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#29914 (133/319) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<LEitW> Hmm, if Arnold wins the election, will he remember it tomorrow?
<Orca> He'll probably grope somebody nearby in celebration...
<LEitW> That's a given
<SuperXdude> if he loses, will he say "I'll be back..."? |
#30084 (150/366) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@MiMiC> I am the king of all men
<@MiMiC> I just gave this girl an orgasm on the phone
<@Catgirl[BTEG]> "An" orgasm? Weak.Comment: #bteg, Gamesnet
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#32495 (129/309) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<VariQuiz> fuckers
* VariQuiz is now known as Varitek
<somniloquy> arsemunch
<dionysian> dicklick
<Varitek> cuntbreaths
<dionysian> testicularwaste
<somniloquy> goatrimmer
<Varitek> fucknuggets
<dionysian> analclenches
<somniloquy> wankstaves
<arch-w0kr> kakwheels
<dionysian> pubiczirconia
<Varitek> chuffchuggers
<somniloquy> jizzguzzlingbitchwhores
<arch-w0kr> chodegobblers
<Varitek> jismlickers
<Varitek> I must admit, I like 'pubiczirconia'
<dionysian> Varitek, you would like pubiczirconia |
#32574 (171/415) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<L33tKrew> MY HAMSTER IS SO STUPID
<L33tKrew> he keeps climbing the bars
<L33tKrew> and falling off
<Gothic_CatGirl> Hamtarooooooo
<L33tKrew> then repeats
<Kupo> your hamster will never get to be a lawyer now! |
#11906 (119/285) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ima`> www.google.com
<boy_scout> Open up fucking IE you lazy bastard
<ima`> i don't know how to open IE any other way |
#12351 (124/298) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** Joins: Morrison (Me@bgm-24-95-151-178.stny.rr.com)
<Morrison> HI
<KaeFK> you are not authorized to peruse the content in this channel.
<KaeFK> you shall leave at once or be terminated
<Morrison> Sorry
<Morrison> bye
*** Parts: Morrison (Me@bgm-24-95-151-178.stny.rr.com) |
#12395 (151/366) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Blackout> is it ok to masturbate and irc at the same time, what ya guys think
<@fragge> dont aim your cum on my nick |
#13734 (108/258) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sumez> Adam could just sacrifice another rib for another woman. :P
<Nobuyuki`> sumez: yeah, and two more ribs and he wouldn't need any more women |
#15946 (127/305) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Samrod> while ME, on the other hand, FOUND a digital Casio watch, spend 2 days breaking the code to access the phonebook, called a buncha peaple to see who they know in common, and eventually found its rightfull owner, which turned out to be a classmate
<fGewA> me find digital watch!
<fGewA> me call rightful owner! |
#18937 (133/320) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<khalek> can't you shell out into the real world?
<khalek> er internet rather
<khalek> note to self internet != real world |
#19391 (120/288) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Vulpes> I feel fine.
<Su-chan> Goooooooood.
<Su-chan> *hands Vulpes a cookie*
<Vulpes> Actually, I have a slight tummyache. Too many cummy bears, I think.
<Vulpes> ...
<Vulpes> gummy.
<Vulpes> I'm going to go back to writing now. |
#21148 (123/296) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<StmChser> anyone here know any good gay pron sites?
<StmChser> er
<StmChser> pay
<StmChser> shi
<StmChser> t |
#22078 (98/232) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ElDuderino> I heard having sex with women made you gay
<Shai-Gar> is that why youve never tried it mark? |
#24387 (123/295) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Sortova> Heh - Singapore has at least 58 WiFi access points
< Sortova> http://www.wifinder.com
< jbroomeLUG> Sortova: $5 sucky, sucky *and* wireless! Score!
< Sortova> I did *not* just read that |
#26214 (132/320) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dekkon> SHE HAS DSL
<Killrbyte> Digital Subscriber Line?
<nyisles> is it from Speakeasy?
<Killrbyte> Tell her to get cable. Its faster.
<Dekkon> DICK SUCKING LIPS
<Dekkon> DAMN NERDS |
#27868 (99/235) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<lordCONAN> just cause something was written before you were porn, doesnt mean its shit
<Twinsen> HAHAHA
<Dextas> porn on the mind eh lc? |
#28857 (103/245) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<VeryCoolCat> oh god, im gonna watch out what videos i download on the net
<strangled-cake> why?
<strangled-cake> MPAA subpoena?
<VeryCoolCat> no
<VeryCoolCat> i got a bad porno |
#29081 (145/351) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<karynn> someone is attempting to eat my arm
<lisa> that's my friend Mister Flesh Eating Bacteria!
<lisa> He's a bit misunderstood. :( |
#29625 (146/354) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<J3anyus> just got done playing gunbound
<J3anyus> kthx
<Hatter> what is that j3
* gloone (martin@terrorist.se) has joined #ramen
<J3anyus> it's like worms
<J3anyus> but it's free
<J3anyus> and better
<gloone> are you talking about masturbation again?
<gloone> it's all you do in here |
#30354 (163/397) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<zP|Russina`cs> the teacher was like justin did you do your homework
<zP|Russina`cs> i was like no forgot to
<zP|Russina`cs> shes like well thats bad news
<zP|Russina`cs> i was like well i got some good news i just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance |
#30362 (124/298) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Drag-oN> twinkie? oO
<@Zeromecha> Twinkie, the only food tough enough to survive a nucular blast
<@Drag-oN> it contains roaches? OO |
#30573 (156/384) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MaTriX-> my cousin tells me "what does cum mean"
<MaTriX-> i tell her, go ask the guy u think is really cute......
<odom> dude
<Suicidaltaco> dude how old is she
<odom> how old is she
<MaTriX-> 14
<odom> tell her wait 3 yrs and call odom
<SDS91> tell her to call me 3 years ago |
#31337 (284/708) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kode54> next quote up is #31337 |
#32145 (111/265) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cjohnson> wtf
<cjohnson> thinkgeek is distributing panties now?
<cjohnson> http://www.thinkgeek.com/interests/valentines/6796/
<cjohnson> hmm
<Zunger> lol
<cjohnson> hopefully they'll post action shots of some of those |
#32531 (143/345) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DimaV> http://bash.cx/?search=Gothic_CatGirl&order=quote_id&sort=asc&limit=25&approved= 0
<Gothic_CatGirl> Holy crap
<Gothic_CatGirl> That's a lot
<DimaV> ur popular
<DimaV> ur like a porn star, only we get to talk to u |
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