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<TurboRout> i saw some of my high school friends when i got put in rehab |
#3112 (126/302) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<shaun|WRK> bah...porno's get borring after like 5 min
<|D-ToX|> all u just told me was u Blow yer load in 5 mins |
#3780 (127/304) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(nexxai) I just tried to light my smoke, but I forgot to put it in my mouth, and burnt my nose :(
(nexxai) I lit the lighter, then realized the smoke was still on the desk
(nexxai) D: |
#3835 (129/307) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Rajio> my friend's such a bastard, he wouldn't let me get my quarter's worth with VF4, challenged me just for the sake of beating me :P then he did the same with tekken, but then i wipped paul out and owned his ass :P
<toNe> Rajio: paul? is that like a nickname for it? |
#4140 (150/363) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<uneasier> [ric], a student has to make money.. the pay was good and it wasnt nearly as degrading as you would think
<[ric]> uneasier: I realise, but think how the chickens felt?
<uneasier> they were heavily drugged
<[ric]> I am sure there is some bad joke in this about chickens eating seed, but let's just leave it at that |
#5764 (125/297) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Grizzly_Addams> So? I just want your Mac address.
<AngryChicken> ...this is a PC ;-) |
#5980 (113/272) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[10:11] <meiso> ok guys im loading up mozilla 0.9.1
<meiso> time how long before it crashes
[10:18] <meiso> ok mozilla just crashed |
#6714 (124/296) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<_git_> hey folks, what does @ mean in front of someones nick?
<thorn``> The @ symbol identify's the channel operators.. Chops have extra commands for control of the room
<_git_> does it mean that persons is a sad wanker who spends his life on irc, has no real friends, and prefers to chat on here than in a pub? |
#6738 (136/325) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Trog> I pity the english
* Yarn smacks trog
<Trog> they go to all the trouble inventing all these sports.. and then they turn out to SUCK ASS at them |
#7171 (112/266) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
::Sathane.. I am wlasys sober
::Sathane.. excpet when I dirnk |
#7780 (155/376) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DarthN> so.. ana... did she touch your... "railgun"?
<ana_class> dude
<ana_class> seriously stfu
<faustwork> lol
<faustwork> did you shoot plasma?
<DarthN> HAHAHAHA
<DarthN> ROFL
<chaoworky> haha
<DarthN> omg hahaha
<ana_class> are you all in second grade still?
<chaoworky> i think he fisted her with his gauntlet
<DarthN> omg |
#7893 (111/262) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+iNzpekth|buzy> where can i get some ftp programs??
<@pain> try www.google.com
<+iNzpekth|buzy> <<--Thx pain-->>
<@pain> lol, nice script
<+iNzpekth|buzy> <<--Thx pain-->>
<+iNzpekth|buzy> hey pain, i didnt find ftp from www.google.com, which link is it?
* pain cries |
#8130 (113/272) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Beryllium probably should go back to coding PHP
<Beryllium> I hope my site doesn't have any wide-open gaping back doors ...
<Beryllium> ... you know, like www.goatse.cx ...
* Beryllium runs VERY FAR AWAY
<spacefem> Beryllium: awe, that's fun though...
<Beryllium> spacefem: Which part?
<spacefem> making unsuspecting people go to goatse.cx!
<Beryllium> I did that for my GF once ...
<Beryllium> (Ex-gf ;-) |
#8673 (116/276) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<X-man> i had a comp sci teacher that named her dog scsi
<X-man> i felt bad for it |
#9413 (149/363) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(@Bean): rofl
(@Bean): I asked my g/f too marry me, she took me seriously |
#10226 (128/307) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<True_Blue> You ever buy ribbed condoms?
<True_Blue> I always turn them inside out, I'm selfish |
#10842 (155/376) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Aegis> Dude this chick said she wouldn't give me head because she doesn't do that
<Vyse> They still make those? |
#11615 (96/226) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
::: Join: (Lehmann-work) (Lehmann@ACAFF7C7.ipt.aol.com)
<Hydrac7> Cause I love gay cock.
<Lehmann-work> That's about what I expect the first line to be when I enter #gr |
#112683 (151/369) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<WeiGonChi> I'm gonna kill someone if my back doesn't sort itself out
<Damage> not with ur back in that state |
#144982 (69/159) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dogan> yeah I saw a guy dressed as Cats at a costume party once
<dogan> didn't know what to say to him
<zuu> how about "it's you." |
#149306 (183/447) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ThePug> So what is the etiquette for "finding usb drive in dryer"? |
#205783 (220/540) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
chuckstud: C# is terrible
chuckstud: it's like visual basic raped c++ and c++ didn't get the abortion |
#233459 (57/129) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(phncs) what is the midwest good for
(phncs) other than giving stupid people political clout
(Iridium) lots of cows and no questions asked |
#297312 (108/256) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@FlopSter> sometimes i wonder what type of product research one does when manufacturing love dolls |
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* KaylaKitsune has quit IRC (Quit: Cut the chain of lies, I've been beating and beating and beating myself)
* Sypress has quit IRC (Quit: When two people dream the same dream, it-OMGWTFBBQ)
<zeta> The three styles of quit messages.
<zeta> The simple quit, The emo quit, and the lol quit. |
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