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#1227 (153/367) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<brian`home> so im takin my shower
<brian`home> then i whip out the old hockey shampoo
<brian`home> I WAS LIKE OMFG I LOVE YOU HOCKEY SHAMPOO
<brian`home> so i take a swig of it
<brian`home> cuz it smelled so f'in good
<brian`home> dude it tasted nasty |
#1776 (136/324) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<cait-sith> being in love
<R0y> i wish
<R0y> it's all just confusing emotion
<R0y> one minute you think you love her, the next minute you're on yahoo masturbating with girls in the united states |
#1808 (127/301) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<JDigital> Dude, that's messed up, no way is Pikachu's dick that big |
#2052 (95/221) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* Arsentia pets his cable modem
* [Toby] fwaps Arsentia. Come to Kansas, the land of tin cups and string.
* PresWRK cuts Arse's modem
* Arsentia cuts Toby's string
*** Quits: [Toby] (...)
<Arsentia> Hey! It actually worked! :)
<[Toby]> Because of you, I had to retie the string.
<[Toby]> Schmuck.
<[Toby]> :) |
#2180 (115/271) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(`KGB) I'm going to #jamaica I've always wanted to visit |
#2491 (127/299) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Frisky> my oldest was 34.. when I was 17.. was my mums best mate.. had an affair with her for 3 months heh.. she learnt me quite a lot..
<Pie-Man> Frisky: she learnt you quite a lot? obviously not grammar |
#3076 (142/342) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<foolsCAP> how much is an abortion? i want to get my girlfriend a gift certificate for one for valentines day |
#3326 (130/308) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<skmt> DigDug, if you install a beaded seat cover, the value of your car will skyrocket
<SD_Washu> nah
<SD_Washu> all you have to do
<SD_Washu> is keep a big ol brick of heroin in the trunk |
#3931 (111/261) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Panty_HaX0r> I masturbate near constantly, and I have a steady supply of sex
<Scofco> sex-drives that high should be bottled and sold on store shelves |
#3984 (114/268) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
[11:29] *** kiwix is now known as kiwiGF
[11:34] *** kiwiGF is now known as kiwix
<mightyflo> that was quick. |
#4249 (129/304) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Altoid> patience, young skywalker
<DeX`> but that leia bitch wont put out!
<DeX`> shes got those huge danishes on her ears to hang onto....
<Altoid> mmmm
<Altoid> danish
<Altoid> you fuck her, I'll eat the ears |
#5579 (118/278) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<|argh|> I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, "So how's your breakfast this morning?" "It's very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem to get used to the taste," the patient replied. I then asked to see the jelly and the woman produced a foil packet labeled KY Jelly. |
#5836 (109/255) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<PhantomOfTheRouter> never got another call from them till they bought a new accounting package that needed Win95
<PhantomOfTheRouter> and Novell for the servers..
<PhantomOfTheRouter> went in to upgrade the machines..
<PhantomOfTheRouter> moved the first 2 workgroup servers to Novell 4.11
<PhantomOfTheRouter> couldn't find the third
<PhantomOfTheRouter> asked them where they moved it to...
<PhantomOfTheRouter> umm, moved ?
<PhantomOfTheRouter> yeah, where did you move WKG3SRV to ?
<PhantomOfTheRouter> ummm...
<PhantomOfTheRouter> we didn't change anything
<PhantomOfTheRouter> You had to have moved it when you remodelled the office! The wiring closet in the hall is gone...
<PhantomOfTheRouter> oh shit! |
#6578 (109/256) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<sE|PassePartouT`v> i can beat you like sgamer beats off
<sE|PassePartouT`v> and that's a lot
<sgamer> that is a lot, but i doubt you can |
#6717 (103/241) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<WinTek> whats a good efnet server?
<Julie2> thats an oxymoron
<ToidyMan> WinTek, good and efnet don't belong in the same sentence
<F`Nar> they don't belong on the same internet |
#6834 (122/289) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<angst> someone off campus was looking at my penis.
<angst> i think i spend too much time analyzing people's actions in my webserver's logs |
#7959 (110/255) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<shoryu909> I wanna be the dell kid.
<@pheer> why?
<shoryu909> He's the most honest person I know.
<zeratul> besides Jesus you mean
<shoryu909> yeah, but jesus has an action figure. Sellout! |
#8134 (122/288) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
*** Starlet is now known as StarBBS
<Jerub> BBS?
<Jerub> as in dialup?
<Jerub> whats the number?
<Jerub> is it subscription?
<Jerub> got a large file section?
<Jerub> is it on fidonet?
<StarBBS> bbs as in be back soon |
#8329 (113/266) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<a> i wish i had some vr goggles or something
<Loc-Dog> a: for porn?
<a> so nobody could tell i was playing games
<a> games being interactive porn
<Loc-Dog> a: they'd be able to tell when you pulled out the "joystick" to manuever your "character" in the "first person shooter"
<a> Loc-Dog: i use the keyboard. |
#8923 (127/299) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Celery533> I have single handedly programmed applications which corporations have purchased from me.
* LS * Maur prefers to type double-handedly :) |
#11137 (114/268) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Christoph> Wuff will you tell Sara I'm not talking to her? -.- <turns>
<Wuffypie> Sara, I'm to tell you something that you just heard Mind say anyway |
#11224 (148/354) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<k0reany0> hey it's been long time since I've talked to you.
<Xilokumsh0t> let's meet up and have a beer sometime
<k0reany0> sure. btw how is your wife nancy doing?
<Xilokumsh0t> her name is suzy
<k0reany0> who cares! |
#34119 (138/328) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<PovRayMan> wtf
<PovRayMan> is the internet down? |
#34235 (148/354) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<port-> MadDwarf please take a bow
<MadDwarf> sorry , but I DON'T bend over in this channelComment: #windowsxp efnet
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#34829 (183/441) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<CptnSwede> _________
<CptnSwede> < Hi, Lk! >
<CptnSwede> ---------
<CptnSwede> \ _
<CptnSwede> \ (_)
<CptnSwede> \ ^__^ / \
<CptnSwede> \ (oo)\_____/_\ \
<CptnSwede> (__)\ ) /
<CptnSwede> ||----w ((
<CptnSwede> || ||>>
<LkButter1> Ah, Captain Swedish Porno
<LkButter1> We meet again!Comment: #ramen
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