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#33505 (167/407) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SexyTurd> oh yuck the most horrible wet fart just came out of my butthole
<Golurilu> wtf
<Golurilu> was it absolutely necessary to share that?
<SexyTurd> sorry
<Golurilu> Somehow my bran muffin doesn't seem so tasty anymore :( |
#33576 (121/291) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< nocturnal> GAH!!!
< nocturnal> wtf
< nocturnal> if i find the fucker who put Close Other Tabs next to Close Tab i will rip his colon out and feed it to his ass |
#35977 (78/182) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pasi> do people there usually eat the college/uni or at home?
<FJ> i don't usually try to eat my college.
<FJ> its a huge building, i expect it'd damage my teeth, too |
#38251 (81/189) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jaymi> I'm feeling brave
<Jaymi> today I ate cheese from a can |
#40096 (126/302) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* edward wonders what is french for bling bling
<mrben> edward: le bling-bling
<edward> mrben: the french don't like just importing words from english, have to invent their own
<mrben> le jewellery formidable shinee? |
#40901 (94/222) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* sanjay has joined #hack
<sanjay> im very much in love with a girl since past 6 yrs ..it was all going fine
<riddler> oh hell no
<riddler> don't make me DoS you, boy
<sanjay> but recently i have started feeling that she is now changing .. and trying to ignore me
<sanjay> i think she has someone else now in her life .. im still very much in love with her
<sanjay> can anyone hack her email id for me .. i just wana check her emails ..
<riddler> I'm SO banning everyone when i get ops back |
#45903 (85/199) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<thinman> we should start a compy porn site, with pictures of computers with their covers off
<@joseph> haha
<@joseph> like furniture porn
<thinman> Choose your fetish: x86 + x86 : x86 + PowerPC : x86 with RAIDs : RAIDs on RAIDs : Macs with two mouse buttons : Barely legal Laptops : Dirty Printer Stories : x86's with DUAL 22" Monitors! : HUGE Floppy insertions : Role PlayComment: #filter on SlashNET
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#46201 (70/162) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Imperialism32: You know what I just noticed
Imperialism32: Nothing ever fucking happens in South America
Imperialism32: Seriously
Imperialism32: when was the last time you heard about ANYTHING from there?
Imperialism32: I usually forget it exists until I play Risk |
#52088 (160/394) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<samuraisam> Whats worse than a cold toilet seat? A warm one. It makes you think "why is this toilet warm?". Then you understand that it is warm because.. |
#56328 (145/351) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CarbonCpy> I used to have Raggedy Anne & Andy on tape. It's not gay for me to admit that, is it?
<Og|Oggilby> no
<Og|Oggilby> I used to have it
<egg> 2 gays don't make a straightComment: #gbs-tv
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#61433 (185/455) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mvz> my morning erection is my power on self testComment: #olsentwins
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#61916 (165/401) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<e|cel> who is ray charles ?
<e|cel> a musician i see
<TodesAngst> yeah, but he didn't |
#75078 (179/439) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<shen> I wanted to listen to my iPod, but, I left the headphones in the car
<shen> so I turned it on and put the headphone jack close to my ear to see if I could hear anything
<shen> it didn't work |
#34801 (154/376) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<asshat> heres my impression of jacky chan
<asshat> -__-
<asshat> heres my impression of someone with big eyes
<asshat> 0_0
<asshat> heres my impression of an emoticon with deep mommy issues
<asshat> :-|
<ocean2> here's my impression of you if you keep doing this
<ocean2> x_x
<asshat> *_* |
#37972 (112/266) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Joe>(Geography) What is the basic unit of currency for United Arab Emirates ?
<Jim> pound
<Dalener> euro
<Jim> dinar
<Dalener> dollar
<Dalener> rupee
<Jim> peso
<Dalener> dinero
<Ellie> marc
<Dalener> franc
<Jim> rand
<Dalener> dollor
<Dalener> goat
<Dalener> small boy
<Mrs_Grima_Wormtongue> lol |
#37978 (80/188) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Nam-Ereh-Won> <NEW-Fox_McCloud> I'm from a universe that parallels yours
<Liquid> A universe without periods.
<Liquid> PARADISE!
<|Cyrus|> For women... |
#38609 (105/251) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Marc: For example, open an MPG file in EditPlus
Marc: It's mostly gibberish
Chen: All I see now is blonde, brunette, redhead |
#40995 (72/166) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Rich: Guess who visited my little brother's middle school yesterday?
Rich: Go on, guess.
Rich: It starts with a "G" and ends in "FUCKED UP OUR NATION" |
#42415 (97/231) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+h3n> hmm, it kind of reminded me of this "skiing" game i made in dos where i did like 50000 'dir's and then moved the mouse and it left a trail and i tried to ski between the files |
#43467 (92/218) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<popeye> rolloffle do you eat meat
<rolloffle> of course I do
<popeye> if you do then you murder
<rolloffle> you think I'm some kind of fag or something?
<popeye> well you are from europe
<popeye> so how does it feel to be a murderer
<rolloffle> pretty tasty.Comment: #gnaa irc.gnaa.us
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#45715 (117/281) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Tigger> It is raining
* Tigger cups her hands together around her mouth
<Tigger> Hello! anyone home?
* Phoon finishes peeing off the balcony |
#55361 (127/305) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<fruitkat> i think i laughed because it was coupled with the word butter. butter pickle. hehe.
* pickle slowly walks away whilst smiling and nodding...
<fruitkat> :)
<fruitkat> im not CRAZY
<fruitkat> now im imagining a pickle smiling and nodding
<fruitkat> STOP IT!Comment: #qx
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#56410 (113/271) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<PRoger> i recently purchased a broken dell laptop. the screen was broke. so i ordered a new one. i know how to fix that, but on my quest to hide the fact that i have a dell product (i despise dell), i decided to paint it, and maybe drill a hole for an acrylic window. nobody has them in laptops.
<PRoger> well, i took it all apart painted it...all that fun stuff. now its mostly back together and it works. but only off the battery, not wall power.
<PRoger> my desktop also decided to die as well. so i have 1.75hours of battery/computer time left.
<PRoger> aw man I just noticed my battery has dead cells. it just went from 56% to 0% dammit!!
*** Quit: PRoger (Ping Timeout: 54 Seconds)
<snorlax> ouch. I was actually going to stop idling and try to help him until I saw that his laptop battery was the only source of power. |
#57940 (140/340) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
+ chedder - you know what would be the best defacement
+ chedder - if you print a screenshot of the website, wipe your ass with it, scan it and replace there website with that one image
+ chedder - of the site
+ chedder - with shit smeared all over it
% dDevil - Lmao
% dDevil - I must say, that is a good idea.
+ chedder - except it would get your scanner all pooey |
#61111 (183/447) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<farce> i was at a strip club and this hot little mexican girl showed me she was lactating
<feti> and you're like, put that shit back.
<farce> hell no.
<CJB2K686> you sucked ?
<farce> hell yeah.Comment: efnet/#php
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