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< tittyfuckosaurus> I love kidneys
< tittyfuckosaurus> not much else though, not liver or tripe or brains
< tittyfuckosaurus> or tongue
< tittyfuckosaurus> well, I like tongue, but only if it's applied to my penis
< bazzy> i'm the same with liver |
#46763 (93/215) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Macks> holy fuck i just witnessed the coolest thing ever
<Macks> i was out on my porch smoking and there was some guy walking up the road with a bag of liquor
<Macks> this car pulled up next to him and i could hear this lady start lecturing the guy on how bad alcohol is
<Macks> the guy just stood there and was taking it, when out of nowhere the guy starts screaming random obscenities at her, he swings his bag of liquor and smashes it into the windshield
<Macks> you can hear the lady freaking out and screaming about calling the cops and shit, she starts to speed off and the guy picks up this huge rock and chucks it at the car, smashing the back window into pieces
<HOBBEs> ahahha serves her right
<Macks> moral of the story, lecturing a drunk will get you nowhere |
#47160 (133/315) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Apollo7z7> your face looks like someone tried to put out a forest fire with a screwdriver |
#49056 (157/373) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
DJ Yiffyness: your lucky, i want to paw off too but my mom/sister is home
The JaX04: I hope you dont mean that as in they are one and the same |
#50901 (148/350) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Xeno: *listens to bananphone*
Xeno: its been stuck in my head
Duke: Oh man
Xeno: To top it off a friend online started typing hte lyrics.
Duke: Ring ring ring ring ring ring rign bananaphone
Duke: I'd like to see that guy in a punk band
Duke: Ring ring ring BANANARCHY!!!!
Xeno: ...I could scoure the internet for ages and never find an emoticon to either praise or insult you |
#56387 (119/279) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<papasurf> how do i use irc to search for and download legitimate materials? |
#70492 (181/435) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<vh> So I wonder if when you're really good at something and you die and go to heaven, if there is some dude who was doing it 2000 years ago, who's been doing it heaven the whole time, who's like.. 2000 years better at it then you
<vh> and like.. you try to catch up, but it's like.. he's always 2000 years better
<vh> so you get really depressed and try to kill yourself, but you're already dead
<vh> reincarnation solves a lot of these problemsComment: #perl
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#74903 (252/614) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<caddis> the hardest thing about buying a macbook is telling your parents you are gayComment: server: irc.ruxcon.org.au, #ozphreak
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#78867 (164/392) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Atlas> I just realized something
<Digerat> hmm?
<Atlas> When I'm typing, my main hands aren't on the main how row
<Atlas> They're on WASD
<Atlas> Not even kidding. |
#11882 (101/235) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mage> it will be nice to be back in america
<sparks> I feel the same way
<sparks> having come from alabama |
#13605 (113/265) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SarahS> With my large internal capacity to hold water, and your creative igeniuty, we can rule the world! |
#14513 (119/279) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Stay99>but anyway, back to me. I want to be the ruler of the world. Sometimes-I play ruler of the world in my basement when noone else is home |
#14692 (125/295) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ShoeFlip6058>: I made this screenplay where a serial killer goes to random victims houses, goes into their bedrooms, and screams "DON'T WAKE UP" in their faces while they sleep. The wake up, see him, and they die of fright
<ShoeFlip6058>: I would cast Christopher Walken as the killer
<Claypeople>: Dude, if i saw christopher walken in person I'd die of fright
<Jenova>: He's a scary mofo |
#14697 (156/370) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kRadD3ViL> fUk1n n0n-31337 h4x0rz! t4lk l1k3 n00bZ!!!!
<evildewr> hey, i used to speek like that.. but it don't make you leet with women
<kRadD3ViL> WhY u s4y d4t n00b?
<evildewr> cuz my girlfriend dumped me for using numbers when we communicated
<kRadD3ViL> u h4d a g1rlfr13nd? fuk1ng 31337!!!!! g1rls s0und 1337! |
#15771 (105/245) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[msg.argvee(~flop@adsl-216-103-210-51.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net)] ok whoever made ircii interfac ewas clearly not considering drunk people when doing i |
#15965 (110/257) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<^bat-sai> sendai :p
<sendai> bob
<^bat-sai> hows lismore?
<sendai> ok
<sendai> not horrible
<sendai> :)
<sendai> leaving tomorow afternoon :)
<^bat-sai> i once went to lismore
<^bat-sai> for a baseball competition
<^bat-sai> when i was 13
<sendai> what happened bob?
<^bat-sai> i was mocked
<^bat-sai> because i was the only one who thought we were there to play baseball on the snes |
#19049 (132/310) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<NestyPoo> man
<NestyPoo> this d00d tried to get his hat from under a rollercoaster
<NestyPoo> one of those upside down rollercoasters
<NestyPoo> he got kicked by some women in a passing rollercoaster and he lost his head
<NestyPoo> the woman broke her foot and is suing for damages
<rhythm> savage
<rhythm> did he get his hat back
<Chalupa_J> well good hats arent exactly cheap |
#19521 (109/253) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<winmutt> on the brighter side of things the waitress t the bar last nite gave me her phone number... might as well have read "this coupon is good for a free fuck" |
#21018 (120/282) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dylan> anyone know where i can get the new deftones album?
<zomb> dylan, FYE or best buy
<zomb> should have it
<dylan> do they have ftp? |
#21080 (137/325) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CommanderStab> You know how I'd love to go out?
<CommanderStab> Once I'
<sei> midsentence?
<ipkiss> hahahhaha
<CommanderStab> Hahaha, sei - shut up ^^; |
#23634 (127/300) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(Mobius`) is there a disease where your hands always feel dirty and you wash them like every 20mins?
(dtw) excessive fisting |
#25206 (145/343) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(Makura) -_-
(@Shady) why the long emoticon? |
#25317 (112/262) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RobertRence> Okay, since I've apparently got my definitions screwed up, define a hacker for me.
<Straylight> Hackers are people who dress in fruity colors and say things like "HACK THE PLANET" and hang around with Matthew Lillard and stuff |
#26347 (120/282) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mef> American Scientists Finalize Plans To Construct Artificial Tri-Force;
<mef> US Declares War On Ganon
<mef> http://graphics7.nytimes.com/images/2003/06/28/weekinreview/29over.slide01.jpg |
#28481 (113/265) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
ShatteredArcadia: but sodomy is JAIL TIME!
WeWereSchizo: No, Jail time is sodomy. |
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