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#311173 (15/29) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<paulguy> Kenya East sounds like a knockoff Kanye West |
#33227 (128/304) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
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<Drummer_B> may i ask if this is a roms channel?
<nylint> drummer_b: all you have to do is !list
<Drummer_B> ahhhhhhhhhh ok thanks :)
<Drummer_B> !list
* Drummer_B was kicked by nylint (auto-kick: no triggers or roms, bitch!)
* Drummer_B has joined #emu
<nylint> and you'll get kicked
<nylint> i didn't tell you what it would DOComment: #emu efnet kthxbye
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#33267 (121/289) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Al> tr0n's mother left her body to science, but they sent it back
<tr0n> al's mother left her body to the wolves, but they sent it back
<Al> well somebody ate it |
#34387 (124/296) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Wong is trapped in an eternal limbo between sleep and the John Honey Building
<Prophet_Tenebrae> that sounds like an episode of star trek: enterprise
<Prophet_Tenebrae> except too interesting. |
#35821 (101/239) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kerpal55> hey guys
<kerpal55> whats the one movie
<kerpal55> where that fat kid is rapping
<kerpal55> about like
<+fftacs> no, stop now! |
#36443 (109/259) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(Deranged): I was watching this thing on the discovery channel about the mating rituals of whales. Did you know that the male whale shoots out 400 gallons of sperm during an ejaculation? But only 250 gallons of that actually go inside the female. So that means, 150 gallons of sperm just float around in the ocean everytime a whale blows his load. Kinda makes you wonder if that's what makes the water so salty....
(Mayseth): I've drank sea water by mistake you know. I don't need to know this now!
(Deranged): HAHAHAHA
——> (Deranged) has quit IRC (Kill by Mayseth (I hate you.)). |
#48610 (133/317) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Balumstorm> I wonder if I can get this code in the kernel
<daveb> DCC it to me
<Balumstorm> daveb: okay
<daveb> oh, this is some nice code, it should be accepted
<Balumstorm> Yeah, I found it in some old OS
<daveb> really?
<Balumstorm> Yeah, SCO or something like that
<daveb> ..... :( god I hope youre joking... |
#53100 (133/319) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Vent> if I ever get drunk and can't get it up in bed I'll tell her erection reset by beer |
#54292 (152/368) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Retro> I always wonder if people who watch anime are all playing the world's longest practical joke on the rest of the world |
#56772 (172/418) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Serena[T]> hey Catcher, how's it going?
<Catcher> not much Serena[T], about to go on a little date
<Catcher> well, kind of
<Catcher> our night kind of got blown to bits
<Catcher> so we're skipping the dinner, and skipping the movie we planned
<Catcher> and we're just going straight to the hotel room :P
<jonathans> hot
<jonathans> what breed is sheComment: efnet #geekissues
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#67405 (160/388) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Phroziac> lol, my dad thought kelly clarkson was country
<HellDragon> lol
<HellDragon> wow
<TheBiggestGnome> wow?
<HellDragon> oops, i misreaded " my dad thought kelly clarkson was A country"
<Phroziac> LOL
<ajnewbold> "Today President Bush met with the leader of Kelly Clarkson for another round of missile talks." |
#69440 (163/395) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Anony-X>I use Photoshop for morally questionable purposes. |
#11888 (112/270) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sparks> got the house to myself for the evening
<Robert> bbl
<Robert> hehe enjoy ;)
<sparks> guess I'll invite a bunch of friends over and have a party and play rap music
<sparks> by which I mean I'll order a pizza and nair my legs |
#12710 (120/287) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Mr_Saturn> im surprised you won the race with 3 million other sperm <VenDi> i never raced in anythin dumbass |
#14666 (97/229) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[02:17:43] • +wysiwyg sings "your no good for me i dont need nobody, dont need no one thats no good for me"
[+wysiwyg] and if ne1 points out it should be "you're" ill kill em
[@Miz] i'll
+wysiwyg slaps Mr Pedantic with a flacid kipper
[Sarcho] flaccid?
[+wysiwyg] oh fuck off |
#14729 (104/244) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sin> there must be a better way to get money then to actulyl get a job |
#16754 (118/282) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@whistler> on the down side i no longer have a phone
<@whistler> on the up side i have a brand new bong |
#16768 (128/306) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<QiCK> Don't I just look ravishing in my father's dress. |
#16906 (116/276) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Afterglow> . I also have a familiarity with local area networks, including DHCP, DNS, penis, and Microsoft networking file shares. |
#18744 (113/267) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Breianna> no useless profanity?
<Breianna> oh fuck |
#19082 (134/320) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<3vildr3@d> I hate gays
<3vildr3@d> Once I passed out at a party
<3vildr3@d> when I came to some guy was giving me a blowjob
<3vildr3@d> so I waited for him to finish, then kicked the shit out of him |
#26338 (158/382) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
visualwealth: you know whats funny?
visualwealth: i was writing my paper for like 8 hours straight now
visualwealth: and ive achieved more in last two hours than the six hours before
visualwealth: i really have some concentration issues
onkeybutt87: haha
onkeybutt87: seriously...
onkeybutt87: maybe you should go to, like, a concentration camp |
#28807 (113/269) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dirtYbird> I am looking for a ecommerce package or someone to make one up, mulitlingual etc. Found one in Jamaica but I find it hard to take anything from there too serious, I can picture them sitting back in front of their PC's with joints the size of rolled newspapers on the phone telling me "it'll be coool mon" |
#28828 (117/279) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Nimduin> I'm black. In a white kind of way.
<Nimduin> At least, I have a black sweatshirt.
<doobedoobedoo> You're whiter than milk!
<spunky> And fattier than Cream. |
#29306 (133/315) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[23:37:20] <Conjurer> ps1 was great
[23:37:27] <J3anyus> for me to poop on
[23:37:27] <Conjurer> for me to poop on
[23:37:31] <J3anyus> good god
[23:37:33] <J3anyus> that's scary. |
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