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#73308 (160/386) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< orange9> someone make me a margarita
* Dethboy makes orange a Dethboy Margarita
< orange9> how you make yours?
< Dethboy> well... its a shot of whiskey and a beer but i am wearing a sombrero
< Dethboy> i despise tequila |
#111110 (241/591) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<wishes-> i always worry when my banks captcha has 4 letters/digits
<wishes-> and they're 'pray' |
#304853 (63/143) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Brend> "I have created a revolutionary AI from first principles! Also, can anyone tell me how to draw coloured dots on the screen?" |
#12444 (120/284) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Knamel> but its basically "I may not be the best looking guy in the room, but i'm the only one talking to you" <Knamel> And i follow that line up with "Comon baby, happiness is only a light switch away" |
#14079 (151/363) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Mantis> Sorry guys, I've got to go and spend some time with the gf
<Mantis> brb |
#18827 (126/300) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<FrostyGunna> i took a 0 second dump
<Fozzie|TeamUSA> me too
<Fozzie|TeamUSA> one time i had to poo real bad, sat down, and sneezed
<Fozzie|TeamUSA> and it just like... rocketed out.
<Fozzie|TeamUSA> like fast like speed
<FrostyGunna> i got splash back
<Fozzie|TeamUSA> dude, it was like orbital reentry
<Fozzie|TeamUSA> you have nothing on me |
#19390 (132/314) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Mysterious> hmmmm
<Mysterious> midnight
* Mysterious turns into a pumpkin :\ |
#20470 (93/217) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Optimus> i've said it before and i'll say it again
<Optimus> rogue is easily the hottest in x-men 2
<Pyr0Maniac> Yeah... but you wouldn't be able to have sex
<Pyr0Maniac> You'd get the life force sucked out of you
<Optimus> they need to invent some kind of full-body condom
<Pyr0Maniac> Man, it's called saran wrap. |
#21716 (128/303) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
< fluxion> perhaps microsoft has realized that humans cannot accept
perfection, and therefore the software must inherantly be
flawed |
#21989 (127/302) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Volt3kker>whats cntrl + F do on boot ?
<RogueFoxx> initates the self destruct sequence
<scot> it does?
<scot> is that what it really does? |
#22291 (101/237) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<grem> hah
<grem> for the first time in years gold is actually worht MORE than weed |
#23982 (121/287) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
Gud> woah.. eating while tranquilised in your mouth isn't exactly an easy task. :D
dhn> dentist?
Gud> yeah
*** dhn hands Gud a straw
Gud> dhn: straw?
dhn> Come on, you know how to suck ;) |
#27860 (119/283) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
seph429: i need to write me some hacks for the game of life, i appear to suck at it |
#28957 (94/220) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Hatter> I'm gonna try routing the ds3 and 3 t-1 lines through a single cisco 3640
<Hatter> I hope it works ok
<yelworc> holy crap
<yelworc> who could possibly need that much porn?
<splice> hah
<splice> see, hatter jerks off multiple dicks in addition to his own |
#29420 (110/260) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Xylene> hey Hawq, fuck you, you dirty sheep fucker!!! ahhh
<SinisterTengu> lol
<Xylene> just kidding
<Hawq> I'll have you know I bathed that sheep myself so it was clean beforehand
<Hawq> I'd never have a dirty oneComment: irc.cheatlist.com #dcemu
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#30809 (106/250) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
talking about 2001, a space odyssey
<gelfie> I'll wait for the special trimmed edition on dvd :)
<blakat> gelfie, did you get far enough in to see the monkeys?
<Vash> or... read the book... but that's longer then the movie... so maybe you'll wait for the pop-up book version? = P
<gelfie> blakat: the apes... yeah, that went on forever
<gelfie> I think *I* evolved by the time that part ended |
#31066 (130/310) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* Parts: hello (hello@big-donkey-dicks-1ADB5D6F.frap.net) (this channel sucks)
* Kurt sets mode: +b *!*@*frap.net
<SteamedHams> Now listening to: The Beatles - Hello Goodbye |
#32144 (141/337) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<flamingboard>photochop submission http://elwood.longlines.com/~soucada/myko.jpg
<BalefireX>why do you have pictures of dildos on your computer
<flamingboard>it was from a joke for my dorm house
<BalefireX>you seem to have spent a lot of time on that
<flamingboard>not really, 5 minutes in PSP8
<flamingboard>i just made the front of his hand a new layer and put the dildo behind it. then i added some little ones to the box
<BalefireX>you put dildo on the box too.
<flamingboard>oh yeah. i just used a clone brush to erase the mac and put in a vector of dildos.
<BalefireX>you have a vector of dildos?
<flamingboard>yesComment: irc.gideontech.com
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<cooksii> incest is at least something the whole family can do. |
#349 (191/465) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<ping> oh, im ready for the upcoming school year
<End[gone]> i dont think it will be any different
<zxaxox> thats why you have to take a shotgun and MAKE it different. |
#677 (162/390) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
After fatal school shooting in Littleton Colorado, 4/20/99
[18:38] <THE_RAY> Any people from the school in here?
[18:39] <scitz0> oh yah i got home from the shooting and "logged on" you idiot
[18:39] <PunCHie> i got shot in the head 4 times.. but i'm okay.. |
#816 (143/341) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Firebrand> Mario and Luigi are just too "goody goody" with each other.
<Firebrand> I'd wonder what kind of "plumbing" they do
<Firebrand> As I never see them with the tools |
#903 (134/320) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<hypr> joo do any drugs today?
<`gb> i don't do drugs fuckface
<hypr> what is pot then
<`gb> a plant |
#2585 (115/273) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Lepper_> didn't reppy say he fucked a banana peel once
<wild-> Lepper_: that was me
<wild-> u heat it in the microwave
<SYch0> wtf |
#3079 (135/322) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<DAL9000> being alone sucks... i want to stab someone in the eye, but alas, noone is there. |
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