on]
<Icecream> What script are you using?
<ClusteR-> huh?
<ClusteR-> I don't use any script
<Icecream-> So did you just type /me is away [log: on] or what?
<ClusteR-> yeah... |
#28934 (115/283) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<fred> oh yeah and he asked me " the naval service is a fighting force. how do you feel about enemy forces dieing as a result of your actions?"
<Chris[ni]> lol
<fred> i repplied with : " i wanna kill all my life. killing is why i get up in the morning. you got anybody to kill around here?"
<Chris[ni]> did he ask "how do u feel about dieing?"
<Chris[ni]> whist reaching into his coat?
<fred> yeah. i can't remember much else.
<fred> except the police cars arriving. |
#29560 (179/455) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* @o_0 does some cool skateboard tricks
* +LobsterOctopus skates with jb
<+LobsterOctopus> im pooped, lets go get some fruity trix!
<@o_0> ok, theyre so delicious and theyre shaped like fruits, i cant resist.
<Trix Rabbit> bwahaha with this clever disguise, trix will be my prize!
*** Trix_Rabbit is now known as `Percyval
* `Percyval does some crazyyy zoom zoom skateboard stunts
<@o_0> damn percys tearing it up
* +LobsterOctopus calls percy out "yo, you got some hot moves brutha, want some trix?"
* `Percyval screams out "AT LAST THE COLOR FRUITY BREAKFAST OF TRIX IS MINE!!!"
* `Percyval crashes on skateboard
<@o_0> look!!! hes not teh percy!! hes teh silly rabbit!!!
<`Percyval> WGF!!!!! NO!!!!
*** `Percyval is now known as Trix_Rabbit
*** o_0 sets mode: +b *!*@social.rr.com
*** Trix_Rabbit was kicked by o_0 (silly rabbit, trix are for kids!) |
#29888 (141/351) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<wardrobe> The following NEW packages will be installed:
<wardrobe> emacsen-common libcompfaceg1 libpq3 xemacs21 xemacs21-basesupport
<wardrobe> xemacs21-bin xemacs21-mule xemacs21-mulesupport xemacs21-support
<wardrobe> 0 upgraded, 9 newly installed, 0 to remove and 4 not upgraded.
<wardrobe> Need to get 29.9MB of archives.
<wardrobe> After unpacking 93.4MB of additional disk space will be used.
<wardrobe> NINETY THREE MEGS FOR A TEXT EDITORComment: Quite.
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#30447 (148/370) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Scoth> Olyndar: You coughed on her? How rude
<Olyndar> She liked it.
<Olyndar> She's kinky like that.
* lemming chuckles
<lemming> hmm
<Olyndar> FEEL THE GERMS INVADING YOUR BODY LIKE SO MANY TINY PENISES! |
#31957 (132/328) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kotetsu> i just put a suppository up my ass
<Ash> It's a unique feeling, ne? ^_^
<Ash> You shove them in partway, then they just get sucked up like an auto-loading CD drive. |
#295281 (85/205) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Blueshirt> damn it
<Blueshirt> sailor moon will have to wait
<Blueshirt> parents downstairs |
#297171 (77/185) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<bigman> dude, i just drew a bunch of cocks all over my textbook
<bigman> like whenever someone is standing, there would be a penis there in front of their face
<razor> isn't that kinda gay...
<bigman> only if they're male
<razor> no, i mean the fact that you enjoy drawing penises
<razor> you're like the guy from superbad who couldn't stop drawing dicks
<razor> and you think you're the next best thing because you're drawing them in peoples' faces?
<bigman> dude, that's low
<bigman> i'm gonna take our old yearbook and draw a big schlong where your mouth is
<razor> ... |
#297507 (147/367) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[+Rickmasta] What would you say is the main chinese religion?
[~knoeki] Rickmasta: opression?Comment: #zomgwtfbbq, irc.p2p-network.net
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<TwoPointOh> ZenGwen: do you get easily offended by references to 9/11?
<ZenGwen> no
<TwoPointOh> okay
<TwoPointOh> i had a great idea for a t-shirt |
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<watashi-x> Oh my God! Are you attemping to DoS me?
<Polymer> WTF are you talking about dumb ass
<Polymer> I can't get into your MS-DOS |
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<SWM> catholics are stupid
<SWM> "masturbation is a sin"
<SWM> I sure showed them |
#898 (122/301) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<timmo> make me dumplings
<timmo> and some grit
<Fustard> grits*
<Fustard> grit would be dirt, tim
<timmo> no zach im watchin my weight i only want one grit |
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<disgrunt> New "Britney"'s born in the US every year: 1,483.
<disgrunt> New "Dick Tease"'s born in the US every year: 3.
<disgrunt> That's the funniest shit I've ever seen.
<disgrunt> How would you like to be named Dick Tease?
<fade_> haha
<fade_> well, britney sure is a dick tease
<cout> disgrunt: I'd go by "Richard" |
#2099 (117/293) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ScratGod> I put a comment by each line of code that says
<ScratGod> x = 1; // FUCK YOU FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF BITCH |
#3186 (102/246) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(Sarojin) Haha nice, I got referred to the Jews for the Preservation of Firearms Ownership by askjeeves.com, and the banner on the top said across it "WHY PAY RETAIL!?" |
#6215 (97/237) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[giR`] WTF am i supposed to do with all of these TV's!!!!
[zimm] ever heard of surround vision?
[zimm] daisy chain them or something |
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<SD-Washu> ST. LOUIS - A former Southern Baptist Convention president stirred interfaith tumult when he described Muhammad, Islam's revered founder, as a "demon-possessed pedophile." |
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<casss> divX runs slightly jittery on comp
<casss> is that cause of vid card?
<JtHMx> it's cuz you're gy
<sirg> but how does the codec know that?
<JtHMx> it's magic
<sirg> very cool!
* sirg is way impressed |
#7486 (100/244) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<hopi> let's talk about my need for once
<hopi> er wrong window |
#7524 (106/260) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<yunicus> sometimes i can't deal with you people in text format |
#7693 (109/266) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Phuser> fuck me.
<FadeJade> Why
<Phuser> i have no good reason |
#7783 (109/268) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<u238|duhasst> pdf's suck for reading on the toilet |
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<@n909> this guy is traveling in oregon
<@n909> and ran out of weed
<@n909> so he comes to #oregon
<@n909> and asks us for some |
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