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#8667 (123/301) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<cryterion> that the girl had a nickname.
<cryterion> "mouse"
<cryterion> have you ever stepped on a mouse's tail?
<cryterion> and heard it squeak?
<cryterion> this girl did that at the point of orgasm.
<cryterion> "EEEEEEEEEEEE! |
#8902 (113/275) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<DL|horses> Death to all who oppose me!
* Warlord dies |
#9494 (152/376) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<normaliamnot> u ppl here about this building, i think it called, trade center, or big trade center or something?
<normaliamnot> it broken |
#11485 (109/265) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<jre> I know how to end racism. It involves a lot of fucking.
<egg> 1st ANNUAL ORGY TO END RACIAL DISCRIMINATION
<Idiotsavant> Usher in the vaunted age of syphilis |
#120 (202/509) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<DigDug> warez > sex
<kisama> it is true.
<kisama> i'd rather watch a progress bar than have sex. |
#445 (136/337) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ck2k> i tap her car's bumper
<ck2k> and she has this estimate
<ck2k> 200 bucks
<ck2k> fuck you
<ck2k> for 200 bucks i can hire someone to kill your bitch ass |
#531 (166/413) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Fustard> i should take a picture of my penis like orion, and give it away as a present
<w3nis> maybe you shouldnt
<DigDug> yeah, maybe you shouldn't
<Fustard> yeah maybe i shouldnt |
#2330 (103/251) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[13:18] *** BombScare (BombScare@XDDD.10x.bro) has joined #phear
[13:18] <BombScare> woo...lets see how long my cable lasts today
[13:22] *** BombScare (BombScare@XDDD.10x.bro) Quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
[13:23] *** BombScare (BombScare@XDDD.10x.bro) has joined #phear
[13:23] <LPC> new record
[13:23] <LPC> 4 minutes |
#4008 (119/293) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<evil-guru> if the Bible says Pi equals 3, the Pi must equal 3
<j-la> Thou shalt not reckon in decimals. |
#5269 (125/308) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<clay> protocol defines that i place nothing less than a television UP YOUR ASS |
#5315 (127/313) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Knighted> JLsoft: when i was flying into toronto, there was a good deal of cloud coverage and visibility was low. so i looked out the window and immediately though "this is like an N64 game" |
#5417 (135/334) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Yusaku> "God dammit mom, why the fuck did you buy me an xbox?" "What, how can you tell?" "Well, that present under the Christmas tree is either a coffee table, or an xbox...I'm hoping it's a coffee table." |
#5483 (119/292) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<kkenn> Traffic lights
<kkenn> Remember folks. Traffic lights timed for 35 mph are also properly timed for 70 mph. |
#5942 (110/269) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<DrWoody> Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'y' becomes silent. |
#6176 (89/215) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Hostile> when i woke up i found pictures of Salma Hayek, A turkish guy's
page and my flip flop in my scanner |
#6438 (93/225) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<shev> Efnet needs to get mIRC to include an air raid siren wav file, and play it when there's a server hack |
#6626 (131/324) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<BrantB> OMG!
<CecilPL> what?
<BrantB> I just used an acronym for Oh My God for the first time ever |
#6749 (103/251) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<josh> I was on this conf one time and they were doing 3way calling to prank call grocery stores, and this chick would ask if they had keilbasa, then ask if it would be good for 'experimenting" with
<josh> this one guy was like "yeah, it'd work good for that" |
#7001 (107/261) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<LizziBabe> Kiri! I got something you just *gotta* have!
<Lazarus> Lizzi: Sex? |
#7428 (117/287) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Phuser> my fan club has a member
<Phuser> my member has a fan club |
#7775 (94/228) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<n> the only thing that gets him away from eq is beer
<Doza> at least he hasn't totally sold out
<n> what we need is a helmet we can strap onto him... with tubes that go down his thoat... and you hook it up to the puter... and it dispenses beer every time he gets a frag
<n> then he'll play q3 |
#7889 (103/249) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<rabbit|hci> www.crap.com/welcome2lastweek.jpeg <- fodder :p
<Fodz> welcome to being gay <- rabit
<rabbit|hci> well, a welcome from an established member of a community always means something. :) Thanks fodder |
#8018 (112/278) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<syncretic> whats the best program for capping tv
<JtHM> Handgun v2.4b |
#8218 (105/256) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<DotSPF> just got myself a shitload more lesbo porn
<killck> good?
<DotSPF> damn they have so much more fun when we're not around |
#8526 (134/330) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<helminthes> haikus are real gay
<helminthes> cause they put limitations
<helminthes> on syllables used |
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